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Posted: Sep 10 2007 06:57 pm

According to MovieHole, the Weinsteins want to make another Total Recall.

So they are going to do a remake, probably directed by McG or some other asshole, with all the animatronics and puppets replaced with CGI, set to a rockin' Fall Out Boy song. And then Harvey Weinstein can come to my house and kick me in the nuts and tell me I'm old.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 06:41 pm

I am outraged by this. I was outraged last night as well, when I first read this, but I was hoping to come up with something more interesting to say than just "OMG, I'm outraged!".

But seriously, OMG. I am outraged.

Posted: Sep 12 2007 12:58 am

Whatever. I'm supposed to be remaking Raw Deal next spring.

Posted: Sep 12 2007 05:57 am

I would watch a Raw Deal remake. The rock quarry massacre was cut to shit and the footage was lost.

Posted: Sep 12 2007 12:48 pm

Total Recall remake? It better have FOUR boobs this time.

Posted: Sep 12 2007 02:27 pm

I prefer breasts to come in pairs thank you.

More midgets would be nice.

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

That gal was actually a reference to Eccentrica Golumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6 from "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". Cool

That being said, the only acceptable remake of Total Recall would be a new season of the TV series "Total Recall 2070". Damn I loved that show. It was essentially a cop show set in a Total Recall/Blade Runner hybrid universe. And it rocked.

Joined: Aug 26 2007 Posts: 2752

Hollywood has run out of new material . . . which is nothing new of course. And the likey hood this remake would suck more is if Arnie is not in it.