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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
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"COLTON, Calif. (AP) — Police say a naked, 300-pound bodybuilder savagely beat a Southern California couple at their home, leaving them in critical condition.
The Sun of San Bernardino (http://bit.ly/uen2Vt ) says 22-year-old Ruben Arzu apparently was under the influence of steroids and other drugs, and it took four police officers, two stun gun blasts and four sets of handcuffs to restrain him.
Police say the couple came home late Saturday to find Arzu naked on the front porch of their home in Colton.
When Arzu was confronted by the 35-year-old husband, police say the bodybuilder attacked the man, causing major head trauma.
The man's wife called 911. Police say Arzu then picked her up and threw her around, causing facial injuries and multiple cuts to her head.
Arzu was booked on suspicion of attempted homicide."
lol
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Valdronius
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Why in the hell would you confront a 300-lb body builder? Call the police first.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
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Did they mention if this was a random attack or did this couple know the guy? I wonder if insurance covers this.
Either way, this sounds like the worst boss fight of all time.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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lol wow wtf?!
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Douche McCallister
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| Valdronius wrote: |
| Why in the hell would you confront a 300-lb body builder? Call the police first. |
Last time I saw a naked 300 lb Body Builder on my porch I just kept driving and called the cops.
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aika
Title: Narcissist
Joined: Apr 25 2008
Location: On the table.
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| lol wow wtf?! |
lol I think everyone already said everything I would have said. But this mostly sums my reaction up.
Four sets of handcuffs? What exactly were they all handcuffing?
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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This is awesome news. lol
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Andrew Man
Title: Is a Funklord
Joined: Jan 30 2007
Location: Annandale, VA
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This dude must have smoked a lot of meth and/or PCP before doing this. Guys super fucked on PCP do shit like that all the time, what with stripping naked and attacking strangers and all.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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| aika wrote: |
| username wrote: |
| lol wow wtf?! |
lol I think everyone already said everything I would have said. But this mostly sums my reaction up.
Four sets of handcuffs? What exactly were they all handcuffing? |
at 300 lbs he probably had some broad shoulders so his hands wouldnt be able to get close enough for one set of handcuffs.
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
Joined: Feb 01 2006
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If I came home and found a 300 pound naked, muscly guy on my porch, I would just get back in my car and call the cops as I drove away.
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
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Should have complimented him on his deltoids.
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GPFontaine
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Location: Connecticut
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Murdar Machene
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another triumph for the white man
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
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| Black Zarak wrote: |
| If I came home and found a 300 pound naked, muscly guy on my porch, I would just get back in my car and call the cops as I drove away. |
yeah, or become someone's bitch.
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| I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load |
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Black Zarak
Title: Big Coffin Hunter
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Well see I would never get far enough for him to grapple me; I'd pull into the driveway, see a big naked guy on my porch, pop it back in reverse and get gone.
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Jack Slater
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Joined: May 17 2009
Location: Phoenix, AZ
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I live in Arizona, I would just shoot him.
I find it hilarious that he was "under the influence of steroids." Influence to do what, beat his record on the dead lift?
Steroids don't do shit to influence you, not any more than a good proper lay would (increase testosterone and all.) I'm willing to bet the "other drugs" were some kind of amphetamine.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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steroids basically make you hulk out. you get this crazy "roid rage" and its almost impossible to stop you
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