Syd Lexia wrote:

Am I the only one who finds it disheartening that a thread in which one of our most beloved forum members had decided to share some great news with us has been hijacked by Tish?

I agree.


everyone shut up.


congrats mister maze.

here's a wedding gift:

Necrotism wrote:

Syd Lexia wrote: I could go either way on a traditional wedding. Ideally, I want a wedding in some ridiculously awesome cathedral and then just as the priest is getting to the vows, Kiefer Sutherland (as Jack Bauer) busts in and starts screaming at me, something about nuclear weapons. I say I don't know anything, then I pull out a gun. Sutherland/Bauer shoots at me. I collapse to the floor, bloody but alive and then Bauer and his team drag me off for further questioning. Later, as I'm throwing out the squibs, Sutherland and I celebrate with a bunch of strippers. The wedding will of course be ruined, but maybe you shouldn't have slept with Bill, you stupid bitch. well that turned passive aggressive quick. Anyways, we were talking about doing something like having a payed actor (because none of my friends are coordinated/sober enough to pull this off) swing in on a rope and claim my new wife, and epic duel ensues between the tow of us and concludes with me running him through. I'll fill a chalice with his red pouring life and toast to our happiness, and unnecessary carnage, but mostly happiness.

when my freind was getting married we topped that hard. people thought me and him werent talking, so he amde me the best man, and I didnt show up. then at the end when the priest says "if anyone hasany objections blah blah blah" stone cold steve asutin's music hit, I ran down the aisle, started hitting him, and we went back and forth, then he suplexed me through a conveniently palced table, grabbed his wife, gave her a deep passionate kiss, and then pulled me up out of the table and we hugged. and I held his and his now wife's arms up in victory.

confused the HELL out of everyone.

oh it was great. people didn't know what to expect, because me and him realyl werent talkign before that.