"[I] have nothing left. [I'm] tapped out."

Sehkmaenzo wrote:

sidewaydriver wrote: Cute, coming from the team that raffled away a shit ton of videogames. It takes effort to draw something, it takes skill, and effort, and practice. Vote Lexy's Army. The only way we want to buy your votes is with AWESOME.

This would be a stellar point...if the only thing we did was raffle off video games. That was a small fraction of our campaign. We've outproduced your team on the images front, and we didn't need to take requests to do it. We came up with ideas ourselves.

Vote The Four Skin Cancers. We don't make all of you come up with the good ideas.

COMING LATER TODAY!

UsaSatsui wrote:

Why don't you fucking get over it already, Klim?

The organizer of an event quits despite making it to the Final Four. You have to be retarded to think that wasn't going to get a reaction and set yourself up for some jokes.

Stop whining and take your razzing.

As you may know, UsaSatsui quit his own Forum Battle because he was too afraid of the curbstomping he'd receive from The Four Skin Cancers. That was a tactical error, as that just gives us one more thing to bust his balls about.

Little did I know I wouldn't even have to work that hard. Some of you may remember the thread where Satsui discussed his trip to Vegas: http://www.sydlexia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12858
He looks so happy, doesn't he? He wanted to spread that happiness through time.

Apparently he recently obtained the ability to time travel (I'm pretty sure it has something to do with that Sonic shirt) and he decided to a trek through time and unwittingly witness other disasters in human history...just like this year's Forum Battle! He took pictures of everything he saw, wrote about his experiences, and then accidentally PMmed them to me! I'm not joking.

His mistake! I present:



Here's the completely unedited PM Satsui accidentally sent to me.

UsaSatsui wrote:

Hey Syd. Here's an article I wrote up about my true adventures through time. I hope you use this because I've grown really tired of seeing Hitler on the front page of the site for the last two and a half months. I can't believe you're glorifying one of the worst atrocities in human history. You should be ashamed. I know it sounds crazy, but I have figured out time travel! I was able to meet some really awesome people. Don't believe me? Well I also took pictures! That's me with Ho Chi Minh! He's a really generous guy, as he talks about how everyone should share and be a community and stuff. Really inspirational. He took me on a tour of his city where I think people were putting on a play or something. And I got to be right in the middle of the action! It was so realistic. Next stop, the 1960s! I had no idea how neighborly everyone was. Some people were really hot and the firemen agreed to cool them off. A nice gentlemen who I think studied martial arts was there watching them. I asked him to take off his dunce cap and take a picture with me. I wound up in Dallas in November 1963. There was a really cool parade going on. I'm pissed off at the guy who took this picture because it's really blurry and he didn't get all of me in it. Oh well. I wound up in New Jersey in 1937, where they sure love their pyrotechnic displays; so much so that people were running all over the place not paying attention. Right after I got this picture the guy barreled right into me. Jerk. All that fire really made me want to cool off. I decided to go play in the snow a little. I made an awesome snowbunny! Get it? Because I'm a bunny! I jumped forward in time a couple decades and wanted to check out New York. People use to be so much nicer back then. Check out this store. They were giving away free coffee and doughnuts. You fucking know I got in line for that shit. First though, this kind gentleman agreed to take a photo with me. People sure were a lot thinner back then. Now this was a real treat. I had always wanted to experience travelling across the country back when much of it wasn't settled, so I shot over to the 1830s. I met a nice chap who was helping escort some Native Americans to their new FREE land. Yeah, you heard me. They were just giving free land to these people. Lucky fucks. This was hilarious. They were having one of those bachelor auctions, where people get to "buy" guys for the night. Not sure what they were raising money for, but man some of these guys were ripped. I ran on stage to see what I would fetch, but I was quickly escorted off. At least I got a pic first. The juice in my time machine was failing, but I definitely wanted to check out ancient times before I was done. I set the time machine for the first century A.D. and found myself at another parade. People were really riled up, and it looked like they were beating up a hippie. Jesus Christ, I have no idea what that was all about. I took this pic and bailed. Hope you enjoyed my Excellent Adventure, but I have nothing left. I'm tapped out.