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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Hi, I really like to drink beer, and I really like to play video games.
Unfortunately I've noticed that the two don't mix. Sure when you start everything is fine, you've got a buzz, you and your wingman are whooping Contra, its a grand bit of fun for the entire family. (unless you don't like beer and or video games, which in my opinion means theres something inherently wrong with you)
The problem is that beer by nature is impossible to stop drinking once you hit a certain point, and of course the drunker you get the more retarded your basic motor skills become.
I drank five of these  and one of these  through the course of the night, (yes I know low quality but I live in the ghetto and thats all the corner store has  ) and had a hell of time keeping my little 8 bit commando alive.  Shit it wasn't even from tricky bullets fired from enemies at weird to hit angles or difficult bosses, I and my friend could not even keep from walking straight into pits and enemies, and jumping? Jumping was out of service. The night ended with the Nintendo sitting gleefully looping the title screen while we argued in slurred tones about if it was possible to send a time machine back in time with another time machine.
I kinda lost my train of thought here and I'm still hung over, so just remember that freinds dont let freinds play nintendo drunk.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Laziest avatar ever. Good story, though.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Nothing wrong w/the old Steel and/or MD 20/20. Orange is the best flavor. It still tastes like asshole, but not as bad as the other ones lol.
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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I never dared play contra whilst drunk. I will tell you though that I get inherently better at DDR while I'm drinking, which shouldnt happen.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Late night LAN Halo + SSBM really, really goes south for me when im drunk playing. At least it keeps me distracted from drunk dialing or drunk texting lol.
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Kubo
Joined: Aug 24 2005
Location: Mount Holly, NJ
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I always prided myself on my Street Fighter 2 Turbo prowess on SNES, but my buddy had a Genesis. I got my ass kicked several times dealing with A B and C instead of my beloved A B X Y L and R....
Until one night I decided it was a good night for some Olde English and a six of Yuengling (anyone from NJ-PA?) Somehow I became, better, faster, stronger. Capable of things I'd never done before on the Genesis. Booze was the nectar of the gods that night, my friends. I am now roughly 2-40 in SF2T matches on the Genesis. Both of my wins, however, came when I was shitfaced.
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 Thou, because I am wroth, be not dismayed, for I shall win the strife, whoever circle round within for the defence. This their insolence is not new, for of old they used it at a less secret gate, which still is found without a bolt. Above it thou didst see the dead inscription; and already on this side of it
descends the steep, passing without escort through the circles,
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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I like to combine various drugs with video games. Weed is fun with games like GTA. For FPS or puzzle games, alcohol or hallucinogens.
A small amount of alcohol can help me play better at FPS'es and fighting games, dunno why, it just makes me loosen up a bit.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Tekken is such a button masher that I can play it drunk without any adverse side effects.
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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Tekken's not a button masher, it's something even worse. It's a dial-a-combo game. All you do is remember the 10 hit combos and do them brainlessly and repeatedly.
Here, Blackout Boy, I made you a new avatar. It's Pipboy from Fallout and he's Black, see? Blackout Boy.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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looks like a perverted mexican backpacker
I prefer the  its my favorite smiley in the world, I want a  t shirt.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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I agree, don't try any shooter when high or drunk.
RayCrisis fucked me up when high. Couldn't get past the first level.
Also in NSMB high and drunk, I fell through the same hole over and over and over again..
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Xbox Live: HazNobody, pronounced "HAz". | Haven't went to IRC yet? Go! #sydlexia @ DALnet. | Y'all should play some Super Robot Wars J (hey that rhymes!) | yeah I'm back who gives a shit |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Tekken is such a button masher that I can play it drunk without any adverse side effects. |
do you play as eddy or lei?
oh yeah, and I must once again state that stoned calibur is the best game ever.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Eddy, of course. I'll also use Nina, depending on my mood. Or Julia, but Drunken Julia rarely goes well.
Playing Lei while drunk is risky, cuz he's got all those different stances and it's easy to end up rolling around on the ground like an epileptic preschooler once you really starting pounding drinks.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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SMB is fucking impossible when I'm under the influence, get stuck in a constant loop at world 8 level 3, thank god for that hold down A press start continue trick.
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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Mario Kart is surprisingly fun to play whilst drunk.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Any RTS, and I mean ANY RTS, really kicks my ass drunk. Even campaign vs the comp.
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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Yeah. I can't even imagine how I'd play C & C drunk. It would be a trainwreck.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Eddy, of course. I'll also use Nina, depending on my mood. Or Julia, but Drunken Julia rarely goes well.
Playing Lei while drunk is risky, cuz he's got all those different stances and it's easy to end up rolling around on the ground like an epileptic preschooler once you really starting pounding drinks. |
lulz!
And I can see how Mario Kart would be fun drunk and/or high. Especially over WiFi. You'd be all "Whoa, a shell dude!"
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
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Syd Lexia wrote: |
Eddy, of course. I'll also use Nina, depending on my mood. Or Julia, but Drunken Julia rarely goes well.
Playing Lei while drunk is risky, cuz he's got all those different stances and it's easy to end up rolling around on the ground like an epileptic preschooler once you really starting pounding drinks. |
I mostly play as the mishima/kazamas, the taekwando guys, the kings, or steve, with steve being my favorite. drunk I try to avoid the kings because they require too much preciseness, which usually ends with me constantly dashing forward and gettign kicked in the head.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Char Aznable wrote: |
Yeah. I can't even imagine how I'd play Advance Wars and Bleach DS drunk/high. It would be a trainwreck. |
Fixed for me...
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Xbox Live: HazNobody, pronounced "HAz". | Haven't went to IRC yet? Go! #sydlexia @ DALnet. | Y'all should play some Super Robot Wars J (hey that rhymes!) | yeah I'm back who gives a shit |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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The Advance Wars is true for me, also. I'd be sending infantry against neotanks and shit.
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hyperborean
Joined: Sep 07 2007
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Playing competitive games and drinking is the shit. I used to drink and play THPS2 or Soul Calibur for hours on end with a buddy. Co-op or one player? Fucking forget it
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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I started hearing promos for this place on my favorite radio station: http://www.battleandbrew.com/
Free play Fridays for Guitar Hero and Rock Band.
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
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Wow. I knew I liked Atlanta bcz of OutKast. Now I have another reason to like that place. Man, I wish PHX had something like that. And they have Smash Bros. + WCIII. Lucky.
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Klimbatize wrote: |
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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I wish they had one of these out here. It's like Dave and Buster's, but better!
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