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Joined: Sep 11 2007 Posts: 36

Sorry to make a entire thread to announce my arrival to the site. But, here I am. I've been lurking on the forums for a while, and I'm glad to finally say I've become part of the forum.

Hopefully threads I start will be better than this from now on.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 10:56 am

LOL welcome homie.

Anyhow, WTF?! Am I overreacting about this website?!
http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

Posted: Sep 11 2007 11:01 am

Actually that's pretty much the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. Just looking at it makes me feel uncomfortable. And hey, welcome man

Posted: Sep 11 2007 11:05 am

Introductory threads are pretty much the norm. Welcome to the forums. Thanks for not being a spambot.

Joined: Sep 11 2007 Posts: 36

I don't know, Ashley R. is into current pop music. I think I might just might buy myself an underage wife.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 11:20 am

Is this site in America? If so, I'm scared.

Also, what sort of legal issues exist with this? I know the age at which girls can legally get married varies from state to state, but I'm pretty sure the laws that say you can't have sex with a minor don't. Too bad RegalSin's gone... he'd probably know.

Also, read the testimonials: http://www.marryourdaughter.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=59&Itemid=9

They're really sort of depressing.

Also, welcome aboard, ottobot.

Joined: Sep 11 2007 Posts: 36

Cheyenne B.
Age: 16,
Location: Northwest

Bride Price:
$5,995 We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life.

wow

I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the forcing of the daughter into a Christian household or the rock bottom price.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 12:11 pm

Quote:

Gabriella M.
Age: 17,
Location: Southeast

Bride Price:
$19,995 Gaby has traveled a lot and seen enough of the world to realize that America is where she wants to live and while all she needs is one good man to be a good wife to, she graduated high school a year early and intends to go to college so her husband would have to be okay with that.

She's reasonably priced, she's almost legal, and she has collegiate aspirations. Now that is a quality deal. She's not bad looking either.

It's too bad I'm Catholic... I'm pretty sure only Protestant and Born Again bidders ever get their offers accepted. Oh yeah, and I don't have $20k just lying around either.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Syd Lexia wrote:

It's too bad I'm Catholic... I'm pretty sure only Protestant and Born Again bidders ever get their offers accepted.

C'mon, I'll bet you could fib your way through pretty well.

Oh, and also: Shocked

Joined: Sep 11 2007 Posts: 36

Syd Lexia wrote:

It's too bad I'm Catholic... I'm pretty sure only Protestant and Born Again bidders ever get their offers accepted. Oh yeah, and I don't have $20k just lying around either.

You know, we could all put our money together, and then we could afford an underage wife. We could even have a bake sale or something if we needed to.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 12:39 pm

Did the site go down? It's not loading for me anymore... My afternoon is completely ruined now. That shit was hilarious.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 12:54 pm

It's not working for me either... not that I'd be in the market for an underage wife *whistles innoncently*

Posted: Sep 11 2007 03:10 pm

All those gals look kind of itchy.

I never made an introduction thread, should I go back and make one? :p

Posted: Sep 11 2007 03:24 pm

Sweet Christ...

I hope to fuck this is some elaborate prank. If not, I weep. Though I have been wanting a Chechnyan bride....
/end Aqua Teen reference.

If this becomes widely-known, I expect to see an episode of Law and Order: SVU take it on, because this can't be legal. Dammit, I feel tainted just looking at it.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 04:17 pm

Welcome.

And wow, that's just fucked up.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 04:40 pm

Katelyn F.
Age: 14,
Location: Caribbean

Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet!

OH MY GOD! These people are sick! I did out of curiousity propose to Alyssa T. She's hot and legal! wish me luck.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Douche McCallister wrote:

Katelyn F.
Age: 14,
Location: Caribbean

Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet!

Posted: Sep 11 2007 04:49 pm

LOL, I almost posted that. But it goes onto say that she got her SCUBA license at 12 and never looked back.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 04:55 pm

Yea but if I left that in there it wouldn't have been as funny.

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

Quote:

Anna R .
Age: 17 ½,
Location: Northeast

Bride Price:
$3,995

Anna R. has been living with foster families since she was 5 and is a bit rough around the edges but is basically a good girl. When she turns 18 she will age out of the foster system and will have to move out and is looking for a kind and caring man to look after her needs while she looks after his.

so she's bargain priced because she's damaged goods. It's like going to best buy and getting a discount on something because it's a little beat up or it's an open box item. She's desperate, nearly legal, and the cheapest one here.

This is a THI article waiting to happen. Someone lend me a few thousand dollars plz.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

HAHAHA. I took a look at the site, and the photos alone screamed hoax.

And I'm not the only one who thinks so: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/marry_our_daughter/

Hilarious, though. Up there with bonsai kittens.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 06:51 pm

Quote:

“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14

Married at 14?!

Quote:

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

That's just fucked up mang...

Quote:

“My mother thought I was getting ‘too frisky” and that I had to get married right away before I lost my purity to some high school boy.

pfffffffffff

2010 SLF Tag Champ Joined: Jun 07 2006 Posts: 12294

DarkMaze wrote:

HAHAHA. I took a look at the site, and the photos alone screamed hoax.

And I'm not the only one who thinks so: http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/marry_our_daughter/

Hilarious, though. Up there with bonsai kittens.

psst, don't ruin it for the rest of us!

Posted: Sep 11 2007 07:40 pm

The real test is whether the brides ever update. If it's a hoax, the hoaxer will eventually get tired of the joke and stop updating.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 08:50 pm

I want to congradulate you ottobot on your first post at sydlexia.com being completely derailed with the promise of jailbait.