This is a thread where we discuss game covers and what is going on in them. This weeks discussion will be on Rolling Thunder 3's box art. If people are so inclined they can caption the picture. Anyhow, look at it:
That guy is sooooo screwed.
Murdar Machene
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Posted:
Feb 24 2012 06:21 pm
Wow that's some awesome 403 error art. I love the font.
Sehkmaenzo
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Posted:
Feb 24 2012 08:23 pm
He's shooting at absolutely nothing, with several targets available, 3 inches away from being mauled by robo-dog, and he's carrying a purse. Damn.
Murdar Machene
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Posted:
Feb 24 2012 10:01 pm
No dude it's a messenger bag, he's just hip and trendy.
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Posted:
Feb 24 2012 10:02 pm
In this Box art we get what the Japanese think appeals to western audiences.
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Sehkmaenzo
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Posted:
Feb 24 2012 10:17 pm
I've seen this one, Muppet, and it takes a lot of willpower to pretend it's just a photoshop and not true
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Posted:
Feb 24 2012 10:22 pm
I like how it looks like this is just his average commute to work every morning.
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Posted:
Feb 25 2012 12:23 am
its a satchel. and that white shirt looks stupid
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Andrew Man
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Posted:
Feb 25 2012 01:51 am
sidewaydriver wrote:
I like how it looks like this is just his average commute to work every morning.
Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing.
He is like "Oh boy, just another day back at the rat race".
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Posted:
Feb 26 2012 10:03 pm
SubTerrania was a fucking awesome game.
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sidewaydriver
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Posted:
Feb 27 2012 05:12 am
justdrop wrote:
Nothing needs to be said.
I love how it's not just a game but a simulator. Playing it must really feel like you're actually a ninja on a scooter.
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Syd Lexia
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Posted:
Feb 27 2012 12:36 pm
Don't even get me started on Mobile Light Force and Mobile Light Force 2. Hey, let's cut all the plot of these games, even though that was a huge part of their original appeal, because translations take time, effort, and money. And let's then market two completely unrelated games as being somehow related.
All these pictures are reminding me of a commercial I used to see all the time as a kid. Anyone remember the TV show/game, Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future?
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Posted:
Feb 28 2012 02:56 am
Syd Lexia wrote:
When I see this, I think of one of those crazy hillbillies who swears to everyone that he was kidnapped by aliens from his moonshine still and ass-probed, and that it totally wasn't a corn liquor blackout.
The-Excel wrote:
I call shenanigans. That's obviously a BMX samurai, not a ninja.
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Posted:
Feb 28 2012 09:49 am
This will do it, then.
I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can.
All these pictures are reminding me of a commercial I used to see all the time as a kid. Anyone remember the TV show/game, Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future?
Holy fucking shit!!!!!!! I have been trying to remember what this was for years. I have very hazy memories of my cousin having a toy ship and a VHS tape that came with it. Neither of us could remember what it was called, though. Thank you so much.