Syd Lexia wrote:

The thing I hate most about these videos is that all these people have terrible fucking voices. If you're going to try and establish yourself as a video game critic on YouTube, make sure you have a good voice. AVGN, Fatman, no one wants to hear your fucking high pitched whiny little bitch voice droning on and on about how your bad your sorry ass sucks at Parodius. If you want to be an angry person, you need a fucking angry voice. Lewis Black, Dave Attell, Denis Leary, these are people who have the type of angry, manly voice you need to do angry material. Little bitches like AVGN and Fatman don't have that sort of voice. They sound like Andy Dick. Hell, they sound like my little sister throwing a fit when I grab the remote from her and change the channel off of "Hannah Montana". To guys with little whiny bitch voices who think they're funny enough to do video reviews, I have suggestion: SMOKE. A few years of some nice high tar cigarettes will give you the sort of nasty raspy voice you need for the sort of material you do. And to all the people out there doing AVGN-style reviews, why don't you take another cue from AVGN, get the fuck off of YouTube and get a real site. You think you're hot shit cuz you're on a UGC site? You're not. You're just some bandwagon douchebag with 5th grade level editing skills.

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Char Aznable wrote:

Unrelated, but Christ, I hate Hannah Montana. What's worse is that my sister is always watching piece of shit shows like that, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Cory in the House, and basically every generic piece of shit Disney puts on their channel. And is this guy actively retarded? He definitely has the "freak living in his parent's basement" voice down pat.

Yah ABC use to have some cool Saturday morning shows, but thanks to Disney it all blows now. Hell, I quit watching Saturday morning stuff when Fox canceled X-men. That show was just so badass. I do watch some shows on the rare occasion i wake up on Saturday. Some of it's okay, Johnny Test has it's moments. But majority of shows now are either rehashes of old franchises or badly dubbed Anime.

I would join in the conversation on Hanna Montana if i knew anything about the show. So i shall continue the original conversation of the post. Here is another Game Reviewer:

SNES Guy

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JRA wrote:

Fact: The AVGN is hilarious. The funniest one is the Bugs Bunny one. The recent one where he takes a retrospective of the "Nintendo Power" Magazine was cool too.

I use to have a subscription for Nintendo Power before we had the internet. All i wanted was the secrets to beating games and since the internet provide those, I gave up my subscription. I liked that episode of AVGN more then his Fester one, which i have to say, maybe his worst.

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Well here is AVGN's latest review and i have to say, it sucks more then the game he is playing:

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/26199.html?type=flv

He loses credit for reviewing an Atari game. Atari games are shitty by today’s standards because they are relics and the technology in that day was still young, so he is basically taking a shit easy way out of the review by bashing an Atari game. The Atari Porn review is probably the only Atari related review that I actually give him credit for because those games are just wrong. The second half of the Chainsaw review felt unnecessary and overblown, i really didn't laugh at this review nor the fester's quest one. Well maybe a ‘hah’ but I’m not really entertained by his latest stuff.

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