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Vert1
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This is a thread to share and discuss stories of falling out with friends or people in your life who are fucking up.
Got the idea to start it here from this:
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Friend 1: spends all of his money on his girlfriend who I know for a fact is cheating on him with her ex-boyfriend, but yet he's always asking me if I either have any new games that he can borrow but yet complains that game prices are too expensive for him even though he just spent $100 bucks on some flowers and candy for her.
Friend 2: sold all of her gaming gear to get drug money for herself and her boyfriend. Lost her job because the bf assaulted one of her co-workers in a movie theater parking lot, the guy recognized her and told their boss and she was promptly fired from the vet clinic where she worked as well as blacklisted throughout most of the state of Georgia.
I swear stupidity knows no bounds with some people.
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sidewaydriver
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I had an asshole friend in middle school who thought it'd be a funny prank to tell someone I had drugs in my locker. I got called to the front office to get questioned and they searched my locker and found nothing. It wasn't hard to clear my name because all the staff at the school knew the kid was a piece of shit. He ended up getting expelled for having drugs later on anyway and I never saw him again.
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Cameron
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I have this friend who told me he was going to throw me through a plate glass window
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sidewaydriver
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Wow, I'd hate to see your enemies.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
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Cameron wrote: |
I have this friend who told me he was going to throw me through a plate glass window  |
Were you coughing in a college hallway?
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
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I have had friends who have stolen from me. Those ones were dumb assholes. They always stole the stupidest shit that I would have just given them if they asked me for it.
I also had a shitty friend who never wanted to hang out unless I had some pot. I told that dude to fuck off.
Another one of my old friends used to breathe too loudly and sigh just a bit too much so I told him we couldn't hang out anymore.
I even had a friend who once got sick at my house. He threw up (he made it to the toilet) and really wasn't feeling too well. I had picked him up in my car but I immediately made him walk home, about 10 miles.
Oh, and the friend who snapped at me and pointed a gun in my face and chased me across town that one night a couple of years ago... that was fun.
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Captain_Pollution
Title: Hugh
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Cameron wrote: |
I have this friend who told me he was going to throw me through a plate glass window :( |
I have this friend whose /face/ has my /fist/ embedded so deeply into it that I can't get it back out.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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Beach Bum wrote: |
Cameron wrote: |
I have this friend who told me he was going to throw me through a plate glass window  |
Were you coughing in a college hallway? |
HAHA
eh, i know what to expect of my friends, so i dont consider them shitty. i just consider some of them cheap.
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
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One of the friends (at the time) I had over for a birthday decided to plow through the entirety of Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire (on MY FILE) while everyone went to sleep. The night I got the game. Come to think of it, he's also the ass that would pull out the SNES controller when I'd beat him in fighting games.
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SoldierHawk
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Cameron wrote: |
I have this friend who told me he was going to throw me through a plate glass window  |
Was his name Shawn Michaels?
Sorry. I couldn't resist. I'll leave now.
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Fighter_McWarrior
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I've got a really tight nit group of friends from college, and we all do a good job keeping in touch. One of the common threads between all of us is the College Democrats, and most of us took turns rotating in and out of the executive board.
Anyway, my little brother just resumed the position of the Presidency after one of those friends of ours had it for the last school year. Not only did he tank the organization, make it totally useless and drive out almost every member of the group, but my brother found out going over the books that he'd been embezzling funds throughout the summer to pay for his personal expenses. He doesn't even know how much money he stole because he never bothered to keep track of it. He just used the organization as his own ATM machine. Not only that, but he forged the signatures of my brother and his best friend to do it, making them legally liable for the damage as well.
He should thank his lucky stars that it was my brother who found out about it instead of me. If this had happened on my watch, not only would the police have known about it, but the University Board would have as well. Since my brother doesn't exactly feel like ruining his life, that's not going to happen but we're all extremely pissed off about it. I graduated two years ago, so I suppose it's not strictly my problem, but what really frustrates me about it is the total betrayal of trust.
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Cattivo
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SoldierHawk wrote: |
Was his name Shawn Michaels? |
Poor Marty Jannetty....
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Drew Linky
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Elementary school there was a kid (not really a friend) I hung out with that treated me like shit, looking back on it. I didn't hang out with anyone so that's all I got. I remember him pushing me down in a puddle one time during recess and loudly declaring to everyone that "he peed out of his butt" or something. That was miserable. Another time he snapped me directly in the eye with a rubber band, laughed about it. Didn't every say sorry.
Later, during show and tell, I brought in my copy of the gold cartridge Majora's Mask and he fucking stole it. I found it at his house later (I would scratch my initials into the back of the casing), but never said anything because I was a wuss who didn't like confrontation.
Hell, I still don't like confrontation too much. I hate that fucking kid,
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JRA
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Drew Linky wrote: |
Elementary school there was a kid (not really a friend) I hung out with that treated me like shit, looking back on it. I didn't hang out with anyone so that's all I got. I remember him pushing me down in a puddle one time during recess and loudly declaring to everyone that "he peed out of his butt" or something. That was miserable. Another time he snapped me directly in the eye with a rubber band, laughed about it. Didn't every say sorry.
Later, during show and tell, I brought in my copy of the gold cartridge Majora's Mask and he fucking stole it. I found it at his house later (I would scratch my initials into the back of the casing), but never said anything because I was a wuss who didn't like confrontation.
Hell, I still don't like confrontation too much. I hate that fucking kid, |
How'd you get invited to his house?
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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shitty friends thread?
i have a friend who passed out in his car outside of some bar. he was drunk so he wanted to sleep thru his drunkenness but the cops came up & tried to ring him up for a DUI. my friend was like "fuck that... you try to take me in & i'll shit myself"
the cop tried to call him on his bluff and sure enough, my friend shit himself. so the cop made him call one of us to go & pick him up. and the cop waited there til we showed up. that was some rank fucking stinky shit.
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Preng
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I think username has won this topic, folks.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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we took him a change of clothes & made him shower when we got home (we were all roommates at that time). and then my brother & him went the next day to pick up his shitty shirt & shitty pants
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Drew Linky
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Fuck, that's awful.
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