I recently met a beautiful woman on the dance floor at the temple to a sisters of mercy song... later I found out she had a bf but, the more we got to know each other, the more we fell in love, after several times meeting in secret she decided she could not have an affair and I completely agreed with her, as a result, she left her boyfriend whom she was miserable with and moved into an apartment down the hall from my own. I am now happily in love with her...
there is a lot more personal stuff to this story but this is the short version, obviously she had good reason to leave him and choose me, I am normally not into pursuing women in relationships but cupids arrow struck hard and true... I was smitten and powerless to stop the tide of love...
I apologize for the melodrama, I am just positively glowing though aahahaha! its a nice feeling
Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 02:28 am
So I just met this girl while attending a Catholic funeral the other day and after an entire afternoon of talking her up I eventually get a date out of her. We just went out tonight and I was this close to getting laid, but then things just turned to shit. She starts asking me why I haven't proposed to her yet even though we've been dating for over seven years. I told her that I don't think I could ever marry someone who I met at an animal sacrifice. She gets all defensive and just says "Yeah, well I could never marry a 14 year-old." I asked why she had to bring up my age now, and how it's never bothered her before but she had no real answer to that. Then she gets a call from her husband who demands she returns home immediately. That guy always cockblocks me. I mean, I'm feeling so horny right now and I don't know what to do. I've been dating this girl for 15 years and was /finally/ about to score but...NOPE. God damn it. While writing this out I see that she has texted me a couple of times saying she made a mistake and wants to come over right now to bone. What do I do? I mean, I want the sex but I also want to make this chick feel as bad as possible. I know she's the one and we're soul mates, but sometimes you have to teach these bitches a lesson, ya know? UGH! If anyone can say a prayer for me I'd really appreciate it because I can't believe the chick I've been dating for a solid two years just walked out for no reason at all. I'm just dumb-founded.
Zim: "I put the fires out!"
Tallest: "You made them worse!"
Zim: "Worse or better?"
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jul 18 2011 05:00 am
Klimbatize wrote:
So I just met this girl while attending a Catholic funeral the other day and after an entire afternoon of talking her up I eventually get a date out of her. We just went out tonight and I was this close to getting laid, but then things just turned to shit. She starts asking me why I haven't proposed to her yet even though we've been dating for over seven years. I told her that I don't think I could ever marry someone who I met at an animal sacrifice. She gets all defensive and just says "Yeah, well I could never marry a 14 year-old." I asked why she had to bring up my age now, and how it's never bothered her before but she had no real answer to that. Then she gets a call from her husband who demands she returns home immediately. That guy always cockblocks me. I mean, I'm feeling so horny right now and I don't know what to do. I've been dating this girl for 15 years and was /finally/ about to score but...NOPE. God damn it. While writing this out I see that she has texted me a couple of times saying she made a mistake and wants to come over right now to bone. What do I do? I mean, I want the sex but I also want to make this chick feel as bad as possible. I know she's the one and we're soul mates, but sometimes you have to teach these bitches a lesson, ya know? UGH! If anyone can say a prayer for me I'd really appreciate it because I can't believe the chick I've been dating for a solid two years just walked out for no reason at all. I'm just dumb-founded.
Undeath
Title: Facepuncher of Asses
Joined: Jan 15 2009
Location: Here
Posts: 608
Posted:
Jul 21 2011 08:12 pm
I just won the lottery, guys! I'll never have to work again!
I'll post about it in detail tomorrow, I have to go to work. I just spent money I had to donate blood for to catch a cab back to the homeless shelter.
Cracked.com wrote:
"MARGARINE IS ONE MOLECULE AWAY FROM PLASTIC."
Not only is that not right, that's not even wrong. It's a meaningless statement. Saying something is "one molecule away" from plastic is like saying a farm is one letter away from a fart. Water is "one molecule away" from being explosive hydrogen gas.
Mr. Spidersquid
Title: title?
Joined: Jun 28 2011
Location: In your mind
Posts: 121
Posted:
Jul 21 2011 09:33 pm
"Monday you can fall apart! Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart! Thursday doesn't even start but friday I'm in love!"
Zim: "I put the fires out!"
Tallest: "You made them worse!"
Zim: "Worse or better?"
Atma
Title: Dragoon
Joined: Apr 29 2010
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 2450
Posted:
Jul 21 2011 09:52 pm
I met a girl. I gave her a penis. She liked it.
True story.
Slayer1
Title: ,,!,, for you know who
Joined: Sep 23 2008
Posts: 4274
Posted:
Jul 21 2011 10:14 pm
Atma wrote:
I met a girl. I gave her a penis. She liked it.
True story.
I thought you were going to start singing "Met a girl, thought she was grand, fell in love found out first hand" and so on and so forth
i'll_bite_your_ear
Title: Distillatoria
Joined: Jun 09 2010
Location: van down by the river
Posts: 3707
Posted:
Jul 21 2011 10:25 pm
Nobody will help you, you are alone. Help ya self, gawddamnit!
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
Posts: 1298
Posted:
Jul 21 2011 10:50 pm
Klimbatize wrote:
So I just met this girl while attending a Catholic funeral the other day and after an entire afternoon of talking her up I eventually get a date out of her. We just went out tonight and I was this close to getting laid, but then things just turned to shit. She starts asking me why I haven't proposed to her yet even though we've been dating for over seven years. I told her that I don't think I could ever marry someone who I met at an animal sacrifice. She gets all defensive and just says "Yeah, well I could never marry a 14 year-old." I asked why she had to bring up my age now, and how it's never bothered her before but she had no real answer to that. Then she gets a call from her husband who demands she returns home immediately. That guy always cockblocks me. I mean, I'm feeling so horny right now and I don't know what to do. I've been dating this girl for 15 years and was /finally/ about to score but...NOPE. God damn it. While writing this out I see that she has texted me a couple of times saying she made a mistake and wants to come over right now to bone. What do I do? I mean, I want the sex but I also want to make this chick feel as bad as possible. I know she's the one and we're soul mates, but sometimes you have to teach these bitches a lesson, ya know? UGH! If anyone can say a prayer for me I'd really appreciate it because I can't believe the chick I've been dating for a solid two years just walked out for no reason at all. I'm just dumb-founded.
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
Mr. Spidersquid
Title: title?
Joined: Jun 28 2011
Location: In your mind
Posts: 121
Posted:
Jul 21 2011 11:10 pm
Slayer1 wrote:
Atma wrote:
I met a girl. I gave her a penis. She liked it.
True story.
I thought you were going to start singing "Met a girl, thought she was grand, fell in love found out first hand" and so on and so forth
Singing on a forum! that is just stupid.
Zim: "I put the fires out!"
Tallest: "You made them worse!"
Zim: "Worse or better?"
Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
Posts: 10376
Posted:
Jul 22 2011 12:56 am
Ever noticed how disgusting some of the couples in Wal Mart are?
username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
Location: phoenix, az usa
Posts: 16136
Posted:
Jul 22 2011 03:59 am
Blackout wrote:
Ever noticed how disgusting some of the couples in Wal Mart are?
or just people in general?
or couples on the bus?
Klimbatize wrote:
I'll eat a turkey sandwich while blowing my load
TheDrumWorkshop
Title: 2D Video Game Raper
Joined: Oct 22 2010
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 152
Posted:
Jul 22 2011 11:21 am
Ehh. Sydlexia forums aren't the place for this. But hey if you have relationship problems, My fiance and I have been having problems for the last 6 months. We have spent a lot of time apart in these last 4 months in particular and seems like all we ever do is fight. Sucks..but it is called being a man. Take care of YOUR shit and stay strong. Chicks love confidence....so be confident. It's not the end of the world. You're young.
Even if all you've wrote is a lie, talking about your relationship on these forums is a bad idea. Nobody really cares. Everyone deals with crap like this all the time. IMO
KaY-O!
Klimbatize
2010 NES Champ
Title: 2011 Picnic/Death Champ
Joined: Mar 15 2010
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Posts: 5000
Posted:
Jul 22 2011 11:43 am
TheDrumWorkshop wrote:
Even if all you've wrote is a lie, talking about your relationship on these forums is a bad idea. Nobody really cares. Everyone deals with crap like this all the time. IMO
I disagree. People who are honest (or at least not blatantly lying) have found advice and support on these forums before. This guy was just full of shit so he didn't receive any.
Well, to an extent I can agree with you but I guess I've become too desensitized to high school drama. I mean, I trust and like the folks of this forum. That's why I continue to return but yeah...does seem like the kid was lying or just trying to gain attention.
