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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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Comes black commando santa:
Why is he in camo? Who's the battle against, whitey?
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Grimmriffer
Title: vaguely perturbed
Joined: Jun 19 2007
Location: God's waiting room
Posts: 205
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Where are they selling this?
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Maybe he's fighting for blood diamonds? What's more scary are the monkey-headed nutcrackers to the right of him. And is that Hell's Angels Santa on the left? What fucking store is this?
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I sure as hell want one! Bonus points if he, like many other Santa statues, shakes his ass and sings a song. Preferably "WAR! What is it Good For?"
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Santa just wants to bring Christmas to Iraq - by force if necessary.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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| Santa just wants to bring Christmas to Iraq - by force if necessary. |
That was hilarious and unexpected. Kudos Cattivo.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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| Maybe he's fighting for blood diamonds? What's more scary are the monkey-headed nutcrackers to the right of him. And is that Hell's Angels Santa on the left? What fucking store is this? |
JCPenny, of all places.
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ReeperTheSeeker
Joined: Aug 26 2007
Posts: 2752
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| Maybe he's fighting for blood diamonds? What's more scary are the monkey-headed nutcrackers to the right of him. And is that Hell's Angels Santa on the left? What fucking store is this? |
JCPenny, of all places. |
Seriously? And i thought they only were good for women's clothes and causing a man to miss sporting events because his wife dragged him shopping. Now, we must spread the news so husbands everywhere that are trapped at JC Penny's can bug his wife to get a commando Santa and evil monkey nutcrackers.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Bug his wife? We'll just tell them to say "I'm getting a Commando Santa, and if you don't like it, tough balls."
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