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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
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I'm writin' this cause yesterday, my mom woke me up and she was high as hell, handed ME the keys to the car (I don't know how to drive) and said for ME to drive to my summer job. What the fuck?
...Her boyfriend ended up drivin' me there anyway.
You guys?
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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I'm not trying to be rude, but what relevance does this possibly have with pop culture? I know you really love talking about how high you are, and apparently now how high your mom is, but do you think anyone here appreciates these stories?
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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It doesn't have to do with pop culture. This is the "General Discussion" section.
I've got too many weird stories to count. I've been chased by a St. Bernard, been given laxatives by a moderately attractive girl, jumped out of a trash can to scare people, smashed two bags of pumpkin guts on our school stairs, woken up to found a cockroach on my face (twice), I've almost given my entire freshman year English class food poisoning, been given a fake number by a girl who then gave my best friend her real number, torn the front bumper off my car while backing out, drove with the E-brake on for about an hour without knowing, run over a squirrel during my driving exam, almost gotten bit by a snapping turtle, won a talent show with my band, and got caught eating pizza out of a trash can by my junior high school principle. My life can be one big episode of Jackass. If anyone wants me to elaborate on these stories, I will, but I'm too lazy to type it all out now.
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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Tishwitch wrote: |
I'm not trying to be rude, but what relevance does this possibly have with pop culture? I know you really love talking about how high you are, and apparently now how high your mom is, but do you think anyone here appreciates these stories? |
It wasn't supposed to come off that way. It was supposed to come off as an real example of a WTF moment.
enshinkarateman wrote: |
and got caught eating pizza out of a trash can by my junior high school principle. |
That's terrible. I remember in 5th grade when I was so desperate for pizza at lunch, that I ate it out of the trashcan (or humiliated myself by askin' the 1st graders.) People were tellin' me to stop,but I said "fuck it". After that, I was brought into the principal's office. My reputation was destroyed in my old neighborhood forever, until I moved to Staten island last year.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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One time I woke up to find about 12 chickens and roosters nesting in one of the big trees out front. And I'm in the suburbs, not the boonies.
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
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Tishwitch wrote: |
I'm not trying to be rude, but what relevance does this possibly have with pop culture? I know you really love talking about how high you are, and apparently now how high your mom is, but do you think anyone here appreciates these stories? |
He loves talking about how high he is? Huh?
I was putting ram or a Radeon or something in my old computer, and was also watching TV and eating Capn Crunch, when I somehow spilled some in the comp. After a couple minutes though it worked, but that was pretty goofy. I also dropped that comp downt he stairs a few times. I don't have it anymore, but nothing could kill it.
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JStrangiato
Title: El Hombre Strangiato
Joined: Jun 12 2007
Location: Texas
Posts: 1291
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Mr. Bomberman wrote: |
Tishwitch wrote: |
I'm not trying to be rude, but what relevance does this possibly have with pop culture? I know you really love talking about how high you are, and apparently now how high your mom is, but do you think anyone here appreciates these stories? |
It wasn't supposed to come off that way. It was supposed to come off as an real example of a WTF moment.
enshinkarateman wrote: |
and got caught eating pizza out of a trash can by my junior high school principle. |
That's terrible. I remember in 5th grade when I was so desperate for pizza at lunch, that I ate it out of the trashcan (or humiliated myself by askin' the 1st graders.) People were tellin' me to stop,but I said "fuck it". After that, I was brought into the principal's office. My reputation was destroyed in my old neighborhood forever, until I moved to Staten island last year. |
See, the thing is, it was brand-new pizza. It was my eighth-grade dance, and I'd just gone through to get pizza. My hand slipped, and the plate, and pizza went into the trash. The pizza wasn't touching anything, and I figured the plate touching garbage was probably safer that letting the plate touch our cafeteria tables, so I picked up the plate/pizza, and begun to chow down. I look over and my junior high principal is looking right at me, like that one Seinfeld episode. Fun times.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I remember that episode!
Also, my friend Dustin and I just spent an entire night laughing our asses off at extremely stupid Abraham Lincoln jokes.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Tishwitch wrote: |
I'm not trying to be rude, but what relevance does this possibly have with pop culture? I know you really love talking about how high you are, and apparently now how high your mom is, but do you think anyone here appreciates these stories? |
That's called flaming, and it is the reason why I keep advocating getting you banned. Like others have pointed out, this is general discussion, not necessarily related to pop culture. Also, he didn't say HE was high, he said his mother was and as the topic is about fucked up shit that has happened to you, I don't see how his post is not right on topic. Your personal views about drugs or whatever the hell is it that gets you all wound up every five minutes to the point of posting something that does nothing but contribute to the problems we have on this board are irrelevant, if you want to campaign for a drug free America or whatever the fuck, start a topic. Stop fucking starting shit with people just because they don't live by your standards.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I was going to let that one go, but I do agree with Black Zarak. That kind of stuff pisses me off more than the obvious trolling that Sock does.
Also, Bomberman, your MOM was high?
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
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You guys are off topic! What does this have to do with fucked up shit?????
Kidding but yeah, your MOM was high? On?
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Douche McCallister
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
Joined: Jan 27 2006
Location: Home of the lost towers
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PhreQuencYViii and Char wrote: |
your MOM was high? On? |
Weed. OMG it's such a shock! Well, it keeps her from bein' a bitch.
Now let's get back to the show.
Douche, nice blog! But I'm too hot and too tired to continue so I'll finish reading on the wake up.
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Murdar Machene
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Joined: Nov 06 2005
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This isn't a WTF moment so much as a WTF occurrence, but every time I build a computer, I slice one of my fingers open on the case, on the back by the PCI slots usually. It's like a ritual, I have to spill some blood to make the PC work.
One time I had to talk my way out of being expelled from school to three principles and a police officer while on acid. They had no idea I was out of my mind on drugs, and I successfully turned an expulsion into a one week suspension the week before Christmas break. I got all my homework assignments sent home with me and I lost no credit for my classes
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Murdar Machene wrote: |
One time I had to talk my way out of being expelled from school to three principles and a police officer while on acid. They had no idea I was out of my mind on drugs, and I successfully turned an expulsion into a one week suspension the week before Christmas break. I got all my homework assignments sent home with me and I lost no credit for my classes |
Hahahaha, that's awesome!
I got a marriage proposal from an 80 year old woman once. I work in a supermarket and was on the seafood counter at the time, so I'm helping people and I notice that there's an old woman standing by the coffin cases about four of five feet from the counter. I continue to help people and I notice that she's still there and looking over and smiling, which is nothing odd as old ladies typically stare at the case for a long time before deciding what they want. Except that after awhile she comes over and says "Want to get married?" I could only reply with "Uhh...no." It was totally out of the blue and more than a little weird.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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My first experience playing Final Fantasy VI on the SNES was as a rental on a lark. I'd never played any of them before and then I was hooked. However, I never was able to beat the thing. So one Christmas my parents got me a copy. A used one at that. Turns out it was the exact same cartridge I'd played before as all the character names were as I'd had them.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
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I have one.
I was playing Final Fantasy Tactics via ROM, I booted the thing up, and found out that the ROM had its speed boosted 200%, and the main character was named Ramza. My friend Dustin likes to boost his ROM speed by 200%, and he uses the name Ramza in most of his games. So, I was weirded out. Later I found out that the emulator settings were to have the ROM sped up, and that Dustin got that name Ramza from Tactics.
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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i got attacked by the chupacabra when i was little.
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Black Zarak wrote: |
Tishwitch wrote: |
I'm not trying to be rude, but what relevance does this possibly have with pop culture? I know you really love talking about how high you are, and apparently now how high your mom is, but do you think anyone here appreciates these stories? |
That's called flaming, and it is the reason why I keep advocating getting you banned. Like others have pointed out, this is general discussion, not necessarily related to pop culture. Also, he didn't say HE was high, he said his mother was and as the topic is about fucked up shit that has happened to you, I don't see how his post is not right on topic. Your personal views about drugs or whatever the hell is it that gets you all wound up every five minutes to the point of posting something that does nothing but contribute to the problems we have on this board are irrelevant, if you want to campaign for a drug free America or whatever the fuck, start a topic. Stop fucking starting shit with people just because they don't live by your standards. |
I have no problem with people doing drugs, including myself. But, for the record, your bitching about me has absolutely nothing to do with the topic either.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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Exactly. And it's allowed.
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S. McCracken
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Technically his incredulousness at your post, which pretty much amounted to flaming/trolling, could have been a WTF moment for him.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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Tishwitch wrote: |
Black Zarak wrote: |
Tishwitch wrote: |
I'm not trying to be rude, but what relevance does this possibly have with pop culture? I know you really love talking about how high you are, and apparently now how high your mom is, but do you think anyone here appreciates these stories? |
That's called flaming, and it is the reason why I keep advocating getting you banned. Like others have pointed out, this is general discussion, not necessarily related to pop culture. Also, he didn't say HE was high, he said his mother was and as the topic is about fucked up shit that has happened to you, I don't see how his post is not right on topic. Your personal views about drugs or whatever the hell is it that gets you all wound up every five minutes to the point of posting something that does nothing but contribute to the problems we have on this board are irrelevant, if you want to campaign for a drug free America or whatever the fuck, start a topic. Stop fucking starting shit with people just because they don't live by your standards. |
I have no problem with people doing drugs, including myself. But, for the record, your bitching about me has absolutely nothing to do with the topic either. |
Yeah? Well neither did yours. At least my off-topic outburst was warranted.
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TheRoboSleuth
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Joined: Aug 08 2006
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I'm diggin the shoebomb gif of yours bomberman.
Otherwise, I have nothing WTF crazy happen to me, except the day I spent carrying around a gallon jar of dill pickles cause I had nowhere else to put em.
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DarkMaze
Joined: Feb 24 2006
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RobotGumshoe wrote: |
Otherwise, I have nothing WTF crazy happen to me, except the day I spent carrying around a gallon jar of dill pickles cause I had nowhere else to put em. |
Like, the good kind of dill pickles that have to be refrigerated and are loaded with garlic, or the crappy ones that can stay at room temperature but are all squishy?
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MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
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RobotGumshoe wrote: |
I'm diggin the shoebomb gif of yours bomberman.
Otherwise, I have nothing WTF crazy happen to me, except the day I spent carrying around a gallon jar of dill pickles cause I had nowhere else to put em. |
haha, dude, you are my hero.
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