SydLexia dotcom: Hi Satan!
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?
SydLexia dotcom: You are Satan, yes?
SantaClaus: Are you kidding?
SydLexia dotcom: I love you, Satan.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
SydLexia dotcom: I need a gun so I can shoot everyone at school.
SantaClaus: You see? Christmas can be full of miracles.
SydLexia dotcom: Do you believe in the magic of Baby Jesus?
SantaClaus: In goodness, the promise of all children, a future of peace, and magic!
SydLexia dotcom: OK, so when will Jesus bring the porkchops?
SantaClaus: Kewl.
SydLexia dotcom: Um, that didn't answer my question.
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
SydLexia dotcom: Way to break character, jerkface.
SantaClaus: Not funny.
SydLexia dotcom: YOU'RE not funny.
SantaClaus: Now I want you to spread that spirit everywhere you go today!
SantaClaus: Oh, I do.
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
SydLexia dotcom: Take a moment and kindly STFU.
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
SydLexia dotcom: Cuz you're a loser.
SantaClaus: Be nice.
SydLexia dotcom: Why?
SantaClaus: I'm sorry, I really don't know.
SydLexia dotcom: Wow, you kinda suck at this job, huh?
SantaClaus: My goodness. I'm afraid I cannot respond to that kind of talk. A lump of coal for you.
SydLexia dotcom: Keep talking like that and you're gonna get a lump on your head.
SantaClaus: Wonderful! Now we are getting somewhere.
SydLexia dotcom: You really don't know when to stop, do you?
SantaClaus: What do you think?
SydLexia dotcom: I think something bad might happen to you. Try and guess what.
SantaClaus: Hmm... What, what?
SydLexia dotcom: I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A MOTHERFUCKING SHOVEL!!!!!
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
SydLexia dotcom: Yes.
SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season?
SydLexia dotcom: I bought some cigarettes for some 7th graders.
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
SydLexia dotcom: Lame
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
SydLexia dotcom: Fine.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
SydLexia dotcom: That wasn't a question, ya fucking asshole.
SantaClaus: Hmm. I'm afraid that kind of language won't get you into the nice column with me. That's a lump of coal for you.
SydLexia dotcom: Fuck off.
SantaClaus: My goodness. You've earned another lump of coal. I'm sorry but this is the last warning and lump of coal I can promise you. Any more cursing and I'll have to stop talking to you. Please, type menu; let's try to get in the Christmas spirit.
SydLexia dotcom: Whatever.
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
SydLexia dotcom: I'm outta here.
SantaClaus: Alright now. I'm here to spread Christmas cheer -- so use this time wisely and type carefully. Here's quick way to get in the Christmas spirit; type, menu.
SydLexia dotcom: Peace out.