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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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Greg the White
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Location: Pennsylvania
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I bet Alex was all like:
"Looks like the Price is Wr-" oh, wait.
"Survey Says: you're f-" crap, wrong again.
"You are the weake-" dammit.
I got nothing.
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
Posts: 7287
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I bet Alex was all like:
"Looks like the Price is Wr-" oh, wait.
"Survey Says: you're f-" crap, wrong again.
"You are the weake-" dammit.
I got nothing. |
Just chase the guy, screaming in rhythm to the Final Jeopardy tune.
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"Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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Ghandi
Title: Alexz Aficionado
Joined: May 21 2008
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Adrock4
Title: Mostly Lurks, Now
Joined: Sep 13 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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Hopefully he didn't put his life in [SPOILER:c0e01e3a51]JEOPARDY (AHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO CLEVER)[/SPOILER:c0e01e3a51]
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Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
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"You'll take Ass beating for 500."
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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lol at the comments.
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it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times |
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Thunderhorse
Title: This is DELICIOUS!
Joined: Dec 29 2009
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
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I'm sorry, but you didn't phrase your robbery in the form of a question.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
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that mustve been one bitch ass burglar. running away from a geriatric tv show host who has a philosophy degree
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Optimist With Doubts
Title: Titlating
Joined: Dec 17 2007
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It was a 56 year old woman.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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you dont fuck with trebek
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Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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| Greg the White wrote: |
I bet Alex was all like:
"Looks like the Price is Wr-" oh, wait.
"Survey Says: you're f-" crap, wrong again.
"You are the weake-" dammit.
I got nothing. |
Just chase the guy, screaming in rhythm to the Final Jeopardy tune. |
I just imagine Trebek looking at the guy the second he bursts into the home. Then Trebek puts down his flute of grappa, inhales deeply. Then as he releases his battle cry, veins protruding from all areas of of his face, his mustache instantly regrows.
The burglar runs.
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So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Dr. Jeebus
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Title: SLF Harbinger of Death
Joined: Sep 03 2005
Location: Wakefield, MA
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Ice2SeeYou
Title: Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Joined: Sep 28 2008
Location: South of Heaven
Posts: 1761
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Richard Dawson would have caught her, strapped her into a rocket-powered sled and launched her into a dystopian war zone filled with hulking men with chainsaws, flamethrowers and electric bolt-throwers.
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Sydlexia.com - Where miserable bastards meet to call each other retards. |
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Fighter_McWarrior
Title: Gun of Brixton
Joined: Jun 05 2011
Location: Down by the River
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I like how the comments have turned Trebek into David Caruso
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Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
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Was it Sean Connery who broke in? he might have just wanted some Famous titties for 800.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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| Greg the White wrote: |
| lordsathien wrote: |
| Greg the White wrote: |
I bet Alex was all like:
"Looks like the Price is Wr-" oh, wait.
"Survey Says: you're f-" crap, wrong again.
"You are the weake-" dammit.
I got nothing. |
Just chase the guy, screaming in rhythm to the Final Jeopardy tune. |
I just imagine Trebek looking at the guy the second he bursts into the home. Then Trebek puts down his flute of grappa, inhales deeply. Then as he releases his battle cry, veins protruding from all areas of of his face, his mustache instantly regrows.
The burglar runs. |
He's Alex Trebek, not Axecop! 
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SoldierHawk
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Title: Warrior-Poet
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: San Diego, CA
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| Opti beat me too it, but the thief was a 56 year old woman. It's not that impressive that he chased her. |
Facts take all the fun out of things. I demand that you cease and desist immediately.
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i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
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| Dr. Jeebus wrote: |
| Opti beat me too it, but the thief was a 56 year old woman. It's not that impressive that he chased her. |
Yeah, maybe he only thought "This is the chance to beat the shit out of a 56 year old woman.".
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