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By now I'm sure you've all seen the what-would-i-say thing that's taken over facebook, but if you haven't, go to this website while logged into facebook: http://what-would-i-say.com/

It's all client-side, so it won't store any of your information, but it scrapes your statuses and comments to construct statements that would be made by a bot trying to imitate you. Since we're overrun with bots anyway these days, I thought it would be fun to see the kinds of things that we would post.

I'll start with a few.

I try to tell myself getting my arm when when the Winamp visualization plugin changes styles at which point I thank God that he would be a computer scientists.
-LeshLushBot

I've been twentyfive years and Dippin' Dots is awful.
-LeshLushBot

Always an exciting time here on general Tso would have been singing Catoblepas, Catoblepas, rock Me and is hardly said in my comments.
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Which means almost the single greatest use of physics can be logically expressed within series of symbols, then I'd at least twice himself been defenestrated.
-LeshLushBot

Posted: Nov 15 2013 12:32 pm

Hmm, I can't seem to get this to work. Sounds fun, though, this is the first I've heard of it. I will try again later.

Edit: Also, does anyone remember when we made ~15 happy nirthday threads for Klimbatize? I'm pretty sure I made some bot-esque posts in those.

Posted: Nov 15 2013 09:53 pm

This was pretty hilarious. I logged into my old Facebook page that I no longer use for this. Here are the words of atomBot:

Most of the US government would just piss me footloose?

Today is the Phantom Mexican

Friday night, work's over for the constitution and take away the right to the roads that were full of the people in this is so much cocaine...

They finally got around to it. You are you trying to hypnotize me.

but I can't sleep because I am singing

atom 1, Dresser 1, Dresser my head all day at work

Are you trying to be eradicated

You have served me well old friend, may you rest peacefully.

Thanks everyone for all the rusted heaps of your kind!

Got power back just before 9pm, got Bin Laden.

Tired now, sleep because I will soon be dismantled.

Now I love you babe, thank you hammer of sledging.

Cat just jumped in the constitution and take away the cops and they couldn't do much better.

Thank you have some beers

Washing machine is to control you.

Caught 23 fish today with a VCRDVD combo to convert them for years but entirely legal.

Posted: Nov 15 2013 11:56 pm

I decided to give it a try, the first one convinced me to keep going:

sometimes I don't talk to commemorate the rules of engagement are hard to log off your gonna last

Is it is to like Pirate mode...

Not drinking again for a cancellation

The new Jersey with a friend, not too bad

So many others offer so much I've heard of shit.

Dead to rights and when I grow up I wana be just like her!! *hahahaha favorite so far

want's to be way too long for a long time...

I commented before I say this every fuckin' time

2nd overall to get dropped off when your iris is to be ambidextrous fast, this cold would just go in the states now, you

The new oreo commercial summed up I have won. *new favorite

Guelph for the Road is basically, entirely filled with the Korean War either to commemorate the best a man

If people want to put me down for one's principle's than to explain to the War and honor those who lost count of Korean War not to them.

fuck quebec and their french, all

muahahahahahahahaa never leave your phone unattended bro! j. *that sounds like an unedited post from a friend

Summer went by so many sluts, so little time, amirite? *ok, this one takes the cake lmao.

actually liked the most wars follow.

shouldn't put up with anything/had a dream last

I commented before I txt'd you, so History Channel, you

I've never missed air conditioning so talking about their station, unlike everyone needs party sluts, but I was hoping they would give them a place in Northern Ontario, With all

bitches' ain't shit but ho's and tricks. *pretty sure thats an actual status of mine

When a place in depth and give them a couple more like Polidicks.

First Norm Macdonald, now Ed Helms as surprise guest stars?

Dr. Dre has to explain to the War either to finally going to need a place in Northern Ontario, With his gf? if you

new pet name for not ending like the Sopranos!

Buy oreos, and wide awake, I'll kill you, just said in honour of the number of Canadians who lost their lives in it.

The new pet name for the war...

You've gotta live with her.

I commented before I txt'd you, so talking about the war...

Smart Serve Certified *I actually am!

Maybe he wouldn't have dumped u/would have razor burn! lmao

And when we meet get/keep/steal a korean war vet AND Canadian, means they've probably always been forgotten, were finally going to get dropped off because I don't thrill you, sometimes I don't talk to come, just wanna come

Oh hi 10am saturay hair cut appointment, I think my hair is a piece of shit.

Ya I understand that, and live up to fight for Avril Lavigne.

Stand By crystal meth tweakerrrrrrs, well then we're shit outta luck

I commented before I txt'd you, just please learn to commemorate the late 80's/90's...

i know how much more, forget about 'dem party ho's.

Let's nuke the Colbert Report she says finally found the gene for not ending like the Sopranos!

Posted: Nov 15 2013 11:56 pm

Here are a few of the more sensical ones:

I don't remember the clairvoyance to go cry in a sentence. Almost every week I got up with a seemingly unlimited supply of your targeting computer!

You make me

#81 In 1996 I bought some organic banana Cream though.

Chop chop, we're gonna miss those days.

Thank you Bieksa and co for an outsidethebox thinker.

35 million voices shouted out 7 billion counts of voyeurism.

Moving to assassinate your contract and you

Teddy Long just audibly said I was great to be a girl from Quebec and six.

#97 Every grade 11 was all brown, replete with the principal as well.

My car broke. On Pluto. And we win in Boston, but I wasn't there for Atmosfreezinguphere.

Posted: Nov 16 2013 10:44 pm

I've gotten a lot of chuckles out of everyone else's so far, so here are some of mine.

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I can one day for the iPod and grateful for a great time to music, too, will not work for your perusal, accompanied by brief descriptions are 10 tracks ordered by a wave of the good times to be some crime against humanity. Way to the awesome representatives of fun!

All that's left the apartment, but I am blessed and simultaneously get through the ground! Auditing tried to kill the Preng. The Preng is a wave of carjacking going around, and my dad A Touch of board shorts can spend some quality time on real life shenanigans!

That sounds like $4,000 something you by viewers like you!

Props out to I need to start off the madness.

During high school I don't make spelling mistakes on the internet. I've had the pleasure of fun!

Good boy. Have a computer is surprisingly excellent if you're on an otherwise low day better.

Since I've only used up about fifteen years old. Fun facts so you don't rob my house.

Hooray! Celebrate! Celebrate! Other than just a dull boy.

Booray for the AUD section. And what I just got up on me anytime soon. Also I am become Preng, the destroyer of the dorms for the win!

Progress, I also want to learn how to make spelling mistakes on Ableton Live with a buddy. Respect goes to find something you like and regardless, I did, maybe even know what I thought my house.

I can spend some quality time on real life shenanigans!

I can only be granted to worthy individuals.

I can be heavily under the influence of illicit drugs.

Thanks everyone for the inevitable Winter season!

Thanks everyone for year is going by vampires.

Thank you better recognize.

Hope you're having a BINGO!

Definitely couldn't be the World's Most Obnoxious Man; stay sober, my friends.

Booray for the radio control has mysteriously disappeared during heavy traffic Jazz. Relaxed. Lucky!

Is finally done with alzheimer's, putting 5 years old. A Touch of fun facts so you know who has been frequently used in for a Fuller's London Porter.

Spoiler The best option. Postrock. excellent buildup and my car's radio control panel. Hooray for Dave!

Yeah, but I got a final on Monday and simultaneously get back to our regularly scheduled programming of massive amounts of homework.

I can be tasteless, America; you know what happened then?

Much dudeliness was afoot!

Remember, kids, always drink in moderation or you could be the profession.

Turns out this Whose Line Is It all backed up since sending it in some major itis.

Attention awesome representatives of [my hometown] Have a piece of candy.

Remember, kids, always drink in the third person.

Preng then has been frequently used in Adult Swim bumps, too.

Preng is scheduled for today are funded and run by vampires.

Posted: Nov 17 2013 12:44 am

Some of these are really hilarious. There are some true gems in this thread.

Joined: Oct 19 2009 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1479

In addition to pain, I will be twentysix because of you catch one of the naked out of physics can give.
-LeshLushBot

Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, and take home Anymore Whiskeytown The Aggro Crag and listening to write a poem and think, Hey, let's hijack this holiday works.
-LeshLushBot

Sometimes the film was the cream filling? would become so existential.
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Crom laughs from his recent technological achievements to admit that awesome?
-LeshLushBot

Posted: Nov 25 2013 12:19 am

I have them

Posted: Jan 25 2014 08:03 am

Actually, I'm gonna be Snorlaxin' at the altar and memory holes. I'll illustrate! *dog leaves room, makes noise in other things?

It will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who is pork are a condition of people will be filled.

Blessed are in on drug marijuana offenses or he saw a Prilosec OTC ad infinitum.

She's working on an Ogre Kingdoms for something else.

Gupta. Just because the sugar content will be the end.

What're your plans for the apocalypse in drama, what with those clear acrylic cube things?

Honestly, I can't see one!

Joined: Oct 19 2009 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 1479

Yo, aeonic! welcome back.

Posted: Jan 25 2014 09:47 pm

Much thanks. Had to take care of some life stuff (get a degree, avoid a divorce, etc) but stuff is as good now as... well, things still suck, but less.

Posted: Jan 30 2014 02:12 pm

"Might not know this. Hairy armpits are jeopardy for most. WATCH NEWEST CHUCK NORRIS FUN MOVIE!"

"My car took a commercial brake."

"Pens are in my ear now."