stupid jerks were talking shit about akimbo pistols, as if they're easy to use. that's why no one uses them, right???
Lady_Satine
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Dec 15 2011 04:18 pm
I got yer MW3 footage right here
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username
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Dec 15 2011 08:33 pm
this is old, and actually from battlefield bad company 2, but i always found it amusing, mostly cuz of the german ducktales (dog tags) song
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
Murdar Machene
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Dec 16 2011 07:16 am
I enjoyed the shit out of bc2 as long as it was a good server. I got sick of shooting a guy 100 times in the face, stabbing him 3 times (with hitmarkers) then somehow he has 100% hp and kills me, despite me completely getting the drop on him. I love the teamwork in the BF series though and once i upgrade my pc i'm gonna grab bf3 for sure.
Murdar Machene
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Dec 25 2011 05:57 am
a near-moab experience
MOAB is a killstreak you get if you earn 25 kills in a row by yourself only, meaning you can't use killstreaks at all. it only activates after 25 gun, equipment or knife kills (24 with specialist or hardline). it stands for MElted Orangutan Ass-blaster and it kills the entire enemy team.
I get 20 kills then get fucked by a loser using the cheapest gun in the game
username
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Dec 25 2011 03:46 pm
man, that was actually pretty intense.
Klimbatize wrote:
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Alowishus
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Dec 25 2011 05:49 pm
"Cheapest gun in the game".
Yeah that's why i don't play CoD.
Murdar Machene
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Dec 25 2011 10:59 pm
yeah well everyone in CoD gravitates toward the cheapest most tryhard bullshit...but it happens in every other competitive game as well. Battlefield is just the same. Everyone would be using AN-94 or UMP, the two top guns. Everyone is gonna be a Ken or Chun player in third strike. Basically the caveat to what you're saying is that there's broken bullshit in every competitive game regardless of how well its balanced, and you're going to get fucked over by it if you play enough.
@username: they really wanted to go through that door huh?
Fighter_McWarrior
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Dec 26 2011 05:04 pm
Quote:
it stands for MElted Orangutan Ass-blaster and it kills the entire enemy team.
No
Murdar Machene
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Dec 27 2011 03:24 am
Yes
Murdar Machene
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Dec 27 2011 08:40 am
another attempt at MOAB
Fighter_McWarrior
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Dec 27 2011 10:33 am
Murdar Machene wrote:
Yes
It stands for massive air ordinance bomb
@om*d
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Dec 27 2011 12:46 pm
Fighter_McWarrior wrote:
Murdar Machene wrote:
Yes
It stands for massive air ordinance bomb
In that case it would not be MOAB, it would be MAOB.
It actually stands for "mother of all bombs."
Fighter_McWarrior
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Dec 27 2011 01:22 pm
I was wrong too, apparently. It's Massive ordinance air blast bomb, which is often referred to as the mother of all bombs. It's a real thing though.
