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Two of my dreams ruined at once.


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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PostPosted: Dec 18 2007 11:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant: http://omg.yahoo.com/jamie-lynn-spears-says-shes-pregnant/news/4928

I had secretly hoped that:

1) She was smarter than her trailer trash sister.
2) I might someday take her virginity.

Guess not. Well Baby Jesus, looks like you stomped on my prayers once again. Thanks alot.
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Bouya
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PostPosted: Dec 18 2007 11:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Forget that, they better not cancel Zoey 101!
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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 01:10 am Reply with quote Back to top

Well, like the old saying goes, you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the white trash out of the girl. Or something. Also, I didn't even know Brittany had a sister.


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Tebor
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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 01:41 am Reply with quote Back to top

Stupid celebrity virginity. Evil


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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 01:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

I thought 16 year olds all throw them selves down the stairs when they get pregnant
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 07:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

Or they get punched in the stomach by their rapper wannabe boyfriends.

Who was that guy who got in trouble a few years back because he had a song where he rapped about how he was gonna punch his girl in the stomach if she wouldn't get an abortion?
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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 11:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

IDK who that rapper is but he earned my respect

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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 04:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You should have went after Michelle Trachtenberg when you had the chance.
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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 04:40 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Meh. I favor Lacey Chabert now. I wrote her a really nice fan letter, and I'm expecting a free handjob any day now.
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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 11:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Falcown PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNCH!


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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 11:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

1: falcon punching a baby out of a pregnant sixteen year old is made of win.
2: I too would like to know this rapper.
3: you can always fall back on ashley simpson:
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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 11:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

WHAT!? Spears has a sister? WHAT!?


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Dec 19 2007 11:53 pm Reply with quote Back to top

LOL. I thought the breaking news was finding out Britney had a sister. I had no idea either. I'd still hit that once she turns 18 Cool


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Tebor
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2007 03:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

I wish this wasn't news. I mean, real news. Friggin' ABC spent like 10 minutes on this tonight. Evil

Where are people being outraged that the chick from "Whale Rider" got pregnant before the movie where she played the Virgin Mary came out? Oh wait, I remember something about that... But it was old news before noon.


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2007 11:32 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ashlee Simpson fails because she is dating that loser from Fall Out Boy.

Oh wait. That means she has no standards.



ASHLEE FTW!
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2007 08:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

A bit of funny from WWTDD.com:

Back in late July, the National Enquirer was the first to report that Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant. They were promptly sued, even though now it seems they were correct (various sources say today she is much further along than the 12 weeks she claims). But awesome gets awesomer, as the NE is emailing people like me the angry letter they received when the story broke:

"Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears' (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl."
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PostPosted: Dec 20 2007 10:12 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Ashlee Simpson fails because she is dating that loser from Fall Out Boy.

Oh wait. That means she has no standards.



ASHLEE FTW!

see, that's what it's all about.


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Tebor
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PostPosted: Dec 21 2007 01:37 am Reply with quote Back to top

Knyte wrote:
"Ms. Spears is a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.
There is no “rumor concerning Ms. Spears' (non-existent) pregnancy, except perhaps for the baseless rumor just now being created by the National Enquirer.
Ms. Spears is not pregnant. It is pathetic for the National Enquirer to attempt to create a wholly baseless rumor that Ms. Spears is pregnant, so it can run a malicious story and false story which would be emotionally devastating to a morally upright 16 year old girl."

All girls are messed up and crazy. I wish I had a dollar for every Christian chick I knew that freaked out and sinned their way to Hell... But the memories will have to suffice. Not as well as if I had the footage though.... Crying


"If you will not tell me, I will hurt people!!!" -Nuclear Man

"Do you hear? The alpha and the omega. Death and rebirth. And as you die, so will I be reborn!" - Skeletor

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