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Haddox
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Title: Pirate
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PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 05:02 am Reply with quote Back to top

From: "Laura Vaccarelli" <lav50da@usadatanet.net>
Date: Tue, April 24, 2007 2:34 pm
To: haddox@sydlexia.com


just so u no girls vaginas do bleed for a reason belive me because im a female they
bleed because they are getting rid of any eggs that have not been fertilized my a
sperm
therefore they bleed them out.

p.s ur website sucks its full of totally wrong info
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
Location: Where my computer is.
PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 09:29 am Reply with quote Back to top

Wow, that person's a winner.
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UltimateFierce
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Joined: Jan 17 2007
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PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 10:11 am Reply with quote Back to top

Am I happy or am I annoyed?

I am confused... Bell Bell


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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 11:48 am Reply with quote Back to top

I don't know what to think.

...awesome?


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jonnymorgue
Title: Nothing Special
Joined: Oct 25 2006
PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 11:51 am Reply with quote Back to top

Well that's all bullshit. We know why women bleed like that. It's because they're all full of dirty, rotten lies, and when the lies compact so much, the body starts to reject them. Bell
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Tishwitch
Title: PornStarExtraordinaire
Joined: Jul 01 2006
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PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 05:07 pm Reply with quote Back to top

jonnymorgue wrote:
Well that's all bullshit. We know why women bleed like that. It's because they're all full of dirty, rotten lies, and when the lies compact so much, the body starts to reject them. Bell


Die. Very Happy


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Chrisby
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PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 05:20 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think jonnymorgue may have won the internet a third time.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 05:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I agree.


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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: Apr 25 2007 07:51 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Only the influence of Satan can allow anything to bleed for five days and not die.
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Mr. Bomberman
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Title: (still) token black.
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PostPosted: Apr 28 2007 01:34 am Reply with quote Back to top

Wow. Just wow.


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FNJ
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PostPosted: Apr 28 2007 07:53 am Reply with quote Back to top

I sent her a message. let's see what develops.

is it tru that u bleed out uv ur vagina becuz u dont have sperm in ur aygz? i here that u r a woman so i wanted 2 ask u about it.

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B.B.King
Title: Total Fucking Loser
Joined: Aug 25 2005
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PostPosted: Apr 28 2007 01:11 pm Reply with quote Back to top

vaginal blood drips share the medicinal properties of a Vietnamese womans sweet eye juices.


we must begin the harvest!


I am a worthless piece of crap.
 
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Haddox
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Title: Pirate
Joined: May 11 2006
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PostPosted: May 03 2007 11:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

And another one:

Hey!! I was looking through some Barney pictures on the internet and your
website popped up. Are you actually out of your mind? Barney isn't dead. The
only way that Barney could be dead is if the person that dressed up as him
died!!!!! Do you really believe that Barney was real? Come on. My two year
old loves Barney and so does my 9 year old and my 6 year old. If they were
looking at the same barney pictures as I was and that site was to pop up,
their heart would be torn out. You really need to come to reality and
consider children's feeling instead of worrying about getting money or just
being CRAZY!!!!!

If you have any thing that you want to say back please feel free to e-mail
me back at this address:

barbara.katydidashley07 at gmail.com

You really are SICK!!!!!!!!!
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Chrisby
Joined: Mar 31 2006
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PostPosted: May 03 2007 11:23 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Yeah because we all know how well Syd pays Haddox to be "CRAZY". Rolling Eyes

People this dumb shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. The fact that she has children is frightening to me.
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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
Joined: Jul 24 2006
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PostPosted: May 03 2007 11:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Seriously. What a fucktard. Barney is a rapist, and kids should know that the bastard's not around to touch them in the no-no spot.

But seriously, this lady is fucking retarded.


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Valdronius
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Joined: Aug 22 2005
Location: The Great White North
PostPosted: May 03 2007 11:44 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Isn't validation wonderful? How does it taste Haddox? I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy.


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A Hispanic dude living in Arizona knows a lot of Latinas? That's fucking odd.

 
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S. McCracken
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PostPosted: May 04 2007 12:47 pm Reply with quote Back to top

For the love of God, email her back.


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Haddox
Flying Hellfish
Title: Pirate
Joined: May 11 2006
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PostPosted: May 04 2007 03:49 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Here's what I sent her back:

I think you need to chillax, sweetheart. You seem awfully angry and I will
pray to Jesus that you find peace. Thank you for writing, and may Jesus
love you as he loves me.

Love always,

Charles M. Haddox

I baited her with a condescending opening line, then immediately invoked Jesus. If she takes the bait, this could be awesome.
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Haddox
Flying Hellfish
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PostPosted: May 04 2007 05:16 pm Reply with quote Back to top

And the reply:

If you are thinking that I like Barney you really are crazy. My kids love
Barney. If you are going to pray to Jesus to help me find peace. I think
that you need to pray that He will let you realize how kids are going to
feel if they were to actually see your website. It would absolutely break
their hearts. I'm not writing on behalf of my kids only, I'm writing on
behalf of all the kids that will see your website. You know if you are a
christian, and you know the Lord then you would realize that the Bible
speaks about offending little kids. As a matter of fact if you will get your
Bible out and turn to the 18th Chapter in the Book of Matthew to the 6th
verse, you will find that it reads:

But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were
better for him that a milllstone were hanged around his neck, and that he
were drowned in the depth of the sea.

So in closure I would like for you to pray and ask God to let you know if
what you put on your website is right or wrong. Then e-mail me back and let
me know. E-mail me back as soon as you get this and let me know what you
thought about what I wrote you this time.

I have every right to say what I have.

Very Upset for the children,
Barbara Ellis
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Mr. Bomberman
2009 Forum Champion
Title: (still) token black.
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PostPosted: May 04 2007 05:25 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Idiot.


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Haddox
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PostPosted: May 04 2007 05:32 pm Reply with quote Back to top

My second reply:

I doubt your sincerity and your motives. If you are so "upset for the children", then why do you quote Matthew? If we were to believe Matthew, Christ wanted us to do very bad things. You quote Matthew 18:6, but have you ever read that whole chapter of the Bible? Take a look at Matthew 18:5, where Jesus is quoted as saying the following:

"And whoso shall receive one such little child in my name receiveth me."

In this verse, Jesus is saying that only way to receive His love is to engage in sexual relations with a child. Such abominations obviously never came from the mouth of Christ, which means that Matthew must be a liar and a fraud. We must reject Matthew's gospel. Instead, we should look to a REAL apostle, Paul. In Corinthians 13:11, Paul writes the following:

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

Paul tells us we must put away childish things and that is what I have done. You should be ashamed of yourself. Instead of following the true teachings of Christ, you quote a man who portrays Christ as a pedophile. You are disgusting.


Love always,

Charles M. Haddox
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Cattivo
Joined: Apr 14 2006
Location: Lake Michigan
PostPosted: May 04 2007 05:36 pm Reply with quote Back to top

I think I'm gonna blow a funny fuse from that, a la Cartman.
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Tebor
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PostPosted: May 04 2007 09:15 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Haddox

YOU DA MAN!!!

Seriously, that is the most funny, intelligent reply I've ever read. God bless you, man!


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Tishwitch
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PostPosted: May 04 2007 10:45 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Well... the Dominican was cool... but this is just PRICELESS!


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Char Aznable
Title: Char Classic™
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PostPosted: May 06 2007 06:55 pm Reply with quote Back to top

Har! But seriously, this lady needs some valium. And a bullet wound.


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