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Hacker
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Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Well I showed them!
Taking into account drinks at work, cans, cups, and bottles not in this picture. This is about half to 3/4ths of what I've drunken over the last two weeks.
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Douche McCallister
Moderator
Title: DOO-SHAY
Joined: Jan 26 2007
Location: Private Areas
Posts: 5672
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OH NOES! Zelda_God has taken over Hacker's account!
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Hello early onset of Adult Diabetes...
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Mr. Spidersquid
Title: title?
Joined: Jun 28 2011
Location: In your mind
Posts: 121
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I think you have confused "couldn't" with "shouldn't" again.
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Tallest: "You made them worse!"
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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Meh, now THIS is trying to live off Coke
Fried Coke is frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter which is deep-fried and then topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry. It was introduced by inventor Abel Gonzales, Jr., at the 2006 State Fair of Texas where it won the title of "Most Creative" in the second annual judged competition among food vendors. It proved very popular in Texas, selling 10,000 cups in the first two weeks. In 2009, Fried Coke was featured on the Travel Channel's Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. Fried Coke is estimated to have 830 Calories (3,500 kJ) per cup.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
Posts: 3207
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You should buy some awesome rewards with all those coke points 
Furthermore fried coke looks like a cup full of turds
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Hacker
Banned
Joined: Sep 13 2008
Posts: 3129
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eh, I don't use coke points.
but maybe I should
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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eh, I don't use coke points.
but maybe I should |
Over the years, I've used the codes to get my sister's wedding gift (A grill), a set of mixing bowls for my mother, more than a few pairs of movie tickets, a 2 GB flash drive, and an 8 GB MP3 Player/Hard Drive.
Obviously working at a place like a gas station helped me out a lot with accumulating points.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
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Congratulations! You win insulin!
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Drew Linky
Wizard
Joined: Jun 12 2009
Posts: 4209
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I'd call you out on that much soda, but then I'd be a hypocrite. I probably drink twice that much.
Needless to say, if I die at the age of 25, you all know what happened.
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Sehkmaenzo
Joined: Jun 29 2010
Posts: 1818
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Hacker killed you so he could be the Number 1 Sydlexian Coke Chugger?
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JimmyLazer
Title: Always bored
Joined: Feb 07 2009
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 216
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I drink so much coke I built a 2 foot tall pyramid of coke cans in my basement.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
Posts: 4226
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I am known by people in my town for my Coke addiction. I had a friend who was an alcoholic and he had a beer truck make deliveries to his house, while I had the coke truck stop by. At one point in time I even had a soda fountain and would get the Coke syrup delivered, but I got carried away with putting the syrup in all sorts of food you shouldn't put it in/on. I have calmed down a bit, but I used to drink easily four 12 packs a day. In my opinion, the best Coke is the Mexican variety in a glass bottle.
I don't have any health issues currently, but I do expect one day to just explode.
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Drew Linky
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Joined: Jun 12 2009
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I am known by people in my town for my Coke addiction. I had a friend who was an alcoholic and he had a beer truck make deliveries to his house, while I had the coke truck stop by. At one point in time I even had a soda fountain and would get the Coke syrup delivered, but I got carried away with putting the syrup in all sorts of food you shouldn't put it in/on. I have calmed down a bit, but I used to drink easily four 12 packs a day. In my opinion, the best Coke is the Mexican variety in a glass bottle.
I don't have any health issues currently, but I do expect one day to just explode. |
Stuff like this makes it so that I get angry when people say I'll get health problems later in life from drinking all the soda I do. It's probably true though.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| Drew Linky wrote: |
| atomjacked wrote: |
I am known by people in my town for my Coke addiction. I had a friend who was an alcoholic and he had a beer truck make deliveries to his house, while I had the coke truck stop by. At one point in time I even had a soda fountain and would get the Coke syrup delivered, but I got carried away with putting the syrup in all sorts of food you shouldn't put it in/on. I have calmed down a bit, but I used to drink easily four 12 packs a day. In my opinion, the best Coke is the Mexican variety in a glass bottle.
I don't have any health issues currently, but I do expect one day to just explode. |
Stuff like this makes it so that I get angry when people say I'll get health problems later in life from drinking all the soda I do. It's probably true though. |
I have probably been told by at least 1000 people that I will get diabetes. I also get a lot of "That shit will kill you." I end up telling quite a few people to fuck off.
Also, everyone has health problems later in life, the major one being DEATH.
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Murdar Machene
New Member
Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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All bottled sodas are superior because they use cane sugar (sucrose) instead of fructose.
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@om*d
Title: Dorakyura
Joined: Jul 10 2010
Location: Castlevania
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| All bottled sodas are superior because they use cane sugar (sucrose) instead of fructose. |
American Coca-Cola contains high fructose corn syrup, not cane sugar, even in the bottles, both plastic and glass. Most other countries in the world use cane sugar for Coca-Cola, though.
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Mr. Satire
Joined: Jun 08 2010
Location: Termina Field
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Hacker, what you're doing isn't living off Coca-Cola. Living off Coca-Cola would mean only consuming Coca-Cola. I am pretty sure you consume more than Coca-Cola. You're just consuming a lot of Coca-Cola, alongside the consumption of other food products.
Can I say Coca-Cola enough here?
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Murdar Machene
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Title: bimmy
Joined: Nov 06 2005
Location: the black warriors turf
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| All bottled sodas are superior because they use cane sugar (sucrose) instead of fructose. |
American Coca-Cola contains high fructose corn syrup, not cane sugar, even in the bottles, both plastic and glass. Most other countries in the world use cane sugar for Coca-Cola, though. |
Who buys american glass bottled colas, we know the inside will still be poopoo. You gotta buy the mexican stuff, yo. If I say glass bottled soda (or anyone I know says it, for that matter) I mean the mexican variety. Why bother drinking the same thing from glass unless you need a prison shank to stab whoever sold you sub par beverages?
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Cameron
Title: :O � O:
Joined: Feb 01 2008
Location: St. Louis, MO
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Scotto Salami, I highly recommend you stop drinking that much soda. My dad drinks that much diet coke all the time. and he's literally had over two dozen kidney stones in his lifetime (many of them having to be surgically removed).
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16135
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meh... most everyone will succumb to death later on in life.
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Wait, deep fried coke?
I have seen horrifying things put in deep fryers at fairgrounds in my time. I think that one might just take the cake.
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Syd Lexia
Site Admin
Title: Pop Culture Junkie
Joined: Jul 30 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| Furthermore fried coke looks like a cup full of turds |
I really thought it was a cup of poo until I read the post.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| atomjacked wrote: |
| Murdar Machene wrote: |
| All bottled sodas are superior because they use cane sugar (sucrose) instead of fructose. |
American Coca-Cola contains high fructose corn syrup, not cane sugar, even in the bottles, both plastic and glass. Most other countries in the world use cane sugar for Coca-Cola, though. |
Who buys american glass bottled colas, we know the inside will still be poopoo. You gotta buy the mexican stuff, yo. If I say glass bottled soda (or anyone I know says it, for that matter) I mean the mexican variety. Why bother drinking the same thing from glass unless you need a prison shank to stab whoever sold you sub par beverages? |
Pick up some local Coke during Passover season.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_formula#Kosher_Coca-Cola
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