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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Anybody remember the internet celebrity Chris Chan? The guy that created a Sonic ripoff comic series called Sonichu, made videos yelling at trolls that kept pranking him, and kept getting into trouble with society by loitering in public places and sexually harassing women?
Now it seems that he got in trouble trying to vandalize various store's displays for Xbox game consoles and Sonic Boom games. The day after Christmas, Chris Chan went to a GameStop he was banned from, tried to disguise himself and was recognised, employees kicked him out, but not before he pepper sprayed an employee for not recognising him as a transsexual, and for wanting to call the police. There are also rumors that Chris Chan later tried to steal somebody's car.
You can read about this guy's entire fucked up life at http://sonichu.com
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
Posts: 520
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I can't decide who is more sad, Chris or the people who maintain that wiki.
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DarknessDeku
Title: Deku Scrub
Joined: Dec 08 2007
Location: The Forest
Posts: 3285
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Chris Chan is so crazy, I don't understand why people wouldn't want to follow and document his life.
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i'll_bite_your_ear wrote: |
DarknessDeku is already assimilated by the bots.
He knows your algorithm. |
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
Posts: 520
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It isn't as much their fascination with him that I'm appalled by, as it is the obvious pleasure they get out of someone else's broken life.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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It's like a cross between The Truman Show and an ARG designed for horrible people.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
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While I don't condone people harassing him, the wiki does read like a how-to of things you should never, ever do/tell people on the internet.
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"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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I have little interest in following someone that sexually harasses people.
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Alowishus
Joined: Aug 04 2009
Posts: 2515
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Guy seems like he has learning difficulties or something.
and therefore this:
Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote: |
It isn't as much their fascination with him that I'm appalled by, as it is the obvious pleasure they get out of someone else's broken life. |
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Hey Cam, nice butt. Can I touch it?
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 Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
Posts: 520
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And so begins the sidewaydriver wiki.
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote: |
And so begins the sidewaydriver wiki. |
But can we deliver the same amount of enthusiasm? I'm not sure enough of us hate gay people to the point where we can put out that kind of material. Or ourselves.
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 Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Those pants you wear say you're clearly asking for it.
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 Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
Location: Your nightmares
Posts: 520
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I have to admit that ass is hard to ignore.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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Alowishus wrote: |
Guy seems like he has learning difficulties or something.
and therefore this:
Bob Dylan`s Blues wrote: |
It isn't as much their fascination with him that I'm appalled by, as it is the obvious pleasure they get out of someone else's broken life. |
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The general consensus is that he has something in the autism/Asperger's range, but seeing as how he won't allow himself to be examined and reacts violently to anyone trying to help, the world may never know.
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
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sidewaydriver
2010 SLF Tag Champ
Title: ( ͡� 
Joined: May 11 2008
Posts: 6160
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Why won't Deku allow himself to be examined?
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 Shake it, Quake it, Space Kaboom. |
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
Posts: 810
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Maybe Deku is actually Chris Chan :O :O :O :O
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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DarknessDeku wrote: |
Chris Chan is so crazy, I don't understand why people wouldn't want to follow and document his life. |
I never heard of this "internet celebrity" before, but after checking out that wiki for 15 minutes and reading your quote above it explains quite a bit about you and your motivations in posting inane comments.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
Location: Phyrexia
Posts: 4098
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If Chris Chan came to this site, we'd know. He has a very...unique style of writing.
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REVIEWS, LEGOS, NONSENSE Check out Zarak's Barracks!
"Let that be a lesson to you, your family and everyone you've ever known..."
"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!" |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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The closest I've ever come to Chris Chan is when some girl on YouTube made a birthday video for her friend (named either Christian or Chandler, I don't remember which), and then Chan comes around to say his birthday is some other day, which caused hundreds of people to hound him down for making an unrelated video about him. Some people took it upon themselves to apologize to the uploader of the video that what happened had to happen and that she absolutely did not deserve to have a huge internet fight break out in the comments to her video for her friend. I wonder what became of them by now.
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 I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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All I know about him now is that he's creepy and he lives like 2 hours from me. I'm scared now.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24883
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Your mom lives like two hours away from you.
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Ross Rifle
Title: Rock N Roll God
Joined: Oct 29 2006
Location: Chilliwack, BC
Posts: 4844
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Aww Josh, you're mom lives that far away? That's too bad.
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JRA
Joined: Sep 17 2007
Location: The Opium Trail
Posts: 3475
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The wiki is much more sad than the man himself.
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 There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant. |
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aeonic
Title: Sporadic Poster
Joined: Nov 19 2009
Location: Kissimmee, FL
Posts: 2747
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What a bunch of garbage. I feel like I'm owed time by DarknessDeku.
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 Who likes role-playing games? Me. Way too goddamn much. |
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