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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Rycona
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Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
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I honestly thought in the beginning that it was going to be about sexual abuse or homosexuality. That was actually quite spot on and realistically in line with today's view of the subject.
If I ever felt bad about masturbating, this world would end. 
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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When you masturbate, all your dead relatives who are up there in the afterlife watching over you can see you do it.
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S. McCracken
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Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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| When you masturbate, all your dead relatives who are up there in the afterlife watching over you can see you do it. |
That's what I'm hoping.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| When you masturbate, all your dead relatives who are up there in the afterlife watching over you can see you do it. |
That's what I'm hoping. |
LMAO. 
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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I know I feel like I'm committing a crime every time I masturbate. But then I masturbate on cash registers of stores I've broken into so I guess it's true.
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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| I know I feel like I'm committing a crime every time I masturbate. But then I masturbate on cash registers of stores I've broken into so I guess it's true. |
bwahahaha!
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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| When you masturbate, all your dead relatives who are up there in the afterlife watching over you can see you do it. |
That used to freak me out enough to stop me from doing it, but then I realized, who are they going to tell?
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. That means that Syd has killed 1,284,000,000 kittens thinking about Hayden Penitierre.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Everyone has seen this, but fuck it still makes me laugh!
Why does God look like a little brown turd? And why are there 2 of him?
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Those are God's harbingers of death.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I thought those were God's potato minions.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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| I thought those were God's potato minions. |
They do kinda look like tater tots... and since PEI is POTATO COUNTRY, then that means we're surrounded by God's soldiers... 
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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Rycona
Moderator
Title: The Maestro
Joined: Nov 01 2005
Location: Away from Emerald Weapon
Posts: 2815
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| When you masturbate, all your dead relatives who are up there in the afterlife watching over you can see you do it. |
That used to freak me out enough to stop me from doing it, but then I realized, who are they going to tell? |
John Edwards.
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4464
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| When you masturbate, all your dead relatives who are up there in the afterlife watching over you can see you do it. |
That used to freak me out enough to stop me from doing it, but then I realized, who are they going to tell? |
John Edwards. |
As long as they don't tell Chris Hansen.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| That used to freak me out enough to stop me from doing it, but then I realized, who are they going to tell? |
Who cares who they're going to tell! Don't you care that good old Granny Valdronius, who bought you all those nice Christmas presents and thought you were just the sweetest little angel in the world?
YOU BROKE HER HEART WITH ALL YOUR MASTURBATING!
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Why is granny watching any of you while you're in the bathroom anyway? (assuming that's where most of the masturbation occurs)... you'd have to be one sick granny to do that, truly deserving to have her heart broken by the discovery!
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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How the hell is she supposed to know? She's up in heaven, and she thinks to herself, "Gee, I wonder what my favorite grandson is doing."
So then she looks down through the clouds and...
and...
ZOMG!
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Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
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I think there are far worse things for Grandmama to catch me doing. Like burying prostitutes.
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| A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd. |
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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