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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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I want one of those. That's killer.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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I'm gonna spend my whole student loan on legos, and build an 8' tall lego man, just to prove that it won't float.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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What is his message, this gentle giant from the sea? "No real than you are"? What do you want of us Lego Man!
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
Posts: 595
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he clearly just wants some lego pussy.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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It's kinda like War of the Worlds man...like the aliens come launching down superfast, but this one just happened to hit the water and floated to shore...Pretty soon all the giant LEGO men will crawl out of the ground, rename the middle East Legoland, thus ending the war, stop global warming with their amazing LEGO inventions, and bring neverending peace and LEGOs to Earth....
Before they enslave us to build a LEGO fleet of weapons and starships to finally take out those fuckers on Jupiter
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
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The Jupiter Energy Fleet? Yeah, they piss me off.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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My god, there's no way we could withstand a Lego invasion! Their resources are near endless, they can build whatever they want to combat any threat and all their vehicles and technology operate with any energy source! They also have access to advanced technology through their Space and Star Wars lines. And I don't even want to think about Bionicles. If that Lego man is eight feet tall, Bionicles must be like 30 feet! We're doomed!
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4465
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Gentlemen, we need to build vacuum cleaners.
GIANT vacuum cleaners.
They are a Lego's only weakness.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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LEGO men, for the most part, are peaceful...that won't come to Earth and really invade us...first they'll bring world peace, and then slyly enslave us...it won't really seem like slave work though, cuz building LEGO is easy...we're just a reliable, resource-heavy hub for their full-scale (and i'm talking really full-scale man) invasion of Jupiter. We're gonna be cool man, we'll be alright.
P.S.-the LEGO rulers will also reinstate Pluto as a planet...and kill the guys that changed it in the first place. It's no big deal that they kill them though, cuz the guys were pricks for treating Pluto like that in the first place.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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Pluto was asking for it, that manipulative bitch.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
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| Pluto was asking for it, that manipulative bitch. |
Hey! Don't talk about Pluto like that! YOU'RE the manipulative bitch around here!
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
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Hey! You're not the one she cheated on and then forced to go down on her immediately after!
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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| Hey! You're not the one she cheated on and then forced to go down on her immediately after! |
Did she make you do while she was on the rag? Making you earn your Red Wings to prove your love to her? I hate that shit.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Cattivo wrote: |
| Hey! You're not the one she cheated on and then forced to go down on her immediately after! |
Did she make you do while she was on the rag? Making you earn your Red Wings to prove your love to her? I hate that shit. |
LOL. Wow... that came out of nowhere...
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Well, perhaps our Lego masters will be benevolent and protect us from the aliens they have so conclusively proven to exist on Mars and Saturn (among others), but what of Blacktron? They have been gone for many years, but their powerful evil and tranluscent green glass will return!
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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the giant LEGO men are hear to finally end the ongoing war with Duplo, once and for all
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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| ross_rifle113 wrote: |
| the giant LEGO men are hear to finally end the ongoing war with Duplo, once and for all |
God I hate Duplo. You can NOT make cool Transformers with them.
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"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
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