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GPFontaine
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Konstantin Kaplin, an unemployed man from the western town of Grodno, says he was convicted this week of applauding in public and fined the equivalent of $200, despite overwhelming evidence of his innocence: He is officially registered as a disabled person and has only one arm. |
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43690734/ns/world_news-christian_science_monitor/
Lukashenko never ceases to amaze me. There are a lot of things that you can accuse a person of... and when you are a dictator... oh sorry, President... you can make most of those things stick no matter what. However, you can't just make people grow limbs... though I guess you can get the police and judges to pretend that they exist.
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HardcoreGamer4Ever
Title: I Am The God Of Awesome
Joined: Jun 28 2010
Location: Your Mom's Vagina!
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Mr. Spidersquid
Title: title?
Joined: Jun 28 2011
Location: In your mind
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"There he is officer, that's the man."
"You mean behind the disabled person?"
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 Zim: "I put the fires out!"
Tallest: "You made them worse!"
Zim: "Worse or better?" |
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
Joined: Oct 15 2005
Location: Metro area, Georgia
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I'm surprised The Flaming Schnitzel didn't get to posting this first.
I told a friend about this and the friend assumed the guy was clapping against his torso. But then you read about a deaf mute trying to shout against the government and it frames a clearer picture.
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bassguy252
Title: Professional Malcontent
Joined: May 26 2010
Location: Mount Dhoom!!!!!!!
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cant trust those one armed men, just ask "The fugitive" after that movie I always hold one armed men under doubt and suspician...
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 Let's assume it's a mixture of the two!
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
Location: Pennsylvania
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That's nothing. Last week in China, a tree was arrested for a noise disturbance when nobody was around to hear it fall.
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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Adrock4
Title: Mostly Lurks, Now
Joined: Sep 13 2009
Location: Pennsylvania
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No, that wasn't the problem, actually.
The tree had an anti-Communist blog.
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Blackout
Title: Captain Oblivious
Joined: Sep 01 2007
Location: That Rainy State
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Why the hell is applauding in public illegal? Who exactly are the victims?
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UsaSatsui
Title: The White Rabbit
Joined: May 25 2008
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Why the hell is applauding in public illegal? Who exactly are the victims? |
Read the article - demonstrators are using clapping as a way of saying "Eff you" to the dictator who runs the country.
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
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I'm surprised The Flaming Schnitzel didn't get to posting this first. |
Sath, I've been gone out of town since Wednesday or else I would have.
Having said this....I love my "hometown" of Minsk, Belarus.
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
lordsathien wrote: |
I'm surprised The Flaming Schnitzel didn't get to posting this first. |
Sath, I've been gone out of town since Wednesday or else I would have.
Having said this....I love my "hometown" of Minsk, Belarus.  |
Hmm... hard to tell if she is saying she loves it because it is true, or because the government might come and take her away for saying otherwise...
How many arms do you have?
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
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GPFontaine wrote: |
The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
lordsathien wrote: |
I'm surprised The Flaming Schnitzel didn't get to posting this first. |
Sath, I've been gone out of town since Wednesday or else I would have.
Having said this....I love my "hometown" of Minsk, Belarus.  |
Hmm... hard to tell if she is saying she loves it because it is true, or because the government might come and take her away for saying otherwise...
How many arms do you have? |
All Belarussians are happy and good people. We are perfect in everyway, thanks to our wonderful and loving President!
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Greg the White
Joined: Apr 09 2008
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It's so easy to joke about this some times, because it's so ridiculous, but then I realize how fucked up it is, because it's actually an enforced law that results in arrests.
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 So here's to you Mrs. Robinson. People love you more- oh, nevermind. |
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GPFontaine
Joined: Dec 06 2007
Location: Connecticut
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The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
GPFontaine wrote: |
The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
lordsathien wrote: |
I'm surprised The Flaming Schnitzel didn't get to posting this first. |
Sath, I've been gone out of town since Wednesday or else I would have.
Having said this....I love my "hometown" of Minsk, Belarus.  |
Hmm... hard to tell if she is saying she loves it because it is true, or because the government might come and take her away for saying otherwise...
How many arms do you have? |
All Belarussians are happy and good people. We are perfect in everyway, thanks to our wonderful and loving President!  |
Its a damn shame that my ancestors were persecuted and driven away nearly 100 years ago.
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The Opponent
Title: Forum Battle WINNER
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Greg the White wrote: |
It's so easy to joke about this some times, because it's so ridiculous, but then I realize how fucked up it is, because it's actually an enforced law that results in arrests. |
That just makes it even funnier to me.
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Rydog
Title: Dragon Slayer
Joined: Aug 11 2009
Location: Massachusetts
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You don't need to hands to clap.
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username
Title: owner of a lonely heart
Joined: Jul 06 2007
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god, i fucking hate those things
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Natsu
Joined: Sep 17 2010
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It's probably illegal to sell those there. As flaming says, they have a "loving president".
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Methid Man
Title: Spawn of Billy Mays
Joined: Nov 23 2010
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Now we all know the sound of one hand clapping.
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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The Flaming Schnitzel
Title: Tsar of all Russias
Joined: May 10 2011
Location: Minsk, Belarus
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Aw...that part isn't as good as the second part....you don't get the whole "LET"S GET MARRIED" thing....
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Lady_Satine
Title: Head of Lexian R&D
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The Flaming Schnitzel wrote: |
Aw...that part isn't as good as the second part....you don't get the whole "LET"S GET MARRIED" thing.... |
It was the first that came up on a search.
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 "Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!" |
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