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Snooki gives birth (i.e. Child Services Pool)


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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
Joined: Jun 25 2009
Location: Atlanta, GA
PostPosted: Aug 26 2012 02:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Snooki's 'Jersey Shore' Cast Welcomes Baby 'Meatball' Lorenzo

Make your bets, make your bets!

How long until Snooki gets fed up with the "blubbery pink thing that came out of her"? Months? Weeks? Days?

Make your bets, make your bets!
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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Aug 26 2012 03:52 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I give it about a week.


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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
PostPosted: Aug 26 2012 04:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She's a reality show actress. I highly doubt she's anything like the character she portrays, as much as we wanna think so.


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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
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PostPosted: Aug 26 2012 04:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

JoshWoodzy wrote:
She's a reality show actress. I highly doubt she's anything like the character she portrays, as much as we wanna think so.

What, people aren't exactly like they are on television? Sad
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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Aug 26 2012 06:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I expect her to try to eat it before she submits it to child services.


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BlazingGlory
Title: KANE LIVES IN DEATH!
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PostPosted: Aug 26 2012 07:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Drew Linky wrote:
I give it about a week.

I"ll give it eleven minutes.
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Drew Linky
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PostPosted: Aug 26 2012 09:48 pm Reply with quote Back to top

BlazingGlory wrote:
Drew Linky wrote:
I give it about a week.

I"ll give it eleven minutes.

See, I was going to say ten hours, but that seemed harsh.

I like your thinking though.


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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
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PostPosted: Aug 26 2012 11:30 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think she'll keep the baby. He/she (I can't say I know for certain) will be great in helping Snookie keep people's attention. That said, if I were placing bets, I'll give it a year before Child Services acts as Han to Sookie's custodial Greedo.


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Yo te querda oh ma corazón
Oh ma corazón, oh ma corazón" - The Clash, Spanish Bombs
 
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Greg the White
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PostPosted: Aug 27 2012 12:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

The child was born with a BAC of .07


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
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PostPosted: Aug 27 2012 07:01 am Reply with quote Back to top

First photo of the baby:

[SPOILER:12a5239081]Image[/SPOILER:12a5239081]


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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
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PostPosted: Aug 27 2012 08:52 am Reply with quote Back to top

JoshWoodzy wrote:
First photo of the baby:

[SPOILER:66ba5c0274]Image[/SPOILER:66ba5c0274]

hahaha, great!
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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: Aug 27 2012 07:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Hahahaha, excellent work Woodzy.

Think she'll pull a Jacko? "Want to see my baby? WANT TO SEE MY BABY?!"


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AtmanRyu
Title: The Wandering Dragon
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PostPosted: Aug 27 2012 09:46 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
I expect her to try to eat it before she submits it to child services.

Seeing that he was nicknamed "Meatball", it makes loads of sense.
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Fighter_McWarrior
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PostPosted: Aug 27 2012 09:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Wait, wait...she actually nicknamed it Meatball? I thought that was just a joke everyone was making


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@om*d
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PostPosted: Aug 28 2012 12:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

When I have a child one day I shall give it the nickname "Hamburger Helper"


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Ice2SeeYou
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PostPosted: Aug 29 2012 05:54 pm Reply with quote Back to top

She could have just aborted the pregnancy and relied on her talent to stay in the spotlight.


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Aug 30 2012 03:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top



I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
 
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Bob Dylan`s Blues
Title: Worlds Strongest Man
Joined: Jun 08 2011
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PostPosted: Aug 31 2012 03:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The-Excel wrote:
Snookie's baby is CURSED: http://tv.yahoo.com/news/-jersey-shore--canceled.html

From that article:
Quote:
Sudden fame and huge salary demands have transformed the cast from likable newcomers to bored millionaires

When?

Really?!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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PostPosted: Aug 31 2012 04:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

lol likeable?! whoever wrote that is a fucking idiot


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The Opponent
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PostPosted: Aug 31 2012 05:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Someone liked them at first.


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