This is VERY old, but pretty damn funny.
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http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/swflash.html
My favorite lines: It's god! Aim for his head!
"Set your blaster to Date-Rape!"
"You want me to take a crap in my hand and throw it at them? Because I will."
"Jew!"
"Take her to the prison and punch her in the neck. I'd do it myself, but I'm her father."
"Well, let's find the nearest Jawa transporter and kill everything aboard. You got any gum?"
And best of all, this:
Uncle Owen "That boy has got to get a girlfriend. He's been in that garage with those pleasure droids for six hours straight."
Aunt Beru "I hate him and everything he stands for. He'll soon be dead, and we'll be all the happier."
Luke: "Dudes,
I'm right here. Man fuck you guys, I'm gonna go get another rimjob from that fagbot."
I also love the Resevoir Dogs reference.