I was picking guavas and I saw a twinkling. I thought it was a firefly. I picked it up and felt that it was moving; when I looked at it I knew that it was a fairy godmother.
So says a bricklayer in Guadalajara, Mexico, who swiftly placed the fairy in formaldehyde so everyone can come and see it, which they have. Actually, Jose Maldonado is currently unemployed, so he’s charging “donations” from visitors eager to see the little lady. And that’s a wise move, considering he’s already had 3,000 folks stop by.
“I’ve seen everything and, yes, I believe the fairy is real,” said one visitor. We believe it, too, because the fairy looks like Tinkerbell, and, well, what other fairy do you know? …There you go!
Looks like some version of Wasp from the Heroclix game to me.
"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
I am NOT going to believe fairies are real. No matter what anyone says.
LOL! This is a Top 3 Forum Quote of the Year.
Okay, so a dude finds his fairy godmother and proceeds to kill it? What a dick.
That's what I thought! "Holy shit, I just found a real line creature everyone thought was extinct! Kill it, quick!"
It's either kill it, or listen to it.
"Hey! Look! Listen! Watch Out!"
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Klimbatize
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Posted:
Aug 20 2011 02:37 pm
Thunderhorse wrote:
SoldierHawk wrote:
Klimbatize wrote:
Mr. Satire wrote:
I am NOT going to believe fairies are real. No matter what anyone says.
LOL! This is a Top 3 Forum Quote of the Year.
Okay, so a dude finds his fairy godmother and proceeds to kill it? What a dick.
That's what I thought! "Holy shit, I just found a real line creature everyone thought was extinct! Kill it, quick!"
It's either kill it, or listen to it.
"Hey! Look! Listen! Watch Out!"
Naw, fairy godmothers turn you into a princess and shit. This dude could have ridden in a giant pumpkin if he played his cards right. Instead he gets a few thousand bucks for showing off the corpse to his countrymen. Bad trade, in my opinion.
