Courtesy of Dethklok :
Birthday Dethday:
Many years ago today
Something grew inside of your mother
That thing was YOU! YOU!
You! You! You! You!
Did she scream? Did she cry?
Only those that are born are ones that get to die!
One more year goes hurting, dying.
Body, organs ripping, rotting
Vile lungs, a grotesque chorus
Birthday equals nothing for us
R S V P Please
For the deth of me
You have little time
You're running out of life
Happy Birthday. You're gonna die!
I should make a donation to Blacks Without Soul in your honor.
B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
Location: Truck stops and gay bars
Posts: 595
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 10:56 am
it's funny because my last name is black.
oh what a feeling to be older.
actually I feel about the same.
I am a worthless piece of crap.
Valdronius
Moderator
Title: SydLexia COO
Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
Posts: 4459
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 01:06 pm
Many happy returns
Klimbatize wrote:
A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.
PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
Posts: 565
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 03:16 pm
Hooray! I appluad the ATHF Bells chiming song, but not the Dethclok thing. I fucking hate that show.
Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 05:07 pm
Happy Birthday! Try not to get hit by a car!
Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
Posts: 1262
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 05:45 pm
Happy day of birthing, Mr. King!
Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
Joined: Jul 24 2006
Location: Robot Boombox HQ
Posts: 7542
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 05:51 pm
Got you this. I figure you can destroy shit now.
MOGHARR
Title: The Original CandyWafer
Joined: Apr 05 2007
Location: Under Jolly Roger
Posts: 2718
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 06:34 pm
WOOOOOOOOO!!! BIRTHDAY TIME!!!
"Well I don`t judge most things by graphics, reality has amazing graphics, and I don`t like it, that`s why I play video games." Laminated Sky on Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
mallman
Joined: Jun 18 2007
Posts: 54
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 10:12 pm
Happy Birthday!
Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
Posted:
Jun 27 2007 11:29 pm
I will stop hating you for a 24 hour period to celebrate your birth. Tomorrow at 11:28 p.m. the hating will resume. Happy Birthday sour puss!