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Syd Lexia
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Mario's hair brown, but his moustache is black. What color are his pubes?
Follow-up question, what color are Princess Peach's pubes? Her hair has been been presented over the years are being red, brown, and blonde.
Second follow-up question: What color, if any, are Toad's pubes?
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Char Aznable
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Wouldn't Toad have spores?
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Valdronius
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Like any good Italian, Mario's are black.
A quick google image search shows that Peach doesn't have pubes. But if she did, they'd be brown like her eyebrows.
And from the lead you gave once in a FWSE, Toad doesn't have pubes either.
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| Like any good Italian, Mario's are black. |
Hear, hear!
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Syd Lexia
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| Like any good Italian, Mario's pubes are black. |
Much like his ancestry. I pissed off this super racist Italian-American guy I work with when I told him that Sicilians have African blood in them. I wish I had had a video camera with me at the time, it was the most awesome thing ever.
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Char Aznable
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| Valdronius wrote: |
| Like any good Italian, Mario's pubes are black. |
Much like his ancestry. I pissed off this super racist Italian-American guy I work with when I told him that Sicilians have African blood in them. I wish I had had a video camera with me at the time, it was the most awesome thing ever. |
lol... That is awesome. I wish I could've seen that.
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Murdar Machene
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Mario's penis is HUGE 
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S. McCracken
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Yay Sicilians! Yeah, I assume his pubes would be black.
::looks down::
Yep. Black.
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| I pissed off this super racist Italian-American guy I work with when I told him that Sicilians have African blood in them. |
Oh, it's on, you are getting destroyed in the HWA tournament.
Actually, that's a common slur against Italians in general. My mom used to hear the phrase that "Italians are just n*****s pulled inside out" growing up. Of course, for that to be a slur, you have to have a negative view of blacks or take excess pride in being a pureblood Italian...
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JStrangiato
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I don't know what led Syd to ponder what color video game character's pubes are, and I don't want to know. I can say, however, that I am 100% sure Bowser does not have pubes. The rest, I cannot speak for.
But it is awesome how you pissed off that racist dude.
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PhreQuencYViii
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Policepuppy
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| PhreQuencYViii wrote: |
| What are pubes? |
umm wow... pubic hairs
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Valdronius
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| PhreQuencYViii wrote: |
| What are pubes? |
Those things Cartman bought from Scott Tennerman before he made him eat his parents.
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Fun things to do with your pubes:
Get a job at the fast food joint near your local high school. Whenever someone you don't like, or just some random hot chicks come in, grab a handful and mash it onto their burger!
It's the sick practical prank that's been going on for years, for those who control food have the power!!
Apologies to Chynna Clugston.
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Murdar Machene
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Pubes are where you and the lads can go get a pint and watch the cricket game!
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Well, I dont know about Mario, but I personally believe that Toad shaves his pubes. I mean, he is so uber gay and/or metro sexual. No facial or visible body hair anywhere, he probably wants to keep that little boy facade by completely removing all his hair.
And for some reason, I believe that the Princess also shaves, cause that's what Mario likes.
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JStrangiato
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| Tebor wrote: |
Fun things to do with your pubes:
Get a job at the fast food joint near your local high school. Whenever someone you don't like, or just some random hot chicks come in, grab a handful and mash it onto their burger!
It's the sick practical prank that's been going on for years, for those who control food have the power!!
Apologies to Chynna Clugston. |
My friend did something like that, except he baked cookies with pubes in them and fed them to someone. He got the crap beaten out of him, but it was still pretty funny, in a sick way.
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PhreQuencYViii
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| Policepuppy wrote: |
| PhreQuencYViii wrote: |
| What are pubes? |
umm wow... pubic hairs |
WTF are those?!?!?!
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Char Aznable
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You're either joking, or you're 12. Or Bridget from Guilty Gear. Hair on and around your ballsack.
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Rycona
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Well, I dont know about Mario, but I personally believe that Toad shaves his pubes. I mean, he is so uber gay and/or metro sexual. No facial or visible body hair anywhere, he probably wants to keep that little boy facade by completely removing all his hair.
And for some reason, I believe that the Princess also shaves, cause that's what Mario likes. |
In the episode of the Mario 3 cartoon called "Tag Team Trouble," Toad did take his hat off when he was crying, and he had a few black-looking hairs underneath.
Sorry that the resolution is so shitty. A lot of the Mario cartoons I have are low quality.
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Char Aznable
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That was a hat? I thought that was part of his head!
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| Char Aznable wrote: |
| That was a hat? I thought that was part of his head! |
I thought so too, since everyone in the mushroom kingdom wears the same type of 'hat.'
And thanks for the heads up Rycona. I never knew Toad had hair.
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Syd Lexia
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I remember that scene, I thought he was bald underneath though. Guess not.
Toad's voice on that show was hella annoying.
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| That was a hat? I thought that was part of his head! |
I thought so too, since everyone in the mushroom kingdom wears the same type of 'hat.'
And thanks for the heads up Rycona. I never knew Toad had hair. |
So, does that mean the smurfs "hats" are actually hats? Or are those part of the Smurf?
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