I still can't record celebrity deaths because the forums don't understand numbers.

I still can't record you-know-what deaths because the forums don't understand numbers. Or the word for famous people, apparently.

I still can't record you-know-what deaths because the forums don't understand numbers. Or the word for famous people, as it appears, likewise the word I had to delete just now.

I still can't record when famous people die because the forums are still re-learning English.

I still can't record when famous people cease to be because the forums are still re-learning English.

I still can't record when famous people stop being among us because the forums are still re-learning English.

I still can't record when famous people stop being alive because the forums are still re-learning English.

I still can't record when famous people stop having a pulse because the forums are still re-learning English.

I still can't record when famous people stop having a pulse because the forums are still re-learning the language.

I still can't record when well-known people stop having a pulse because the forums are still re-learning the language.

I still can't record when well-known people stop having a pulse because the places where we talk about stuff are still re-learning the language.

I still can't record when well-known people stop having a pulse because the places where we talk about stuff are still re-learning how we talk.

I still can't record when well-known humans stop having a pulse because the places where we talk about stuff are still re-learning how we talk.

I still can't record when well-known meatsacks stop having a pulse because the places where we talk about stuff are still re-learning how we talk.

I still can't record when well-known meatsacks stop having a pulse because where we talk about stuff are still re-learning how we talk.

I still can't record when well-known human beings stop having a pulse because where we talk about stuff are still re-learning how we talk.

I still can't record when any well-known human stops having a pulse because where we talk about stuff are still re-learning how we talk.

I still can't record when any well-known person stops having a pulse because where we talk about stuff are still re-learning how we talk.

I swear I had no idea any of those were being posted. I was just trying to come up with a combination of words the forums would accept before coming to the conclusion that they might just have it out for me.