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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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As if III wasn't bad enough, get ready for some more crazy dino action. But this time things will be different, this time, they have GUNS!
From RottenTomatoes.com:
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Over at Bloody-Disgusting, this is quickly shaping up to be the Week of News About Sequels You Will Not Want to See -- hot on the heels of yesterday's report about Alone in the Dark II, the site is offering up a bit of incredible (in the worst sense of the word) news about Jurassic Park IV.
According to the item, casting for the sequel -- which has already been confirmed to feature Laura Dern -- is officially under way, with filming set to begin in Kauai later this year. But that isn't the incredible part, oh no. Straight from the article:
We're told that the film is about the government which has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.
Okay, not that the original Jurassic Park was Citizen Kane or anything, but we remember the thrill of seeing the first movie in the theater, and even though we long ago wrote off further installments in the series as deeply unnecessary, we're really struggling with the notion that anyone on the entire planet would think this storyline is a good idea. It really sounds like the kind of thing that might have been dreamed up by a precocious seven-year-old after a few too many bowls of Fruity Pebbles. Which puts it half a leg up on some of the other stuff we've seen in development, but still -- they have to be kidding, right?
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This can only go well...
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
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Dinosaurs... with guns... GUNS?
"I can't wait to see this!"
But the best one imo is The Lost World. That shit blew me away.
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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
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Fuck it, they should just make Cadillacs & Dinosaurs.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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While it certainly sounds bad, if it's like that 80s cartoon/toy line "Dino-Riders" it could be somewhat interesting....but it will still be God Awful.
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J.J.S.
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Location: America's Dairyland
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What this movie needs is Tyrannosaurs in F-14s.
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Douche McCallister
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Dino Riders was the SHIIIIT! Nighty Night Fish Face! I think I rewinded and played that part about 1000 times. Now I don't realize I found it so hilarious, but it beat playing Hungry Hungry Hippos by myself.
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FNJ
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the whole greatness of the first movie was teh wonder of seeing these dinosaurs on the big screen, and the music and stuff. everything after the first movie was jsut unnessecary, this is just rediculous now.
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Tebor
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Title: Master of the Universe
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I heard Kathleen Kennedy was going to direct and dammit I still want her too! I really want to see her helm this film!
And I'm still surprised Jurassic Park hasn't just become a series of low budget gore films yet... They have a parallel series in Japan, right?
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