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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
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We all know the joke that was Paris Hilton's jail sentence. But, now it appears that another useless cunt will get off completely free:
TMZ says:
...there is a "strong possibility" the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office will NOT file felony charges against Lindsay Lohan in connection with her two DUI arrests.
...felony. But we're told that the D.A. is inclined not to file those felony chargescharges may be filed tomorrow, and the D.A. is leaning toward rejecting three possible felonies. Sources say the D.A. almost certainly will not file cocaine charges in connection with her DUI bust Memorial Day weekend in Beverly Hills.
As for her July 24 arrest in Santa Monica, the D.A. could charge her with felony cocaine possession, and bringing cocaine into a correctional facility -- also a either.
That basically leaves misdemeanor DUI charges for both incidents. If Lohan is found guilty of both, she'd have to serve a minimum of four days in jail.
...Lohan's mega-lawyer Blair Berk and prosecutors have been talking a lot and that spells a possible plea bargain.
What the fuck!?! If any person in this forum did this exact same shit, they would be going to PRISION for YEARS, not to JAIL for 4 fucking days! Is Los Angeles' legal system that f'ing corrupted? I mean these aren't even the good actors and actresses that are getting off easy. It's the shitty ones!
So, I'm guessing by that logic, if Sean Connery killed 20 orphans with an axe he would be sentenced to 4 hours of community service.
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Cattivo
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I said pretty much the same thing today while watching the news during dinner.
I'm sure the prosecutor was paid off.
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JStrangiato
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Joined: Jun 12 2007
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That pissed me off too. All I could do was think of a line from the Dead Kennedy's cover of "I Fought The Law"
I fought the law, and I won.
'Nuff said.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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Fucking shitwits! Why the hell is it that every vapid asshole and gaping vagina in Hollywood apparently have diplomatic immunity more fool-proof then the shit that Doctor Doom walks around with!? It's fucking insane!
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Knyte
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Title: Curator Of The VGM
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It's this kind of shit that they need to riot about. If I lived in LA, I would get a mob together, march down main street, and then burn city hall to the ground.
And, do it wrapped in an american flag. With a bunch of chicks dressed as lady liberty, who will all be weeping over the death of justice.
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Rycona
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It's this kind of shit that they need to riot about. If I lived in LA, I would get a mob together, march down main street, and then burn city hall to the ground.
And, do it wrapped in an american flag. With a bunch of chicks dressed as lady liberty, who will all be weeping over the death of justice. |
Too bad that only happens nowadays when the Lakers win the NBA Championship, something obviously so much more important.
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Tebor
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Lindsay Lohan will be dead within the next couple of years, I'm sure.
And if not, I trust Judge Dredd to handle it.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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I don't want her to die. I want her to come to my house for a night of wild sex, then die.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| I don't want her to die. I want her to come to my house for a night of wild sex, then die. |
You could fuck her to death, like in Se7en.
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Bouya
Title: Delinquent
Joined: Aug 15 2007
Location: Suzuran
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| Knyte wrote: |
It's this kind of shit that they need to riot about. If I lived in LA, I would get a mob together, march down main street, and then burn city hall to the ground.
And, do it wrapped in an american flag. With a bunch of chicks dressed as lady liberty, who will all be weeping over the death of justice. |
The closest thing you can get LA people to march about is legalizing millions of illegals. And they did so with the american flag in tow, but only after the initial marches were done with mexico's flag flown high. Lohan should get some kind of punishment, but there's bigger fish to fry.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
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Man oh man, look at my signature...I'm 18, have long hair, and I look like a Mexican, I'd get a bigger sentence than her just under suspicion of having drugs, even if I didn't. And did you hear about Nicole Richie? 82 whole minutes...she probably didn't even get to finish her movie, what a cruel and unusual punishment. Celebs don't get sentences, they get timeouts, and it's the biggest crock of hippo shit (which would be a BIG crock) I've ever heard. They thought they were making an example with Parasite Hilton, but then they pull this shit?
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