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WARcactus
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PostPosted: Oct 11 2011 01:19 am Reply with quote Back to top

Ill start.... So I worked at a large store that sold just about everything, clothes food, electronics ect... I worked in the clothes department, mainly cleaning changing rooms, puting away clothes and stuff. So I walk into one of the mens changing rooms and there was a large piles of clothes on the floor, so what right? Well I went in to start sorting through these clothes and the stench hit me. it smells like human poo. Sure enough, I look and somome had taken a dump on the pile of clothes. Thats not even the worst part. I looked on the back of the changing room door where theres a tall mirror and somone had written on the mirror in poo. it looked like somone had taken a turd and used it as a pencil! oh man... I quit as soon as I saw that.
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PostPosted: Oct 11 2011 02:05 am Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah uh... I got nothing on that. As much as I complain about my job there's no poo shenanigans.



 
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PostPosted: Oct 11 2011 07:18 am Reply with quote Back to top

I'm sure the person had a perfectly good reason for doing that. If you'd have kept your nose to the grindstone, perhaps by now you'd be the guy who tells the other guys to go clean up the piles of poo.


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PostPosted: Oct 11 2011 12:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Worst boss I ever had? Syd Lexia. He's so fucking lazy.
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PostPosted: Oct 11 2011 05:22 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Worst jobs? This one:

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King
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PostPosted: Oct 12 2011 08:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

DAMN, while untimely, rings with a bit of truth

anywho

my worst job would either be working in a sawmill 10 hours a day, 5 days a week, for about 2 1/2 weeks one summer, loading hot lumber freshly cut from logs in the ripping department, saw blades literally near 2 stories tall, burning yourself on the conveyor belt that is made of chain, hot from the friction, quit that job when we consistently would get our breaks 2 hours late, and not supposed to stop often for water or the bathroom

worked in high school a few summers at a boy scout camp, one summer in which I had to clean the bathrooms at the pool during cub scout (as opposed to boy scout being older in age) weeks, when a toilet clogs and they keep using it until it is spilling on the floor

or, the cause of me being in college now again, that my first run at college working in a warehouse full time while going to college and having a high lift drive onto and crush my right foot, which I am sure many of the people here that have been around a long time know, caused me in the end to lose my big toe and part of my right foot, and that I walk with a cane


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PostPosted: Oct 12 2011 11:08 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I admit that the two jobs I've had in my life aren't really that bad. The first was Dairy Queen, which sucked only because I sucked (at fast-paced work, that is). Working in the Produce department of the local Wal-mart really isn't bad at all; I don't have to deal with half (or really even most) of the crap that everybody else does, and the managers generally let me do my own thing as long as I'm actually doing something, which is exactly how I like it.


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PostPosted: Oct 12 2011 11:29 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Ha I worked at Dairy Queen as my first job ever. Got fired for insubordination. Some one crapped all over the bathroom and the guy training me told me I have to clean it. I said there is no way in hell. The next day I got a call from the manager telling me not to come in.

Then I moved on to working as a dishwasher at a local breakfast place. Only worked 2 days a week Saturday and Sunday mornings. It sucked so bad. Sweating over the sink washing dishes with caked eggs and napkins stuck to plates with syrup dried on it. Also had to boil peel and cut patatos for home fries. My hands were cut to shit.

Then I moved to ChiChis before it went out of business. Also horrible I was a busboy and basically had to go around and do the normal duties plus wash dishes, plus sing happy birthday, plus be barback getting kegs and supplying tables with chips. Doesn't sound bad but I called in frequently and never worked a full day there. Fuck that place.

Luckily I got a job at FuncoLand after that.


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PostPosted: Oct 13 2011 11:59 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well I've only worked at one place so that could be my worst and best job

At first I bagged groceries for a long time, then I got trained as a cashier and worked maybe twice as one. Bagged groceries all the while being able to cashier.
Then I got an offer to move over to the meat department where I work. Well I took it without thinking
I work 24 hours a week, 3 days a week for 8 hours starting at 5 AM and ending at 1 PM. When i get there I have to stock the fish case for 3-4 hours then the rest of the time is spent stocking the frozen stuff we order, corn dogs, burritos, frozen fish stuff, ETC.

Some days it can be awesome, days like tomorrow where I have to put tags on like a billion turkey suck.

My boss... well he calls himself a jackass, and when he has to tell people when and where they messed up he mildly over reacts a tiny bit, but he makes sure you know you messed up but I don't think he truly hates anyone of us that work for him.

And I'd by lying if I said I didn't deserve being told I messed up a couple of times, but other times it was because I'm a bit under trained.

I'll be honest, I think I'm under payed. I make 7.50 and I feel I should be making 8.00 if not 8.50 an hour. Minimum wage in Utah is 7.25
Apart from stocking the fish case, and stocking a chunk of the frozen isle I take care of our freezer, face the stuff on the shelves, make shelf tags, order product that I stock, and keep the coffin (the big giant tub looking thing in a grocery store that's full of food) stocked as well as a small little section on a wall at the other end of the store, all in 8 hours. If I manage to get all those things done, then I have to help tray meat up for the rest of the time I'm there. Which I have done a few times.

Also, stocking the isle isn't just putting stuff on shelves, I have to go grab a giant pallet stocked with stuff from the giant freezer (Most of it isn't even mine.) and then stack it all onto a 6 wheeler and then put it on the isle.
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 06:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

Is it a fresh fish case?
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 06:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

Fresh and frozen yeah.
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 06:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

Fresh and frozen, or fresh and previously frozen? Are you responsible for putting all the fish in empty case in the morning and making sure it looks nice? If so, then yes, you should definitely be making more than 25 cents over minimum wage.
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 08:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

A lot of these stories deal with shit so here's mine...

I had a summer job working for a company that made milk evaporators. Well someone had the idea to use evaporator technology to treat sewage water and they built a test facility. Every day, it was my job to clean shit out of approximately 100 pipes with a giant wire brush thingy. And there was no roof on the place so when it rained the ground got covered with this soggy shit mixture and I'd get it all over my shoes. Even worse was the smell of hot, baked shit when it was really hot.

But I was making $10/hour and this was in 1998 when minimum wage was $4.25/hour so I put up with the shit.
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 03:26 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Syd Lexia wrote:
Fresh and frozen, or fresh and previously frozen? Are you responsible for putting all the fish in empty case in the morning and making sure it looks nice? If so, then yes, you should definitely be making more than 25 cents over minimum wage.

Fresh and frozen. As in I have fish that was stored in a cooler after we got it, and fish that was frozen when we got it, and yes putting it in an empty case in morning.

The steps I have to do with that are
Clean the inside, put trays in the bottom of the case, fill gaps, then put a small car trunks worth of ice into the fish case, after that I have to go get the fresh fish and any frozen fish I need to put out (this includes shrimp and crab) and stock it and make it look nice in the case. I also put out kale to make the fish case look nicer.
After that I put the fish from the previous day that I didn't put back in into trays and log all the fresh fish I put into the case. It doesn't seem like a lot but it can take 3-4 hours depending on how fast I work
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 03:58 pm Reply with quote Back to top

King wrote:
my worst job would either be working in a sawmill 10 hours a day, 5 days a week, for about 2 1/2 weeks one summer, loading hot lumber freshly cut from logs in the ripping department, saw blades literally near 2 stories tall, burning yourself on the conveyor belt that is made of chain, hot from the friction, quit that job when we consistently would get our breaks 2 hours late, and not supposed to stop often for water or the bathroom

Ah yes, but did you have to work a Night Shift that involved cleaning out the cellar, that had been infested with rats the size of Jabba the Hutt, that then ate several members of your crew including your boss? Because if not, you have NOTHING to complain about.

/joke

I'm pretty damn lucky in that I haven't ever had a job that bad. I've had poo related jobs--I worked on a ranch for a couple years, and cleaned out several dozen animal pens a day in addition to training horses and such--but I loved every second of it so there's no way it counts. (Well okay, except cleaning the cow's pens. Horse poop actually smells quite nice--sweet, even. Cow poo just sucks.) Really, the worst job was just as a Target cashier. It wasn't really that bad, just tiring, and we weren't allowed to sit down or even lean against anything, even when no customers were around. But that's mild compared to most things here.


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 04:01 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
Horse poop actually smells quite nice--sweet, even

New sig.

But seriously, I was raised on a farm. Animal feces just doesn't affect me. Except Turkey shit. Bitches don't know nothin' 'bout no Turkey shit.


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 04:06 pm Reply with quote Back to top

joshwoodzy wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
Horse poop actually smells quite nice--sweet, even

New sig.

But seriously, I was raised on a farm. Animal feces just doesn't affect me. Except Turkey shit. Bitches don't know nothin' 'bout no Turkey shit.

Well it DOES, at least after it's dried a bit. Just smells like the hay they eat (and hay smells very nice.) I never did get how different it was to deal with cleaning up after horses and cows. They eat the same damn thing. Ah well.

I will clean up after a dozen turkeys before I clean up after one pig though. God that was ugly. (Fortunately we didn't have many, and I usually worked with the bigger animals.)


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 04:13 pm Reply with quote Back to top

SoldierHawk wrote:
I will clean up after a dozen turkeys before I clean up after one pig though.

The farms around here use Turkey shit as fertilizer though, so it's not a dozen Turkeys, it's more like 1000 Turkeys worth of fecal matter.


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 04:21 pm Reply with quote Back to top

joshwoodzy wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
I will clean up after a dozen turkeys before I clean up after one pig though.

The farms around here use Turkey shit as fertilizer though, so it's not a dozen Turkeys, it's more like 1000 Turkeys worth of fecal matter.

Yeah, that officially sucks. There's a chicken farm not too far from where I live now, and when the wind is right and you catch a whiff, it's gag-inducing. I imagine 1000 turkeys are pretty much like that.


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 04:24 pm Reply with quote Back to top

The worst farm smells where I grew up were either the chicken renderings (guts, shit, ground bones etc.) from the chicken plants in my area (bell & evans, pennfield, college hill, purdue, purina (for pet food of course) etc.) turned into liquid fertilizer after having been stewed with either cow manure or pig manure OR

Worst smelling shit ever had to be Quail, we had a farm that raised them free range for fancier restaurants, free range my ass by the way, anyway smelled like sour milk and the inside of an ass


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 04:28 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I love how this changed from "worst jobs" to "worst smelling animal shit".


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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 07:09 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Alright, Douche, as a fellow PA DQ worker, I went through the "customer shit all over the bathroom walls" routine, but I'll raise you with "I spent 20 minutes unclogging the toilet after someone flushed a tampon."

Worst job so far would be a dream job for most. I worked as a clerk for one of the most prestigious attorneys in my area (in a college party town, that means something). My days consisted almost entirely of talking to frat boys with DUIs who didn't understand the justice system, and pedophiles who insisted that the 3 gigs of kiddy porn on their computers was from a virus.


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Greg the White wrote:
Alright, Douche, as a fellow PA DQ worker, I went through the "customer shit all over the bathroom walls" routine, but I'll raise you with "I spent 20 minutes unclogging the toilet after someone flushed a tampon."

Worst job so far would be a dream job for most. I worked as a clerk for one of the most prestigious attorneys in my area (in a college party town, that means something). My days consisted almost entirely of talking to frat boys with DUIs who didn't understand the justice system, and pedophiles who insisted that the 3 gigs of kiddy porn on their computers was from a virus.

... No, that sounds like a horrible job.
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PostPosted: Oct 14 2011 10:02 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Still think my in fact crippling accident has to give me this for the win, hehe


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PostPosted: Oct 24 2011 06:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

Blackout wrote:
Yeah uh... I got nothing on that. As much as I complain about my job there's no poo shenanigans.

Agreed, username. I have never had to deal with poo either, thankfully.
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