You know what? These stupid sluts and all the kinds of giga-liberal bitches who support this sort of shit are destroying everything that we know and love. Syd mentioned such a thing in his Halloween article about Chicken McNugget Buddies, and I agree. Mortal Kombat, one of the first games I played, a game series which had an immense effect on my life up to now? Way too violent for these smug, self-righteous bastards. Beloved McDonaldLand characters like Mayor McCheese and the McNuggets? Apparently colorful advertising campaigns like these promote obesity."Ho ho ho"? Too offensive to women. "Ho ho ho" isn't offensive to normal women, even soccer moms, who are notorious for freaking out about sex and violence. It's only offensive to sluts, whores, and prostitutes like these Sydney bitches. They try to defend their sexual promiscuity by calling sexual restraint (not total abstinence, simply moderation and monogamy) a construct of a phallocentric, misognistic society where men are allowed to do whatever they want while women's sex drives are frowned upon, and then they get offended by the laugh of a fat old man at the sight of milk and cookies. Most of this is probably because they hear the cry of their culture and the cry of their evolution screaming at them through the use of the word "ho" by a man that looks like the one that they sucked off at age sixteen. Dirty sluts.