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		| Ross Rifle 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				My wife has finally convinced me to play Pokemon after like 4 and a half years together. I'm playing Pokemon X, and I've decided to give absurd, crude names to all of my beasts. Please help!
 So far, I've named my main character Sue, but his friends call him Spitload. I started with a Fennekin, whom I've named Pickadick. I've also caught a Pidgey named Flapjackoff and a Weedle named Luber.
 
 Other names I have include:
 McRibbed
 McCreamy
 Jizzlobber
 El Fisto
 Big Cuntry (not a typo)
 3 Fuckfuls
 Sperglord (that's for you Woodzy)
 
 All ideas welcome!
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		| JoshWoodzy 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Thanks for the shoutout, sexy    |  
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		| Ross Rifle 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Rock N Roll God
			 
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		| sidewaydriver 
 
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				Sex toys seem underrepresented on your list of names so I'll go that route.
 Anal Bead
 Butt Plug
 Floppy Dildo
 Nipple Clamp
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				|  Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom.  |  | 
	
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		| The Opponent 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				My brother named his Charizard "Cumsplosion" or something similar. That's all I got.
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				|  I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.  |  | 
	
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		| Neutral-Bob 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Zarkin Frood
			 
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				Orgasmo or Assblaster.  That's about all I've got.
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				|  "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S Lewis  |  | 
	
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		| Ross Rifle 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Rock N Roll God
			 
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				Pokemon X didn't allow Buttplug!!! It could be because it's a used 3DS and we haven't figured out how to remove the parental controls.
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		| Probable Muppet 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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		| Preng 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: All right, that's cool!
			 
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				Get a Nidoking and rename it Blumpking!
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		| @om*d 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: Dorakyura
			 
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				Tromboner
Herpesaur
 Cumdumpster
 DJ Jizzy Jeff
 Prolapse
 Pill Cosby
 Adolf Shitler
 Smegmasaur
 Chodey
 Dick Butkus
 Scrota
 Pubetaco
 Dildo Baggins
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		| sidewaydriver 
 
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				I'm surprised how lax Triforce Heroes is with its naming. I've been naming myself all sorts of offensive things. It even let me name myself Hitler.
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		| The Opponent 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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| I'm surprised how lax Triforce Heroes is with its naming. I've been naming myself all sorts of offensive things. It even let me name myself Hitler. |  
Animal Crossing: New Leaf had no filter whatsoever in its in-game chat bubbles. I'm honestly not sure how.
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				|  I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.  |  | 
	
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		| anorexorcist 
 
				
			 
				
			 
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				Jigglypuss if you catch a Jigglypuff.
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		| username 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				Title: owner of a lonely heart
			 
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				kids in a sandbox if you can use phrases.
rusty trombone.
 craven moorehead.
 dix normous.
 CFNM
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		| LeshLush 
 
				
			 
				
			 
				
			 
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				I always like to name my rival "A hobo."  It leads to funny dialogue.
 A hobo wants to fight!
 
 A hobo: Smell ya later.
 
 That's right, he's A hobo!
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