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http://mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/11/12/elmo-puppeteer-accused-of-underage-relationship/

I feel bad for the people who grew up with him. Sad

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

There is no evidence to support the accusation, apparently. But of course, the accusation is enough to ruin someone's reputation for life.

Posted: Nov 12 2012 09:22 pm

I never liked Elmo, always preferred Grover.

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

Blackout wrote:

I never liked Elmo, always preferred Grover.

QFT.

Posted: Nov 13 2012 12:38 am

Supposedly Kevin Clash has admitted to the relationship, but said it didn't start till the guy was 18. Even still, his career his probably over. Here's hoping they bury the Elmo character and that Grover and Telly resurge.

Posted: Nov 13 2012 12:48 am

I wish somebody rich and famous molested me when I was a kid. Life is so unfair.

Joined: Aug 28 2011 Posts: 537

This story is obviously hogwash. This is a message to Obama by the elites. They've exposed General Patraeus as punishment for his re-election. The next attack is now the use of a controlled subject to file false charges in order to damage Sesame Street which was pro-Obama.

If they could get Big Bird they would. It seems the bird has protection. But for how long..?

Posted: Nov 13 2012 03:35 am

If this has seriously been an alt account trolling me all this time I'm going to be so pissed.

Posted: Nov 13 2012 04:28 am

Vert1 wrote:

This story is obviously hogwash. This is a message to Obama by the elites. They've exposed General Patraeus as punishment for his re-election. The next attack is now the use of a controlled subject to file false charges in order to damage Sesame Street which was pro-Obama.

If they could get Big Bird they would. It seems the bird has protection. But for how long..?

wtf?!

i guess they tickled his elmo.

Joined: Apr 14 2006 Location: Lake Michigan Posts: 3332

Blackout wrote:

I never liked Elmo, always preferred Grover.

I guess we all can agree on this. I remember my Grover doll as a wee one. That thing went everywhere with me, heh.

Posted: Nov 13 2012 01:53 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

I wish somebody rich and famous molested me when I was a kid. Life is so unfair.

I think they did, you just blocked it out.

Joined: Sep 17 2007 Location: The Opium Trail Posts: 3475

Maybe this whole thing is retribution for Elmo's song and Elmo's rap.

Posted: Nov 13 2012 04:38 pm

slapolakinkaido wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

I wish somebody rich and famous molested me when I was a kid. Life is so unfair.

I think they did, you just blocked it out.

It's not that I blocked it out, I just don't think Louie Anderson is relevant or rich enough to bring charges against.

Posted: Nov 13 2012 05:09 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

slapolakinkaido wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

I wish somebody rich and famous molested me when I was a kid. Life is so unfair.

I think they did, you just blocked it out.

It's not that I blocked it out, I just don't think Louie Anderson is relevant or rich enough to bring charges against.

true. he might actually end up suing you instead

Joined: May 22 2008 Location: Goshen, VA Posts: 6544

sidewaydriver wrote:

slapolakinkaido wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

I wish somebody rich and famous molested me when I was a kid. Life is so unfair.

I think they did, you just blocked it out.

It's not that I blocked it out, I just don't think Louie Anderson is relevant or rich enough to bring charges against.

LOL

Posted: Nov 13 2012 10:04 pm

Welp, turns out the accuser was bullshitting:

http://news.yahoo.com/sesame-street-elmo-puppeteer-takes-leave-sex-allegations-012713740.html

Joined: Aug 28 2011 Posts: 537

Moral of the story: Elmo ain't nobody to fuck wit!

Posted: Nov 13 2012 11:50 pm

Vert1 wrote:

This story is obviously hogwash. This is a message to Obama by the elites. They've exposed General Patraeus as punishment for his re-election. The next attack is now the use of a controlled subject to file false charges in order to damage Sesame Street which was pro-Obama.

If they could get Big Bird they would. It seems the bird has protection. But for how long..?

Excuse me madam but I feel you're missing the bigger picture! The Luciferian Illuminist Self Transforming Machine Elf backed Pulp Paper and Textile Industry/Cabal wants you to drop your natural instinct to guard against bear attacks, as well as buy their toilet paper.

Teddy Bears, Little Bear and the Jungle Book etc, and most of all the despicable Charmin Bear toilet paper commercials are MK Ultra mind control programming designed to condition you slowly over time to not fear bears as the terrifying predators that they are, it's all part of their global eugenics program, they want us to die in bear attacks from trying to pet or feed these vicious animals.

Anyone who speaks the code phrase "does a bear shit in the woods?" is part of the cabal, and not to be trusted. The Simpsons tried to warn us of the danger albeit in a tongue and cheek manner, see the Bear Patrol jokes in Much Apu About Nothing. Mr. Colbert is also a fine upstanding trumpeter of truth about the dangers of bears, the truth is out there milady, you just need to huff enough wood lacquer to break free of the digital mind screen control grid!

Posted: Nov 14 2012 12:52 am

sidewaydriver wrote:

slapolakinkaido wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

I wish somebody rich and famous molested me when I was a kid. Life is so unfair.

I think they did, you just blocked it out.

It's not that I blocked it out, I just don't think Louie Anderson is relevant or rich enough to bring charges against.

Louie Anderson wasn't even rich enough to pay you for it?

Joined: Aug 28 2011 Posts: 537

Blackout wrote:

Vert1 wrote:

This story is obviously hogwash. This is a message to Obama by the elites. They've exposed General Patraeus as punishment for his re-election. The next attack is now the use of a controlled subject to file false charges in order to damage Sesame Street which was pro-Obama.

If they could get Big Bird they would. It seems the bird has protection. But for how long..?

Excuse me madam but I feel you're missing the bigger picture! The Luciferian Illuminist Self Transforming Machine Elf backed Pulp Paper and Textile Industry/Cabal wants you to drop your natural instinct to guard against bear attacks, as well as buy their toilet paper.

Teddy Bears, Little Bear and the Jungle Book etc, and most of all the despicable Charmin Bear toilet paper commercials are MK Ultra mind control programming designed to condition you slowly over time to not fear bears as the terrifying predators that they are, it's all part of their global eugenics program, they want us to die in bear attacks from trying to pet or feed these vicious animals.

Anyone who speaks the code phrase "does a bear shit in the woods?" is part of the cabal, and not to be trusted. The Simpsons tried to warn us of the danger albeit in a tongue and cheek manner, see the Bear Patrol jokes in Much Apu About Nothing. Mr. Colbert is also a fine upstanding trumpeter of truth about the dangers of bears, the truth is out there milady, you just need to huff enough wood lacquer to break free of the digital mind screen control grid!

It's true. They want you to wipe, not think. I was lucky to deprogram myself from their toilet paper tactics but the rest of the population are still slavishly wiping away and have no chance of fighting the system.

Occasionally, as you wrote above, the truth does find its way into the mainstream but it is quietly passed over. I'm afraid the ultimate plan of killing Americans (Bears+FEMA) is not far off now.

Joined: Apr 09 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3112

Wait, self-aware humor from Vert? The enamel is cracking...

Posted: Nov 14 2012 02:46 am

slapolakinkaido wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

slapolakinkaido wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

I wish somebody rich and famous molested me when I was a kid. Life is so unfair.

I think they did, you just blocked it out.

It's not that I blocked it out, I just don't think Louie Anderson is relevant or rich enough to bring charges against.

Louie Anderson wasn't even rich enough to pay you for it?

Well he offered me candy but the fat fucker ate it all before I could get any.

Joined: Dec 06 2007 Location: Connecticut Posts: 11244

Elmo Cleared: Man Recants Story of Teen Sex with Sesame Street Puppeteer
http://entertainment.time.com/2012/11/14/elmo-cleared-man-recants-story-of-teen-sex-with-sesame-street-puppeteer/

Posted: Nov 14 2012 02:58 pm

sidewaydriver wrote:

slapolakinkaido wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

slapolakinkaido wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote:

I wish somebody rich and famous molested me when I was a kid. Life is so unfair.

I think they did, you just blocked it out.

It's not that I blocked it out, I just don't think Louie Anderson is relevant or rich enough to bring charges against.

Louie Anderson wasn't even rich enough to pay you for it?

Well he offered me candy but the fat fucker ate it all before I could get any.

Yeah I know what you mean, ....I mean..........that sucks dude!