Dr. Jeebus wrote:

@om*d wrote: Saying the origin of your username is a secret is lame. It would have been better to make something up and point people in the wrong direction. I tried searching but could not find anything. Perhaps someone else could assist. You won't find any info about it online, since I've never posted it and there's no reason Syd would have. Also, my name's origin is actually 3 stories, not one, starting all the way back in 1996.

Our beloved Syd of the Lexia variety, spun me a tale one fateful night, whilst high off his ass due to the effects of Cadbury Creme eggs (his addiction had peaked one night after he came across a sale at his local grocery store):

Way back in 1996, when our fair Jeebus was a fresh-faced, bright eyed young man getting his first glimpse of the internets, he came upon a BBS dedicated to "Doctor Who", how he discovered such a board when yahoo was the only search engine around is a mystery. He joined this board under the pseudonym "The_Doctor" as tribute to the beloved "Doctor Who" (this was back when a username based on a character was "Cool"). Jeebs thrived on this forum for a time until the day a /woman/ joined this particular den of Who "Fanatics". Jeebus, by some miracle beyond his control struck up a friendship with this young lass, they had a grand old time sending PM's back and forth, what happened between Jeebus and this alleged woman is a mystery to everyone left for another time.

Needless to say the events that led to the state of our fair Jeebus left him a Broken man, to ease the pain he began to fornicate with women of the night, imbibing vile concoctions to a drunken stupor, it was quite common for our dear Jeebus to arise from his slumber caked in his own regurgitation, commonly searching out MTG art of a most /crude/ fashion, known at the time as "Rule 34". After one night of such debauchery he witnessed something that would change his life forever, wiping the dried vomit from his shirt, he happened upon a televangelist preaching the good word of the lord, (seems this was actually a Documentary about Jim Jones and the events that took place before he got everyone to move to Jonestown back when he was just a preacher), this misunderstanding ended up being the muse that drove our beloved Jeebus from the path of evil ways. His vigor replenished, he decided to seek out a forum that aided those to return back to the path of the pious. He joined such a forum under the moniker "Jeebus_Slaves" (He was still inebriated, thinking he typed "Jesus"). As a result of his bull-headedness, he could not be saved.

Several years had come and gone when, one fine day, while lounging in his underwear and tube socks viewing an episode of his beloved Doctor Who, reminded him of his time spent on the Doctor Who Forums where he shared fond feelings with an alleged woman (there's a theory that this isn't a woman because back then ALL women on the internet were men) In the time he spent daydreaming an Episode of The Simpsons was airing. During his ruminations he snapped back to reality just as Homer Simpson yelled to the heavens "SAVE ME JEEBUS", this brought him back to the days on the forum where he attempted to turn his life around (but horribly ailed). At that moment, Syd entered the den of Jeebus and browbeat our hero, telling him how he needed to join his Grand website. Jeebus got up from his lounging area, boldly walked to the computer in nothing but his Briefs, Tube socks, sock garters, and a Vodka stained t-shirt (it was this moment that would forever turn Krislexia away from alcohol forever as she happened to be in the hallway at the time this debacle occurred) and while deciding how the peons of the Lexian universe would remember him forever, decided to meld his two most formidable Pseudonyms from years past (he was still a bit drunk at the time) "The_Doctor" and "Jeebus_Saves" into one glorious name that would stand against the forces of time.

And THAT my friends, is how our "dear" Dr_Jeebus received his username.