So on the radio this morning, I heard that Dick Cheney got a heart transplant, which he is recovering well from.
At first, I wondered why someone as hale and hearty as the former Vice President would need a new heart. Then, it occurred to me.
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At that age, his old one must have been shot.[/SPOILER:38f1f47dd5]
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BlazingGlory
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Mar 27 2012 12:44 am
Yanno, since the donor is being kept anonymous, I have a feeling that a murder victim without a heart is going to to show up somewhere near that hospital, and finding the donor probably went something like this:
aeonic
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Mar 27 2012 01:02 am
I wasn't under the impression that he'd ever had one to begin with. *rimshot*
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Mar 27 2012 09:44 am
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Mar 28 2012 07:28 pm
At first, I was worried that making this post might get people mad at me. Then I remembered that the founder/admin is responsible for Nazi Dr. Mario.
BlazingGlory wrote:
Yanno, since the donor is being kept anonymous,
A wise decision on the part of the donor.
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Water Hamster
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Mar 29 2012 10:29 am
This thread is the worst
aeonic
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Mar 29 2012 01:37 pm
Water Hamster wrote:
This thread is the worst
That's just because we all love your banal "best ______ ever" bullshit so much. On another Dick Cheney-related note, the Hague. Oh, and at least they finally figured out what to do with those aliens in Area 51; it's hard finding a human donor whose heart can pump a pressurized mixture of bile, stool, and sulfuric acid.
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Mar 29 2012 05:53 pm
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The shocked look on Link's face in your avatar is a much funnier reaction than New Jack's laugh.
There are a lot of what if's in life Donny. What if I hit you really hard in the face, knocked yo shit to the back of yo skull? What if I....had you girl gargle my nuts? The fact remains, you are a fuckin mutant.
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Mar 30 2012 10:06 pm
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Skinr
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Mar 31 2012 02:02 am
aeonic wrote:
That's just because we all love your banal "best ______ ever" bullshit so much. On another Dick Cheney-related note, the Hague. Oh, and at least they finally figured out what to do with those aliens in Area 51; it's hard finding a human donor whose heart can pump a pressurized mixture of bile, stool, and sulfuric acid.
