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lab chimps see daylight for first time in 30 years


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PostPosted: Sep 11 2011 02:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

This is kinda fucked up.

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Like prisoners emerging from a lifetime behind bars, a group of chimpanzees step blinking into the sunlight with what appears for all the world to be a wave and a smile.
And they have much to be joyful about. For this is the first time they have felt grass under their feet and breathed fresh air for 30 years.
Though a few of the chimps were born in captivity, most were kidnapped from African jungles as babies and flown to Europe, where they were locked in metal laboratory cages to be used in a long series of experiments.

Horrifyingly, their mothers - who would usually raise them for six years - were all slaughtered.
The aim of the firm that bought them was to find a vaccine to combat Aids. Because chimps share 99per cent of the gene code of man, they seemed natural subjects for study.

But that meant they suffered terrible cruelties in the years that followed, including being injected with the HIV virus.
Hooked up to machines and pumped full of chemicals, they were truly prisoners of utter despair. With no stimulation, no nurturing love and no hope, many were driven to the brink of madness and sometimes beyond.

But their ordeal finally ended on Tuesday when the 38 surviving chimps were released into a £3million sanctuary in Austria, allowing them to feel the nurturing contact of their fellow chimps after years of being separated by bars and bullet-proof glass.
Now, Susi, David, Clyde, Lingoa, Moritz and all the others will be free to enjoy the remainder of their lives together, thanks to the unstinting efforts of a 59-year-old conservationist named Michael Aufhauser.
The founder of an animal charity that operates in four European countries, he oversaw the construction of the sanctuary outside Vienna, which is built on the site of a defunct safari park.

‘Who knows what scars they carry on the inside,’ says Mr Aufhauser.


‘They are all traumatised to greater or lesser degrees. Two of them died before the reserve was finished, but at least those that are left will have a quality of life that was unthinkable when they were prisoners of the lab.
‘Some chimpanzees were infected with the HIV virus. Of course, they became HIV positive. But none of them, not here in Austria or anywhere else in the world, developed full-blown Aids. Therefore, the programme was useless. It achieved absolutely nothing.’

Several years ago, the giant American pharmaceutical company Baxter took over the Austrian laboratory, and immediately announced it had no intention of continuing the testing programme.

More than that, its bosses decided the firm had a moral responsibility to improve the life of the chimps, who can live to the age of 50 or 60.
They were moved to an indoor shelter in a safari park, but when it went into liquidation in 2004 the building of an outdoor sanctuary was stopped and the animals were forced to spend several more years in cages.
But no longer. ‘At last,’ says Mr Aufhauser. ‘They will have some dignity and some fun for what remains of their lives.’


I'm not sure how to post video so I'll just link to this:
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lavalarva
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PostPosted: Sep 11 2011 03:17 am Reply with quote Back to top

Europe tends to be a shithole for animal rights.

This was stupid anyway. AIDS came from monkeys in the first place, and they're resistant to the virus.
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PostPosted: Sep 11 2011 09:57 am Reply with quote Back to top

I was very worried that releasing HIV-positive monkeys into a sanctuary with other monkeys could be bad. Happily, the article explained it was not.
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PostPosted: Sep 11 2011 11:58 am Reply with quote Back to top

It's good to see them finally enjoying themselves. Stories like this make me cringe.


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PostPosted: Sep 11 2011 01:10 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Don't worry Syd, I'm sure they distributed pamphlets on safe sex and free condoms to all the other chimps in the area first.


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PostPosted: Sep 11 2011 06:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Don't worry Syd, I'm sure they distributed pamphlets on safe sex and free condoms to all the other chimps in the area first.

Even better. Monkey promise rings. That will make sure nothing happens.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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PostPosted: Sep 12 2011 06:49 am Reply with quote Back to top

Monkey Promise Rings is going to be my new indie rock band.
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PostPosted: Sep 12 2011 10:22 am Reply with quote Back to top

How to not contract HIV and get AIDS? This video contains some good tips and is also fucking hilarious.

Possibly NSFW



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PostPosted: Sep 13 2011 01:16 am Reply with quote Back to top

Greg the White wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
Don't worry Syd, I'm sure they distributed pamphlets on safe sex and free condoms to all the other chimps in the area first.

Even better. Monkey promise rings. That will make sure nothing happens.

Let's not kid ourselves, monkeys are going to have sex and the only responsible thing to do as humans is to make sure they're being safe.


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PostPosted: Sep 13 2011 08:36 am Reply with quote Back to top

Black Zarak wrote:
Greg the White wrote:
Black Zarak wrote:
Don't worry Syd, I'm sure they distributed pamphlets on safe sex and free condoms to all the other chimps in the area first.

Even better. Monkey promise rings. That will make sure nothing happens.

Let's not kid ourselves, monkeys are going to have sex and the only responsible thing to do as humans is to make sure they're being safe.

You Monkey Secular Progressives are what's killing traditional Judeo-Christian Monkey-American Values.


So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind.
 
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PostPosted: Sep 13 2011 10:04 am Reply with quote Back to top

Look, it starts with monkey promise rings, but the next thing you know, they'll want to open a museum where early monkeys are depicted living alongside dinosaurs and they'll be arguing that monkey evolution shouldn't be taught in schools!


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PostPosted: Sep 13 2011 12:04 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I love you guys so much. Laughing
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