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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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I'll start.
Stealthy fire ant
lying dormant on the head
of my penis. Ow.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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I am Dracula.
Wouldn't you like to eat the
meat inside my walls?
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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It has been a year
Since Syd Lexia posted
A new article.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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Autoerotic
asphyxiation, fun for
the whole family!
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
Posts: 1297
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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Ass shit whore
exploding squirrles
and love fucks harder than titans of ass
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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maybe i need fantasy
life of chasing butterflys
cunt farts exploding in your face
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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I don't have anything,
funny to put in Haiku
Shaming ancestors!
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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| Blackout wrote: |
I don't have anything,
funny to put in Haiku
Shaming ancestors! |
And yet I still laughed!
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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Please buy:
Eggs, Rice and Cereals
Thank you, Chuck
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it was the best of times
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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Hey ear, none of your haikus are actually haikus. There are rules and shit to this whole poetry thing.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
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I am aware of that. Thought this thread was for entertainment in the first place.
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it was the best of times
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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There are rules to this?
ear doesn't really care.
He just posts nonsense.
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LeshLush
Joined: Oct 19 2009
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 1479
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Carlos Santana
Featuring THE Rob Thomas
Of Matchbox Twenty
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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Carlos Santana
Featuring THE Rob Thomas
Of Matchbox Twenty |
Colossal garbage
Absolutely the worst thing
That was ever writ
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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It has been six months
Since Syd or Kris has posted
A new article.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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For Christmas I want
An AK-47
That would be awesome
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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Cocaine is my love.
I will strangle babies if
I do not have any.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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There once was a guy
Named Whatafuckingfuck Jim
That's the whole story
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Eddie Van Halen
Thinks plectrums gave him cancer
What a silly guy
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LowEndLem
Title: Not Gay
Joined: Mar 19 2009
Location: Illinois
Posts: 966
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I ate McDonalds
Two McGangBangs gone so very fast
I may actually die soon
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<docinsano>i beat off using save states
<Tako> But, brontosaurs ate plants. It wouldn't be a threat to Jesus.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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Two girls, one cup. A
cinematic masterpiece.
Mmm, chocolate milk.
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