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This shit pisses me off 2.0


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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
PostPosted: Mar 13 2016 10:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

'Preciate the kind words, Ross.
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Mar 22 2016 05:59 am Reply with quote Back to top

There was a terrorist attack in Belgium. I guess I gotta look at stupid fucking Belgian flags on everyone's Facebook picture for the next couple months.


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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Mar 22 2016 05:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Just change your profile picture to a Belgian waffle covered in Brussels sprouts. Problem solved.


And as for something that pisses me off... this morning my driver's side tail light on my car exploded not long after I started driving away from my house. It was really fucking loud and scared the shit out of me, and now it is going to cost me 1500 bucks to get fixed. Hooray! Neutral


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Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
PostPosted: Apr 02 2016 06:17 pm Reply with quote Back to top

@om*d wrote:
Just change your profile picture to a Belgian waffle covered in Brussels sprouts. Problem solved.


And as for something that pisses me off... this morning my driver's side tail light on my car exploded not long after I started driving away from my house. It was really fucking loud and scared the shit out of me, and now it is going to cost me 1500 bucks to get fixed. Hooray! Neutral

wtf?! how does a tail light explode?


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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
PostPosted: Apr 02 2016 07:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

username wrote:
@om*d wrote:
Just change your profile picture to a Belgian waffle covered in Brussels sprouts. Problem solved.


And as for something that pisses me off... this morning my driver's side tail light on my car exploded not long after I started driving away from my house. It was really fucking loud and scared the shit out of me, and now it is going to cost me 1500 bucks to get fixed. Hooray! Neutral

wtf?! how does a tail light explode?
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Apr 02 2016 08:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It ended up being a build up of gas that was ignited by a static charge from hitting the brakes. The gas came from some sort of gas or chemical that was in my garage that I didn't properly seal. My car ended up taking a bullet for my house.


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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
PostPosted: Apr 02 2016 09:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well, if it had to be one or the other, I'm definitely glad it was the car.
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Sarge
Title: The Self-Titler
Joined: Aug 14 2010
PostPosted: Apr 10 2016 07:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

LeshLush wrote:
Well, if it had to be one or the other, I'm definitely glad it was the car.


What he said.

Also, I hope that $1500 number included body damage on the car. $1500 for any sort or minor assembly on a car is ridiculous.


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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
PostPosted: Apr 11 2016 10:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

It was a bunch of shit. Tail light cover, some wiring, the lights, some paint work and of course labor costs. I could have done most of it myself (other than the painting) for around 350 - 450 bucks. None of it was covered by warranty or insurance. I basically paid extra for the convenience of not having to gather all of the parts myself, since I would have had to order most of it or pay the ludicrous overpriced cost of buying it from a store. I also had the other tail light replaced so it didn't look weird with one brand new one and one that wasn't as new, since that sort of thing irritates me.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Apr 27 2016 06:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Why is it always vampires and werewolves that make hybrids? Doesn't anyone ever try fucking a mummy?


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Apr 27 2016 09:57 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Mummies are usually without gender, which is bullshit. I regret not being able to get boners growing up to mummy cleavage or some hot mummy camel toe.

That's another thing that pisses me off. People have it so easy when it comes to jacking off nowadays. Seriously, there is porn for fucking EVERYTHING. I LITERALLY only had the option of using a fucking Redbook or Sears magazine back in the day. No one in the early 90's had the patience to wait for a generic boob picture to load on dial up, so porn wasn't even viable for jacking off back then. I'm so angry that I might just become a furry out of spite for no real reason.


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Apr 27 2016 10:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

You think you had it rough? I had to watch scrambled porn on the channel Showtime was supposed to be on but my parents were to cheap to pay for. To this day I'm still conditioned to get a boner when I see static on the TV. I got put on a sex offender list for watching Poltergeist when it was just a misunderstanding.


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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
PostPosted: Apr 27 2016 10:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JoshWoodzy wrote:
Mummies are usually without gender, which is bullshit. I regret not being able to get boners growing up to mummy cleavage or some hot mummy camel toe.

That's another thing that pisses me off. People have it so easy when it comes to jacking off nowadays. Seriously, there is porn for fucking EVERYTHING. I LITERALLY only had the option of using a fucking Redbook or Sears magazine back in the day. No one in the early 90's had the patience to wait for a generic boob picture to load on dial up, so porn wasn't even viable for jacking off back then. I'm so angry that I might just become a furry out of spite for no real reason.


Mummies totally have genders you fuckwit. What they lack are secondary sexual characteristics or pronounced sexual dimorphism. You fucking dumbass.
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: Apr 27 2016 11:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

So Lesh just confirmed his mom is a mummy.


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LeshLush
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Location: Nashville, TN
PostPosted: Apr 27 2016 11:03 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My mom's English, so yes, I guess technically she is a mummy.
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Cameron
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PostPosted: Apr 28 2016 01:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

sidewaydriver wrote:
I got put on a sex offender list for watching Poltergeist when it was just a misunderstanding.
Amazing. Kefka!


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Preng
Title: All right, that's cool!
Joined: Jan 11 2010
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PostPosted: May 01 2016 08:39 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Dyin' over here from Sideway, good show. ha HA!
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 08 2016 05:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Chicks on Facebook trying to get attention on Mothers Day by claiming their pets count as kids.


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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
Location: Texas
PostPosted: May 16 2016 11:18 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The Play N' Trade game store shut down. Evil Evil Evil Now there's just the three Gamestops in town...and I'll be damned if I'm giving them my money. Looks like it's all online or Best Buy from now on.

It was inevitable I suppose. The original manager, who ran the place well, adjusting stock and pricing when needed was sent to run a new store in another city. The lady they replaced him with used the store as her personal daycare center, barely changed stock and started over-pricing all the old games. (And that was still preferable to Gamestop)


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Got full-force goat-headbutted in the shin today. For how bad it felt I may as well have tried to kick a telephone pole in two. A couple minutes afterward it looked like a small lemon took up residence under my skin. Swelling went down a lot, but there is still a mean looking lump


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Methid Man
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Joined: Nov 23 2010
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PostPosted: May 19 2016 04:14 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I chipped a tooth...while eating a hot dog of all things XP


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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 22 2016 08:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It's been two and a half years and Vin Diesel is still whining about Paul Walker. I'm sorry your boyfriend died and all but it's time to move on and stop being such a crybaby bitch.


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LeshLush
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PostPosted: May 22 2016 09:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

This posting adds only credence to my theory that sideway is the reaper.
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sidewaydriver
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PostPosted: May 23 2016 04:43 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It only makes sense with @om*d being Dracula and all. Now we just have to figure out which one of you is a Belmont and destroy you. Whip it. Whip it good.


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LeshLush
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PostPosted: May 23 2016 06:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I went to Belmont University. Maybe it's me.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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PostPosted: May 24 2016 03:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I have always thought Cam reminded me of a Belmont...


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