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Posted: Sep 08 2007 03:11 am

So where's my presents? I like the Ultimate Warrior and girls with big noses.

Posted: Sep 08 2007 03:28 am

I'll combine the two as best I can. I give you Aurora Levesque.

Posted: Sep 08 2007 03:30 am

You mean HHH didn't take Steph's surname?

Also, totally unrelated:

http://rated-m.blogspot.com/2007/08/larry-wachowskis-sex-change-is-complete.html

Looks like he paid a lot of money for a bandanna and a shave. She. Whatever!

Posted: Sep 08 2007 04:05 am

You get no present from me.

Posted: Sep 08 2007 06:34 am

Happy Birthday man.... but you're 30, practically one foot in the grave yo. Make sure you aren't turning to dust. lol jk... anyhow have fun and hopefully you dont have to work a million hours again.

Posted: Sep 08 2007 06:51 am

Happy birthday!

Joined: Feb 24 2006 Posts: 2578

Indeed, Happy Birthday!

Posted: Sep 08 2007 11:45 am

Happy vaginal expulsion day! Smile

Posted: Sep 08 2007 02:34 pm

Happy Birthday, I hope you get the cake(s).

Posted: Sep 08 2007 06:14 pm

Happy Birthday

Posted: Sep 08 2007 06:20 pm

Happy Birthday!

Posted: Sep 08 2007 06:29 pm

I got myself some cookies, and the first DuckTales box to watch during my shifts. Good times.

Posted: Sep 08 2007 07:16 pm

Happy Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary.

Posted: Sep 08 2007 11:39 pm

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

Posted: Sep 10 2007 12:13 am

Happy belated birthday. Embarrassed

Posted: Sep 10 2007 03:42 am

i think its time you retire old man.

Posted: Sep 10 2007 04:08 pm

That sounds like a good idea, right about now. I'm listening to some girl talking about j-rock on her phone, and... well. J-rock fans from around here are pretty much twats.

Posted: Sep 10 2007 04:40 pm

J-Rock fans from anywhere but Japan are usually twats.

Posted: Sep 10 2007 06:05 pm

I've only heard of J-Pop... there's J-Rock too?

Is there J-Rap?

Posted: Sep 10 2007 06:09 pm

Some J-Rock is pretty good. Try to find a band called, "Rabbit." They were bigger in the late 80s/early 90s in Japan, and had some killer guitar work in their songs. They also have the often hilarious songs that are in Japanese with a few english phrases thrown in.

Kinda like "Let's Fighting Love".

Posted: Sep 10 2007 06:12 pm

Syd Lexia wrote:

Is there J-Rap?

Yeah they're is. Teriyaki Boyz, Rip Slyme, etc.

Also, happy spirit journey formation anniversary bjork.

Bell

I do this for everyone's birthday threads.

Posted: Sep 10 2007 11:11 pm

Knyte wrote:

Some J-Rock is pretty good. Try to find a band called, "Rabbit." They were bigger in the late 80s/early 90s in Japan, and had some killer guitar work in their songs. They also have the often hilarious songs that are in Japanese with a few english phrases thrown in.

Kinda like "Let's Fighting Love".

The Blue Hearts were great like 15 years ago, and there's a band called Stance Punks that sounds almost exactly like them. But around here, it's a bunch of flabby faux goth shut-ins praying to these bands, and when you go "this sounds like Korn, just in Japanese", they act like you fisted their dad on his birthday or something.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 12:01 am

-bjork- wrote:

But around here, it's a bunch of flabby faux goth shut-ins praying to these bands, and when you go "this sounds like Korn, just in Japanese", they act like you fisted their dad on his birthday or something.

So.....they get excited?

Posted: Sep 11 2007 12:02 am

Yes, but not in the same way that they might if I were a japanese man wearing makeup and a lolita dress.

Posted: Sep 11 2007 12:12 am

My brother is apparently a big fan of L'Arc En Ciel which I've been assured is a Japanese band despite having a French name.