Our time is here! Soon the humans will suffer eternal torment as spoken of in the prophesy. We will feast upon their souls!
When opening sacrificial portals, it is important to remember:
- Virgin blood is best
- Goat blood must be no older than 3 days
- Entrails must be removed and apportioned either before death, or no later than 30min
- Candles must be sorted by tallest in back to shortest in front - never the other way around!
Most important - pentagrams must be drawn from the center to the outside and left to right.
The second is from Shivering Isles. I could basically list the whole game, but this particular one is my favorite. Sheogorath says this when asked about Jyggalag:
Lord Sheogorath wrote:
The Daedric Prince of Order. Or biscuits. No, no, order.
Pretty much in Bionic Commando when Super Joe says "There's no way out, you just have to fuck it"
Skinr
Title: Minituae Guru
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Location: Elsinore
Posts: 388
Posted:
Nov 18 2011 01:48 am
Syd Lexia wrote:
Pretty much anything Cranky Kong says, ever.
According to the April Fools issue of Nintendo Power back in the day, Cranky may be the original Donkey Kong from 1980. The current DK declined to comment.
UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
Location: Hiding
Posts: 7565
Posted:
Nov 18 2011 02:55 am
Skinr wrote:
Syd Lexia wrote:
Pretty much anything Cranky Kong says, ever.
According to the April Fools issue of Nintendo Power back in the day, Cranky may be the original Donkey Kong from 1980. The current DK declined to comment.
According to the instruction manual of Donkey Kong Country, he is.
According to the April Fools issue of Nintendo Power back in the day, Cranky may be the original Donkey Kong from 1980. The current DK declined to comment.
According to the instruction manual of Donkey Kong Country, he is.
This whole conversation from Monkey Island 2. Gets me every time.
Tomdincan
Title: Test Icicle
Joined: Oct 02 2010
Location: Temple Shalina
Posts: 450
Posted:
Nov 18 2011 04:48 pm
You now prossess Dracula's ______.
I'm not a psychopath. I'm a high-functioning sociopath.
@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
Posted:
Nov 18 2011 05:50 pm
Resident Evil, Barry "You were almost a Jill sandwich." and other lines of his.
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
Posted:
Nov 18 2011 06:19 pm
"'Take your daughter to work day.' Oh, that did not end well."
So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
Vaenamoenen
Joined: Mar 18 2010
Location: Tuonela
Posts: 299
Posted:
Nov 19 2011 04:23 am
atomjacked wrote:
Resident Evil, Barry "You were almost a Jill sandwich." and other lines of his.
Oh my god!
- What is it?
- It's blood.
That made me laugh so hard back then. There isn't even a hint of sarcasm in Barry's reply, as he's fiddling arround in a pool of blood and gives Jill his analysis.
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16127
Posted:
Nov 19 2011 04:25 am
anything GLaDOS says
and Cave Johnson.
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
Posts: 1297
Posted:
Nov 19 2011 12:03 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
Pretty much anything Cranky Kong says, ever.
QFT
"They can't keep this level of graphics up for much longer! We used to be lucky if we only got three shades of grey, let alone any real colors!"
"Look!...look at this!...as I rock, my beard swings! Waste of frames in my opinion!"
"I'm talking about when games were games."
"32 Megs? Back in my day, that would have made 30 games. And they'd have been good games, too!"
I love Cranky and his Fourth Wall breaking rants about modern gaming.
"'Take your daughter to work day.' Oh, that did not end well."
What game is that from?
Greg the White
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Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
Posted:
Nov 20 2011 11:23 pm
Skinr wrote:
Greg the White wrote:
"'Take your daughter to work day.' Oh, that did not end well."
What game is that from?
Wheatley says it in Portal 2. Mass Effect quotes:
Garrus: Over the years I've grown used to the smell of burning bodies.
Grunt: Anyone else hungry? No?
Garrus: You might want to keep comments like that to yourself, Grunt. Krogans are unpopular enough already.
Garrus: You know me, I always like to savor the last shot before popping the heat sink. [long, awkward pause] Wait... that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.
So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
Cameron
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Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4637
Posted:
Nov 21 2011 12:03 am
The mustard of your doom!
Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
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Posted:
Nov 21 2011 09:27 am
Most unintentionally funny dialogue to me.
As far as funniest real dialogue, I think the critical headshot readout text from fallout 1 and 2 was the best, something about "good night gracie".
taterfyrings
Joined: Sep 25 2009
Location: Bergen, Norway
Posts: 395
Posted:
Nov 21 2011 06:09 pm
Syd Lexia wrote:
Pretty much anything Cranky Kong says, ever.
I entered this thread wanting to say anything Stan from the Monkey Island-games says, but really, this is a much better answer. Cranky Kong is the man, I mean Ape!
Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
Posted:
Nov 21 2011 09:14 pm
Cameron wrote:
The mustard of your doom!
Anything that Fawful says, really.
"Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!"
Skinr
Title: Minituae Guru
Joined: Jul 17 2010
Location: Elsinore
Posts: 388
Posted:
Nov 22 2011 12:05 pm
I found that Dr. Wily (or Wahwee) thing on Audio Atrocities just a few days ago. I love how he misspeaks and has to correct himself at least twice.
And speaking of Sheogorath, have you seen him in Skyrim yet?
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
Posted:
Nov 22 2011 03:22 pm
The Dr. Wahwee guy sounds like one of those really old Brooklyn guys with a bunch of his teeth missing.
So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3112
Posted:
Nov 22 2011 11:08 pm
I know anyone who played Legacy of Time hated Arthur, but he had some good line (had to look some of these up):
"The good news is, I know why you don't know me. The bad news is, you were mindwiped."
"If we're going ballooning, I don't want to hang from this thing like some deranged Bond villain. So we could either attach the basket you found, or we could keep looking around and hope we find another basket with a CD player and leather interior."
[upon seeing Shangri-La buried under an avalanche]:
"Looks like the Grinch changed his mind about Whoville"
"Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded."
So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
Vaenamoenen
Joined: Mar 18 2010
Location: Tuonela
Posts: 299
Posted:
Nov 23 2011 04:50 am
Skinr
Title: Minituae Guru
Joined: Jul 17 2010
Location: Elsinore
Posts: 388
Posted:
Nov 24 2011 02:34 am
UsaSatsui wrote:
According to the instruction manual of Donkey Kong Country, he is.
