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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
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Oh yeeeeeah I forgot about that one.
Fun times indeed 
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
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| Sehkmaenzo wrote: |
Oh yeeeeeah I forgot about that one.
Fun times indeed |
And my face on a donkey's ass.
What was it, butt goblin? Looking back, that was really funny. 
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Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 4997
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JoshWoodzy
Joined: May 22 2008
Location: Goshen, VA
Posts: 6544
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Nobody /drew/ it, I /painted/ it Klim, gosh.
With my wang.
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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My Mom just got her gall bladder removed today, and she came home still whacked out from anesthesia. I'm just trying to make sure she's comfortable, but about half an hour ago she fell trying to sit up and now I'm really alarmed. She's all ok now, but still.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
Posts: 1541
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Signature by Hacker (RIP) |
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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Part of my job is to maintain inventory at work, and one thing we order a shitload of is 12-packs of soda. Over the past week, people have been waltzing into the store room, and ripping apart the boxes to get to Call of Duty XP codes while I'm out. I've had to put in reports, but I hate it because all of the people I send the reports to are 40 years and older, and it makes my generation look like a bunch of dumbshits when I do.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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My job.
There's too much backstock! So many frozen products!
Plus the amount of respect I get is non-existent
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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My job.
There's too much backstock! So many frozen products!
Plus the amount of respect I get is non-existent |
Until you are management, expect no respect. Even then you might need to get on your knees for the metaphorical blowjob.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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Find out on Sunday night that my iPhone 4S that I had been desperately waiting for had arrived at least four days prior, but no one (including me) had noticed because the delivery guy threw it behind a planter.
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Etch
Title: Intermittent Scribbler
Joined: Mar 15 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 588
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The word "malapropism" and its overuse. I think the word itself is annoying and every self-professed intellectual has been trotting it out far too often recently. Some big-name article or website must have used it and everyone who read it decided they should use it to make themselves appear smart (to idiots, at least). It happened, as well, with "Schadenfreude" not so long ago. I just hope this one is short-lived.
Even worse is: "In before..."/inb4/etc. No, you aren't "in before <blank>", you are starting it, and usually the only one talking about <blank>, and you should feel ashamed and then die. It's just like "no pun intended." If that were true, you wouldn't be pointing out the pun you just made, jackass.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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Unless it's "in before the mods lock this" and it's a spam thread.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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And my iPhone 4S is suffering from the infamous battery problems. Awesome.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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How some people have "A ton of vegan friends who are always pushing their beliefs down my throat" or "A bunch of female friends who insist everything I do is sexist" or "A ton of religious friends who are constantly saying I'll go to hell." Either stop lying and generalizing to prove a point, or get some better friends.
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Shardea
Title: The Other
Joined: Mar 04 2011
Location: Tadezocora
Posts: 149
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My brain. Because it makes me forget things. Like California, or school. Or my oldest friends.
(The last one leads to some awfully awkward conversations.)
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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The microwave broke down yesterday, and we're not getting another one until Black Friday.
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
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When message boards don't let you edit your message for a while after posting it. Then you get twenty smartasses pointing out your typo/grammatical error in the meantime, when you saw it just after posting it and you want to fix it.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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My brain. Because it makes me forget things. Like California, or school. Or my oldest friends.
(The last one leads to some awfully awkward conversations.) |
I like your brain! /me hugs
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| When message boards don't let you edit your message for a while after posting it. Then you get twenty smartasses pointing out your typo/grammatical error in the meantime, when you saw it just after posting it and you want to fix it. |
I'm pretty sure that second sentence is a run-on sentence, GAWD GREG YOU SUCK SO MUCH
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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Or a comma splice, whichever.
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I'm not a bad enough dude, but I am an edgy little shit. I'll do what I can. |
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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I was supposed to be present when my friend gave birth (she was delivering with a mid-wife), but it was early in the morning today and I was asleep, and they didn't call anyone that was supposed to be there. I probably wouldn't have been much help, but I feel like I missed out on a very important moment.
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https://discord.gg/homestuck is where you can find me literally 99% of the time. Stop on by if you feel like it, we're a nice crowd. |
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
Joined: Feb 24 2010
Location: The Danger Zone
Posts: 3495
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I propose the following regarding Christmas music played publicly, including the radio and store PAs:
All covers of Christmas songs released between 1950 to the present are banned, with the exception of "classic" versions of said songs. This criterion is loose, but anything that could be classified as "pop" are no longer allowed to air.
Excepted songs can only be played once per 48 hours.
All versions of Winter Wonderland are banned. No exceptions.
I just want some brand-new Christmas songs. Any time I hear an old one I don't recognize, I stop and listen.
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| And my iPhone 4S is suffering from the infamous battery problems. Awesome. |
How long does the battery last for you? Also, what iOS version do you have on your device? I hear iOS 5.0.1 fixes battery issues for some.
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Beach Bum
Joined: Dec 08 2010
Location: At the pants party.
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I'm a little annoyed with my mouse and its scroll wheel not wanting to scroll up lately. I've ordered a replacement mouse because I got the exact one I've wanted for months at half price on Amazon, but it is backordered until well after Christmas. Kinda sucks I guess and pisses me off that I have to keep putting up with the broken scroll wheel until sometime in January, but to get the mouse I wanted for half price I'll put up with it.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
Posts: 24882
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| Syd Lexia wrote: |
| And my iPhone 4S is suffering from the infamous battery problems. Awesome. |
How long does the battery last for you? Also, what iOS version do you have on your device? I hear iOS 5.0.1 fixes battery issues for some. |
I have 5.01, and I fixed the issue. I guess apps don't ever close unless you double tap Home to open the Task Manager And then manually close them. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING APP WAS RUNNING ON PHONE. With them all closed, the battery is MUCH better.
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
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I got a Cyber Monday on some super-awesome studio headphones from Amazon, and I got them in the mail today...to find that the plug-in does not fit in my computer. I can just get an adapter for them, but I wish I didn't have to pay extra.
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