Here's the deal: You post a game, I tell you why it's stupid and why you're an idiot for liking it.

Arcanum

One of the most overhyped RPG's ever, Arcanum ushers in a new era of user unfriendliness and unplayability with its broken gameplay and sub par story. With realtime combat that's impossible to grasp or control, a confusing and obscure character creation and inventory system, stagnant dialogue trees, AI that sends itself into a coma by swinging melee weapons too much, and game-haltingly difficult random encounters with bears, it's no surprise that Troika studios no longer exists to create more great games like this one. Watch in disbelief and horror as fans of the game attempt to defend it solely on the merits of the literature behind the game as opposed to the shitfest that actually composes this 20+ hour nightmare of quickloading and bugs.

(Spoiler: the fact that you found the ring doesn't mean jack shit).

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow

Nothing says "replayability" like anal retentive soul and item collection. Nurture your budding obsessive compulsive disorder in the newest installment of the Castlevania series on the Nintendo DS, and relish in the delight of trading worthless katanas amongst your pasty, smelly "friends" from the Anime Club at your junior high. Boasting over 40 hours of gameplay time, you'll gather all new abilities that you'll never use in a sisyphusian timesink of epic proportions. Remember to unlock hidden game modes for cool new items that are completely irrelevant because you already beat the game!

Sweet Home

Prove you're a true otaku loser with Sweet Home! Bringing zero redeeming gameplay values along with a stodgy user interface and shit graphics, Sweet Home is the "complete package" for any japanophile who's in the know. By knowing of this Japan-only cart's existence, you can score many "gamer cred" points with your fellow peers that you argue about Evangelion minutiae with, even though you only played a rom of it twelve years after the fact, with a translation patch that someone else wrote because you don't even know Japanese. You can also claim fame to firsthand "old school" knowledge of one of the first survival horror games, even if the game itself has no redeeming qualities and it plays like an aborted offspring of Final Fantasy 1 combined with the worst parts of Resident Evil.

I don't know which one of these to pick next, but I'll try my best!