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Posted: Jul 25 2011 09:05 pm

SoldierHawk wrote:

username wrote:

how can you fuck She-Hulk unless you have an iron dick? i mean, her vagina must be uber tight. like fucking a concrete wall.

Gosh, and to think I could have gone my *whole life* without having that image in my head...

Mallrats wrote:

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible! Lois Lane could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee you that when he comes during sex, he probally blows a load like a shotgun blast... right through her back. And if by chance Lois does get pregnent, what about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him!
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

[Upon meeting Stan Lee]
Brodie: The Thing! Is his dork made out of orange rock like the rest of his body?

Posted: Jul 25 2011 10:02 pm

Not going to lie, I just Rule 34 searched She-Hulk. though to be honest, if she was real I wouldn't mind getting crushed to death by her.

Posted: Jul 26 2011 03:40 am

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Are you sure you're not thinking of Rocket Raccoon or something? Who the fuck is Starfox if not the Nintendo character?

This guy.

Posted: Jul 27 2011 03:40 am

I hate to distract the thread from green-themed sex, but I saw the movie tonight and dug it. One of the more entertaining movies I've seen this year, actually. It really got the audience into it, too; good mix of humor and action.

I had my doubts about this one, as early pictures made it look really cheesy, but I wound up really liking the atmosphere of the movie. I wish they didn't have to lock him in ice so quickly, actually; I'd like to see another Captain America movie set in the 40's.

Posted: Jul 27 2011 11:17 am

Well he didn't really do anything else in the 40's.

Posted: Jul 27 2011 11:50 am

Dr. Jeebus wrote:

Well he didn't really do anything else in the 40's.

true. he just fought in WWII & that was it.

but im kind of w/Klim on this. they should try to establish his legend a bit more, that way its an even bigger event when he is discovered in ice.

Posted: Jul 27 2011 12:14 pm

I'm saying they shouldn't have had WWII end. Have him defeat Hydra and make that the end of the movie. They made it clear that Hydra and the Nazis were separate towards the end. He still needed to kick Hitler's ass.

I understand they really couldn't do this because they needed to get his ass packed in ice for the Avengers movie, I just think another story or two in the 40's could be cool.

Posted: Jul 27 2011 06:12 pm

Klimbatize wrote:

I understand they really couldn't do this because they needed to get his ass packed in ice for the Avengers movie, I just think another story or two in the 40's could be cool.

One of the friends I saw Cap with turned to me around the part where Cap's in Stark's plane and asked "Isn't Wolverine supposed to be on the plane, too?"

I know X-Men Evolution had a flashback ep of Wolverine teaming up with Cap, but I'm not sure how canon that is.

Posted: Jul 30 2011 01:00 am

Saw it yesterday, pretty good overall. The Hydra Salute is the dumbest thing I've ever seen, cracked me up every time.

I kind of like the whole frozen in ice angle, seems like a neat way for Marvel to revive an old character.

How did they do the effects with skinny cap and hulked out cap? Did they have a skinny kid do the shots with green screen / motion capture shit all over his head and copy paste the actor's face on?

Posted: Jul 30 2011 01:22 am

lordsathien wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

I understand they really couldn't do this because they needed to get his ass packed in ice for the Avengers movie, I just think another story or two in the 40's could be cool.

One of the friends I saw Cap with turned to me around the part where Cap's in Stark's plane and asked "Isn't Wolverine supposed to be on the plane, too?"

I know X-Men Evolution had a flashback ep of Wolverine teaming up with Cap, but I'm not sure how canon that is.

I would ignore much of X-men Evolution, for any of the cannon material. It was a nice little off shoot but the 90's X-Men was more related.

Posted: Jul 30 2011 02:57 am

Blackout wrote:

How did they do the effects with skinny cap and hulked out cap? Did they have a skinny kid do the shots with green screen / motion capture shit all over his head and copy paste the actor's face on?

They used CG to shrink his natural body down to the 98 pound weakling one.

Posted: Jul 30 2011 04:09 am

Well they did a good job of it, I usually sit and try to deconstruct movies but this one was pretty enjoyable and I can't recall any jarring TOTALLY FAKE fx moments.

Posted: Aug 05 2011 10:47 am

I just saw it last night. It was an amazingly enjoyable film. Definitely beat my expectations of it.

Posted: Aug 06 2011 05:01 am

So is Hawkeye gonna get a movie before the Avengers Movie comes out? Also what happened to Ant Man? Razz

Posted: Aug 06 2011 10:50 am

Blackout wrote:

So is Hawkeye gonna get a movie before the Avengers Movie comes out? Also what happened to Ant Man? Razz

As much as I like the character, I seriously doubt it.
As for Hank Pym, I think the character is dead in Ultimates, I know Janet is. As for the movie, I'd heard rumors that Pixar would be handling it.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

Edit: correction

The Shaun of the dead guy is directing it. Which is to say Edgar Wright.

Posted: Aug 06 2011 03:53 pm

While I was watching the movie, I couldn't help but notice at least two probably unconcious callbacks to Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. More severe, since the people involved actually died, but less infuriating because they weren't children.

Title: Titlating Joined: Dec 17 2007 Posts: 5042

huh?

Posted: Aug 07 2011 02:47 pm

Optimist With Doubts wrote:

huh?

He probably means the two Nazis getting zapped by that laser array in Zola/Red Skull's lab.

Posted: Aug 07 2011 02:58 pm

There were four of them. Also, that guy who got shredded by the propeller.

For those who don't know or realize, both movies were directed by the same person.

Posted: Aug 25 2011 03:34 pm

bumping for america!

I watched it yesterday and really liked it. The actors were good, the humor worked and the action was alright too.
What made to the movie kinda fresh too me was that it played in the 1940's, i really liked that.
That the movie pointed towards the end in to the direction of the Avangers movie was cool and got my a little hyped. I really have no complaints.
If you like comic movies, watch it!

Posted: Aug 28 2011 06:00 am

lordsathien wrote:

Klimbatize wrote:

I understand they really couldn't do this because they needed to get his ass packed in ice for the Avengers movie, I just think another story or two in the 40's could be cool.

One of the friends I saw Cap with turned to me around the part where Cap's in Stark's plane and asked "Isn't Wolverine supposed to be on the plane, too?"

I know X-Men Evolution had a flashback ep of Wolverine teaming up with Cap, but I'm not sure how canon that is.

I am pretty sure that is cannon. The 90's series has an episode where Wolvie teams up with Cap during WWII for a secret mission.