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Joined: Jun 03 2007 Posts: 95

Syd Lexia wrote:

In Soviet Russia, the government doesn't trust YOU!

Knyte wrote:

....Oh wait... I guess it's the same here.

Posted: Jun 16 2007 08:43 pm

In America, people often joke about rape.

In Soviet Russia, rape is a widespread problem bordering on an epidemic.

Posted: Jun 16 2007 08:45 pm

In Japan, you get raped.

In Soviet Russia, rape gets you!

Posted: Jun 16 2007 08:50 pm

Since we're going out of America;

In Canada, Mounties are police.

In Soviet Russia, police are mounted!

That was lame, but I will not apologize, nor do I regret my actions.

Posted: Jun 16 2007 11:45 pm

Heh, trying to clone the success I had with my word association thread, right? Kinda like GTA3.

Anyway..

In soviet russia, sex has you!

Posted: Jun 17 2007 11:05 am

In Soviet Russia, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Posted: Jun 18 2007 12:19 am

In America, you burn DVDs. In Soviet Russia, DVDs burn you!

Posted: Jun 18 2007 01:37 am

in america, you open windows media player. in soviet russia, windows media player opens you

Posted: Jun 18 2007 01:47 am

In America, you feed ducks.
In Soviet Russia, ducks feed you.

Posted: Jun 18 2007 02:19 am

In soviet Russia: Hot Nude Models masturbate to pictures of YOU!

Posted: Jun 18 2007 02:20 am

That ones funny!

Posted: Jun 18 2007 05:39 pm

Knyte wrote:

In soviet Russia: Hot Nude Models masturbate to pictures of YOU!

We've gone beyond just Russia when that happens. Then, we've entered Bizarro World.

Some of mine:
In Soviet Union, alcohol drinks Slash!
In Soviet Union, this topic started Syd Lexia!
In Soviet Union, puns make you! (That one's horrible)

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Well, this is ironic. I drove through Branson over the weekend, and found out that Yakov Smirnoff has his own theatre there where he performs five days a week. Amazing.

Posted: Jun 18 2007 10:52 pm

You didn't know that? That's where I saw his Live Show, it was great!

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Well, it might be common knowledge to you because you're a Missouri native.

Shoot, since I was in Missouri I should have dropped by to show you my ugly face.

Posted: Jun 18 2007 10:57 pm

I was born in Connecticut. Fuck, if I were native to this state, I'd shoot myself. (Not really good news for my little brother.)

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

I knew that, should have said resident.

Posted: Jun 18 2007 11:42 pm

In America, the rights to Tetris were sold to Nintendo.

In Soviet Russia, the rights to Nintendo were sold to Tetris!

See what I did there?

That is also lame. I'll kill myself soon, promise.

Posted: Jun 18 2007 11:51 pm

In Japan, school girls get raped by tentacle monsters.
In Soviet Russia tentacle monsters get raped by the school girls.

Posted: Jun 19 2007 12:06 am

In America: Clowns rape you.
In Soviet Russia: You rape clowns.

In America: you have to lure kids to your van with free candy.
In Soviet Russia: you have to lure candy to your kids with free vans.
(I don't know what that means, either....)

(And, I end on a more "classic" note:)
In America: The media loves to shoot pictures of the Government.
In Soviet Russia: The Government loves to shoot the media.

Posted: Jun 19 2007 01:15 am

Knyte wrote:

In America: you have to lure kids to your van with free kittens.

Erm..., nevermind.

Posted: Jun 19 2007 01:31 am

Speaking of that, I found this creepy dude on myspace trying to lure kids to his van with kittens! How coincidental!

Posted: Jun 19 2007 01:41 am

Long dark hair...G'N'R shirt..... Syd?!?!?!

Posted: Jun 19 2007 12:27 pm

Tebor wrote:

In Japan, school girls get raped by tentacle monsters.
In Soviet Russia tentacle monsters get raped by the school girls.

Finally, justice is served!

In Soviet Russia, Dew does you!

Posted: Jun 19 2007 04:32 pm

In soviet russia, dinner eats YOU!