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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
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Good luck!! 
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Be sure to show up for the interview with a bottle opener hanging out of your pocket and confetti in your hair, and request your vacation up front as well as a corner office near the fire exit with an explanation that you like to duck out really early on Fridays. 
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
Posts: 517
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| Be sure to show up for the interview with a bottle opener hanging out of your pocket and confetti in your hair, and request your vacation up front as well as a corner office near the fire exit with an explanation that you like to duck out really early on Fridays. |
what he said
also... show up 10 mins late and laugh at really inappropriate times
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6113
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| Best of luck. And if it turns out to be a scam Team Hawk will be unleashed with full force. |
Team Hawk had better assemble, cuz it turns out they're lying bastards. It's a commission-only based sales job, that incidentally involves a little bit of journalism.
Fuck you, blatantly and deliberately misleading job posts, for wasting a week of my life. Fuck you so. Fucking. Much.
FUCK!
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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wow. total weaksauce.
that sucks dood. keep your head up though. you'll eventually find something you like doing.
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King
Title: CTE
Joined: Apr 27 2008
Location: Harrisburg, PA
Posts: 1506
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I hate that shit, I had a similar interview a while back that advertised as an opening for a recruiter, which I have done for some time now, and it actually was a job that was only paid on hires, and what constituted a hire wasn't someone that was actually hired for a job, but some poor bastard that paid there money for a shitty insurance training course that taught them nothing, and they would still have to pay on their own for the state licensing exam.
My angrily shaking fist and condolences go out to ya Hawk, angry fist for the asses that posted that lie of a job ad
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
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Rabble Rabble Rabble!
That sucks Hawk 
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
Posts: 1087
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That job you describe sounds shockingly like something my ex-girlfriend did for a summer. Definitely did a double take there for a moment.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
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Do they have a fax machine? Black fax attack them if you're feeling particularly vengeful. 
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
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| Do they have a fax machine? Black fax attack them if you're feeling particularly vengeful. |
hehe. so many times i have considered doing that to customers
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