I am slightly disappointed no one else is commenting here on this masterpiece.
A sentient arcade machine that kills people, Hitler as a kung fu master who time travels, calls the police and shoots a gun through the phone into the police department, laser raptors in the Viking age, giant Thor being a bro, a Viking maiden who shoots a gatling gun and rides a T-Rex and a sidekick cop who is a triceratops with an English accent who pretty much only shoots people in the nuts. This movie is like a love child between a cop/kung fu movie of the 80's and an 80's video game. I don't think I really need to say anything else.
Everyone needs to see this at least once.
Probable Muppet
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Posted:
May 30 2015 03:26 pm
Just watch the god damn movie people!
I really wanted to get that poster. Too bad though, It costs 10.99 but with the shipping from Sweden it's like 65.00. Think I'll wait for a bit.
Also, the Nazi Germany fight scene is so well done. Sorry Old Boy hallway scene, you lost.
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Posted:
May 30 2015 04:13 pm
And there is the David Hasselhoff song/music video
That chromatic aberration filter makes it really hard to look at. Pretty funny, otherwise.
It is a waste of politeness to be courteous to the devil ~ William L. Garrison
Vaporman87
Title: Purveyor of Nostalgia
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Posted:
Jun 03 2015 01:44 am
I had been following this for a while. I was pleased with the end result. Entertaining and nicely executed. My congrats to Laser Unicorns. Plus, any movie The Hoff contributes a music video to is instantly gold in my book.
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Posted:
Jun 03 2015 02:30 am
Etch wrote:
That chromatic aberration filter makes it really hard to look at. Pretty funny, otherwise.
Yeah the Star/Director/Writer is a 3D artist and music video guy. Most of the movie is green screened and it's not hard to tell.
Vaporman87 wrote:
Plus, any movie The Hoff contributes a music video to is instantly gold in my book.
Hell yes! The zipper on my jacket just broke and I really want that jacket from the music video as a replacement.
Vaporman87
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Posted:
Jun 03 2015 12:58 pm
Probable Muppet wrote:
Hell yes! The zipper on my jacket just broke and I really want that jacket from the music video as a replacement.
He's extremely fan friendly (as evidenced by providing this song and video). He even read a few lines for our Halloween Special version of "Michael Knight" last year. The man is AAA+ when it comes to fans.
Ross Rifle
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Posted:
Jun 11 2015 01:26 pm
Finally saw it, and loved. To everyone else who loved it, might I suggest Danger 5, a series that's on Metflix now. It's about an elite unit hunting down Hitler and parodies all of those war shows from the 70s. Great shit.