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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 1409
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| SuperMario3 wrote: |
| I think each large pizza should come with a blow up play mate. You can feed it the pizza and then have sex with it. Foolproof. |
You could get a real girlfriend, that way she could eat her own pizza then have sex with you... it's genius!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Tishwitch wrote: |
| SuperMario3 wrote: |
| I think each large pizza should come with a blow up play mate. You can feed it the pizza and then have sex with it. Foolproof. |
You could get a real girlfriend, that way she could eat her own pizza then have sex with you... it's genius! |
yeah... but then she might be a fatty if she eats a whole pizza...
and fatties are like mopeds... fun to ride... until your friends see you...
but they are always willing and able... lol... god im terrible..
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| Klimbatize wrote: |
| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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TheRoboSleuth
Title: Sleuth Mark IV
Joined: Aug 08 2006
Location: The Gritty Future
Posts: 2739
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You stole that from ATHF.
"Don't do it, she's sportin some serious L B's man!"
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
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My dad owns a dealership!
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FNJ
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Joined: Jun 07 2006
Posts: 12294
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| DarkMaze wrote: |
My problem with it: why not a porn DVD?! Something to watch while you eat, not a static picture.
Nevermind that porn DVDs cost upwards of $60...  |
like hell they do. you can get them for liek twenty bucks with buy two get one free on some with elsser production values around here, with onyl the really fancy ones being expensive.
my pirate porn was like sixty bucks though 
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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| Chrisby wrote: |
| My dad owns a dealership! |
His dad own dealership!
Well, my dad gave me this magical, talking knife.
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"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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| JEW wrote: |
| my pirate porn was like sixty bucks though |
Pirate porn? Like "I have a whole bunch of porn stolen and put onto one DVD" or "ARRRRR mateys, make her suck my plank!" porn?
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
Posts: 2578
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| S. McCracken wrote: |
| JEW wrote: |
| my pirate porn was like sixty bucks though |
Pirate porn? Like "I have a whole bunch of porn stolen and put onto one DVD" or "ARRRRR mateys, make her suck my plank!" porn? |
Pirate porn as in this. (It's just an IMDb link, so it's SFW.)
Hilarious and highly recommended, though admittedly I've only seen the R rated version. (Rated ARRR?) Ranks up there with Flesh Gordon and Spider-Babe.
After watching it the first time, my wife and I were saying "pirates" just like the main character for weeks. Hard to explain if you haven't seen it though.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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You people actually pay for porn? Just use Google Images, turn off filter, type your preference, boom! World's largest free porn archive. Mind you, I don't watch porn, but I got friends that watch it a lot. And by "a lot" I mean "watch it on his IPOD during school/while driving".
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My music/humor blog (R.I.P.): http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/
| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
Posts: 4543
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| enshinkarateman wrote: |
| You people actually pay for porn? Just use Google Images, turn off filter, type your preference, boom! World's largest free porn archive. Mind you, I don't watch porn, but I got friends that watch it a lot. And by "a lot" I mean "watch it on his IPOD during school/while driving". |
Agreed.
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Xbox Live: HazNobody, pronounced "HAz". | Haven't went to IRC yet? Go! #sydlexia @ DALnet. | Y'all should play some Super Robot Wars J (hey that rhymes!) | yeah I'm back who gives a shit |
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24887
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If someone feels the need to watch porn while at school and/or while driving, that person has a serious problem. You need to get your friend some help. He most likely has an addictive personality and if he moves on from porn to something else, like drinking or gambling, he could end up destroying his life.
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
Posts: 3332
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The Greeks had it right: "All things in Moderation"
...Although, they really didn't follow their own advice.
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S. McCracken
Moderator
Title: Enforcer
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 2171
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The Greeks had it right: "All things in Moderation"
...Although, they really didn't follow their own advice. |
Especially when it came to wrestling each other naked from atop a mountain, slathered in olive oil. Yikes.
Hide that boner, Syd.
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mallman
Joined: Jun 18 2007
Posts: 54
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| enshinkarateman wrote: |
| You people actually pay for porn? Just use Google Images, turn off filter, type your preference, boom! World's largest free porn archive. Mind you, I don't watch porn, but I got friends that watch it a lot. And by "a lot" I mean "watch it on his IPOD during school/while driving". |
He watches it while actively driving? Out of SHEER curiosity, I am interested how one would do that
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Knyte
2010 SLF Tag Champ*
Title: Curator Of The VGM
Joined: Nov 01 2006
Location: Here I am.
Posts: 6749
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| If someone feels the need to watch porn while at school and/or while driving, that person has a serious problem. You need to get your friend some help. He most likely has an addictive personality and if he moves on from porn to something else, like drinking or gambling, he could end up destroying his life. |
Or wasting all his money on the next Pokemon Cards/Beanie Baby/POG fad.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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| mallman wrote: |
| enshinkarateman wrote: |
| You people actually pay for porn? Just use Google Images, turn off filter, type your preference, boom! World's largest free porn archive. Mind you, I don't watch porn, but I got friends that watch it a lot. And by "a lot" I mean "watch it on his IPOD during school/while driving". |
He watches it while actively driving? Out of SHEER curiosity, I am interested how one would do that |
Okay, technically, he doesn't watch the screen, he just listens to it in his car the same way you listen to anything else on an IPOD. He doesn't do it that much though, at least not anymore.
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| Chondra "Mrs. Claudio" Sanchez on Enshin a.k.a. Jake Strangiato wrote: |
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