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The Worst Review Ever of the Worst Castlevania Game Ever


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classicâ„¢
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PostPosted: May 17 2007 09:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top



How old is this kid, 13? And the game is horrible.


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: May 17 2007 09:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The review and the game is hilarious.


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: May 17 2007 10:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I dunno, those N64 games were pretty terrible...


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Mr. Bomberman
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PostPosted: May 17 2007 10:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
I dunno, those N64 games were pretty terrible...


I didn't think they were.


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Delition
Title: That guy over there.
Joined: Mar 14 2007
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PostPosted: May 17 2007 10:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I always hate it when people give games bad reviews laced with useless swear words. It always seems rather pointless to me.

"This game fucking sucks, more than fucking anything that ever fucking sucked in the fucking shit-filled world. I swear, fucking anything is fucking better than playing this fucking shit-heap of a fucking game."

What is the point of having a 5 minute review of a game when 3 minutes of it is filled with useless swear words?

Edit: I've always liked the N64 ones. At least I like them better than "Circle of the Moon". I'm not sure why, but I've never liked it.


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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
Location: VA
PostPosted: May 17 2007 10:50 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Is that the Angry Nintendo Nerd or a copy cat? Some of his reviews are funny, like the TMNT and Bible Adventures ones.


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Syd Lexia
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Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
PostPosted: May 17 2007 10:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

It's a copycat. His name is jedite1. Listen to him ramble on like a fucking idiot about why he doesn't want to do game reviews anymore:

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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
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PostPosted: May 17 2007 11:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

AKA I need to go grow a wolverine beard


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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: May 18 2007 12:15 am Reply with quote Back to top

Delition wrote:
Edit: I've always liked the N64 ones. At least I like them better than "Circle of the Moon". I'm not sure why, but I've never liked it.


Blasphemy!


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Syd Lexia
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PostPosted: May 18 2007 08:47 am Reply with quote Back to top

I liked the N64 ones too, actually. Some of the post-Symphony PS ones have kinda sucked, though not as bad as Haunted Castle.
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Black Zarak
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PostPosted: May 18 2007 11:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
I liked the N64 ones too, actually. Some of the post-Symphony PS ones have kinda sucked, though not as bad as Haunted Castle.

The only recent one that was really not that cool was Harmony of Dissonance for the GBA. Lament of Innocence was kinda short but defintely a cool game and Curse of Darkness was really cool. The added ascpect of collecting rare materials to forge stronger weapons was cool, as was the Innocent Devil system.


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B.B.King
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PostPosted: May 18 2007 12:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

the worst part about this review is the kid's whiny fucking voice. It pierced my brain.


I am a worthless piece of crap.
 
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FNJ
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PostPosted: May 19 2007 01:19 pm Reply with quote Back to top

at least the music is cool


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Sock
Title: Master Fornicator
Joined: Mar 12 2006
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PostPosted: May 19 2007 02:31 pm Reply with quote Back to top

PhreQuencYViii wrote:
AKA I need to go grow a wolverine beard

Just 'cause some people can't rock the chops doesn't mean you should knock 'em, foo'.


There never was an image here, what the fuck are you talking about?
 
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PhreQuencYViii
Title: olololol
Joined: Jul 25 2006
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PostPosted: May 19 2007 03:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Lol! Your right, I'm just jealous I can't sport the fangs. Sad


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